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Health risks of grilled meat, Iraqi cinema developments, and who still uses gaming cartridges anyhow? These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-03-18 to Sat 2018-03-24
Posted by ox45tallboy at 2018-03-27 10:20:39 AM (6 comments) | Permalink
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We're back with another edition of Fark's Headlines of the Week. Some nice ones this week in every category, with puns, emojis, and context all represented. Don't forget to check out our submitting tips page for some ideas on increasing your chances of getting the greenlight and maybe having your work seen here.

To the headlines!

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-03-18 to Sat 2018-03-24:

img.fark.net  Game not working? Blow in the cartridge

img.fark.net  Brother and sister were 'jacking it together, and family reunions will now be more difficult

img.fark.net  How a salty cabbage juice diet set off a silent but deadly Facebook war

img.fark.net  Pregnant tourist goes wading, gives birth in Red Sea. Well, yeah, it would be

img.fark.net  Shiatter's full

img.fark.net  Meghan Markle to receive first wax job prior to Harry wedding

img.fark.net  I'm stuck to my chair. I'm so very scared. Help

img.fark.net  👉👌

img.fark.net  70,000 years ago, a star passed so close to the Sun it may have rained down comets on us. DO NOT CONGRATULATE

img.fark.net  Mormon Bishop accused of misusing missionary position


Sports:

img.fark.net  You'd think at a fancy NBA arena they'd serve Miracle Whip

img.fark.net  The NFL offseason is all about trades and scouting and trying to improve your roster to put together a winning team. (Offer not valid in Indianapolis, Kansas City, Arizona, Miami, Denver, Baltimore, and Buffalo. Some restrictions apply.)

img.fark.net  Aussie batsman accused of ball-tampering after he was seen on camera hiding object in his trousers. Man, Australian porn is weird


Geek:

img.fark.net  "How white lies can benefit Alzheimer's patients." Hope Hicks feeling vindicated

img.fark.net  Newer Blood Thinners Don't Raise Bleeding Risk. DO NOT COAGULATE

img.fark.net  Grilling meat can lead to high blood pressure. Mostly from having everyone at the BBQ saying when to flip the steaks


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  James Comey weighs film and TV offers for his memoirs. Finally a movie about an FBI director that won't need staff from both the men's and women's wardrobe departments

img.fark.net  First Iraqi-made film in 25 years hits cinemas. Let's hope it's not a bomb

img.fark.net  Black Panther is now the most successful superhero movie of all time. This is why you always bet on Black


Politics:

img.fark.net  Conservatives see Pope Francis as a threat. Maybe they should lighten up

img.fark.net  Trump's next big personnel move may be to fire Ty Cobb, his only competent lawyer and center fielder

img.fark.net  The Saudi Crown Prince boasts he went to Jared's


Business:

img.fark.net  Shoe brand launches new line of shoes made entirely of trees. Perhaps these folks have never heard of Holland? Shoes should be so popular that company plans on opening new branch office

img.fark.net  Russian GDP up 1.5 percent year-on-year in February, mostly on toxic exports

img.fark.net  Restaurant owner fires employee for refusing to go vegan, won't even meat them halfway
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6 Comments     (+0 »)
 
 
2018-03-27 11:20:48 AM  
'Im stuck to my chair. Im so very scared. Help!'
That was one of my favorites. :)
 
2018-03-27 11:46:25 AM  

aungen: 'Im stuck to my chair. Im so very scared. Help!'
That was one of my favorites. :)


You sick, sick sadist.
 
2018-03-27 12:28:05 PM  
Nice selection, now time to play catch-up from the past month that was missed.
 
2018-03-27 03:01:19 PM  
When I stop driving 70MPH on freeways and smoking vegetable matter of unknown origin (not coincidentally) (usually not), then I'll worry about what my pittsburgh rare new york strip might do to me.

Heck, the worst likely effects are mitigated by a side of beans.

Hey, look!  Lunchtime!  The Lebanese place down the street is inexpensive - time for a kabob.
 
2018-03-27 03:10:45 PM  
Finally  ----- back to the old 10-3-3-3-3-3 formula of only choosing the best of the best headlines, without the needless  excess of mediocre ones. Good to see you've also eliminated the pointless  "Discussion' headlines.

Just when i thought we'd soon be pronouncing Time of Death for the HOTW due to sporadic/late postings.

Let's try to keep it up.
 
2018-03-27 07:48:06 PM  

Principal Clarinet: Finally  ----- back to the old 10-3-3-3-3-3 formula of only choosing the best of the best headlines, without the needless  excess of mediocre ones. Good to see you've also eliminated the pointless  "Discussion' headlines.

Just when i thought we'd soon be pronouncing Time of Death for the HOTW due to sporadic/late postings.

Let's try to keep it up.


I always did hate the sound of clarinets.
 
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