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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-02-18 to Sat 2018-02-24
Posted by Blythe at 2018-03-06 2:10:12 PM (16 comments) | Permalink

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Thanks to all our submitters and TotalFark voters!  Enjoy your Headlines of the Week!

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-02-18 to Sat 2018-02-24:

img.fark.net  Homeless man reportedly living amid rubble. It is rumored that it is one of Barney's friends

img.fark.net  Uber eats, shoots and leaves

img.fark.net  Someone is cosplaying my Oliver Queen visits New Orleans fan fic

img.fark.net  It's like Jenga. But with cars

img.fark.net  Porn

img.fark.net  Many of them can't find Canada on a map, don't recognize its flag, and think it's a Marxist republic where people speak strange languages. Who would have guessed that Americans had so much in common with North Koreans?

img.fark.net  Bruce Lee in "Enter The Lincoln Tunnel"

img.fark.net  Woman gets a surprise hospital visit from her horse, condition upgraded to stable

img.fark.net  Suspicious substance sent to Prince Harry. Police are looking for someone who hates royalty, but thinks they're normal enough to open their own mail

img.fark.net  Capetown residents grateful that day zero has now been moved for the third time, this time to July 9th. At this rate they'll never run out of water

img.fark.net  "It's safer this way," I pleaded with the state trooper while we stood by my car on the shoulder of the freeway. I even showed him the article. He ticketed me anyway. Cops, go figure

img.fark.net  Three days, and the kids are already 90% of the way to their goal of buying a congressman

img.fark.net  Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na For Sale

img.fark.net  Seychelles sells sea shoals by the sea shore

img.fark.net  Another foot in a long line of feet was found washed up on British Columbia shores. It's been so many feet that it's been several feet of feet since 2007

img.fark.net  Residents complain of aggressive time travelers who think it's still the 1950s

img.fark.net  Snow in Vegas? Bet on it

img.fark.net  I'm sure he is fine and totally not patient zero in some new global pandemic


Sports:

img.fark.net  "Hockey Is For Everyone" month going poorly in Chicago

img.fark.net  Damn RGIII. Damnnnnnnnn

img.fark.net  When asked about the NFL national anthem protests, Kareem replied "Well, it's not as hard as dragging Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes, but it has to be done"

img.fark.net  Images from Colorado soccer game played at 3 degrees above zero. Three chilling words: frozen beer lines

img.fark.net  Every curling stone ever used in the Olympics has come from one tiny island. Bringing the wrong rock? Refs won't let it slide

img.fark.net  I'll see your Faces of Olympic Divers and raise you Faces of Olympic Figure Skaters


Geek:

img.fark.net  Ron Weasley learns how to parallel park

img.fark.net  Not invented here, in three parts

img.fark.net  Peanut allergy treatment succeeded for most tested. Spoiler: It's peanuts. Contains: Peanuts. Created in a facility where peanuts are processed

img.fark.net  Uber's new plan for world dominance. Making you walk to designated pick up spots where you will travel in a vehicle with other people to a common destination. For those keeping score at home, this is Uber's 5th attempt at inventing the bus

img.fark.net  I think we've reached a milestone when a tech company needs to add the disclaimer "this testing does not irritate or harm the robot"


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  Stop me if you've heard this one before. A man sits on the outskirts of the shtetl, being paid two kopecks a week to watch out for the messiah

img.fark.net  "Three Billboards" / Takes 5 BAFTAs / McDormashave

img.fark.net  O.J. Simpson's movie chair from "The Naked Gun" up for auction. Great for directing, relaxing, yelling 'Cut'

img.fark.net  A Star Wars tradition has been retired. AAAUGGGHHH

img.fark.net  Paloma upset that more men weren't carrying white roses in support of sexual abuse victims. Una not available for comment, Blanca says,"I'm just a bird in the sky"

img.fark.net  Whedon exits Batgirl to spend more time with his dollhouse

img.fark.net  No it can't and no it shouldn't

img.fark.net  Wakanda recognizes Welsh independence


Politics:

img.fark.net  Paul ManHesF*cked

img.fark.net  RI Senate GOP whip charged with two counts of not using bookmarks

img.fark.net  Pence pulls out of North Korea too early, cries for Mother

img.fark.net  Like that one bartender you can count on to tell you you're totally fine when everybody else in your life is nattering on about "hopeless degenerate alcoholic this" and "need to go to rehab" that, The NRA gets a standing O from the crowd at CPAC

img.fark.net  The president sends out a tweet encouraging the Florida high school students to go forward with their movement, noting that great movements have often been started by young people

img.fark.net  Dana Loesch rages against the entertainment industry with all the righteous fury you'd expect from someone who wasn't called back after her audition

img.fark.net  Crisis actor exposed

img.fark.net  School districts: Comply, children or marching in protest will go on your PERMANENT RECORD (dramatic music). MIT Admissions: Have fun storming the castle, kids

img.fark.net  👉🏻 _///||||||||||||

img.fark.net  "You can go down to Four Corners Park and see obvious illegal immigrants defecating in the woods, fornicating in the woods, and on and on and on." Does this guy think bears are illegal immigrants?


Business:

img.fark.net  Siemens plans to float Healthineers IPO in the punch bowl of 2018

img.fark.net  What will $1,800 a month rent you in San Jose? Think small. No, smaller. Maybe pack a shoehorn or something

img.fark.net  Japan to buy at least 20 more F-35A stealth fighters. Maybe. Details are sketchy

img.fark.net  ♫Sign, sign, everywhere a sign, Sweden does not want cash, breakin' my mind, pay with mobile, pay with digital, can't you read the sign?♫

img.fark.net  Hints about HQ2 might have leaked. That's great, because I haven't won a dime on that damn game show yet

img.fark.net  It's a public street, a 25 mph zone, and we're in a prototype Tesla semi truck. HIT IT

img.fark.net  Sʇᴉɟoɹd ɹɐǝʎ ɟๅɐɥ pɹoɔǝɹ sǝǝs sʎɐʍɹᴉꓯ sɐʇuɐῸ

img.fark.net  Bank error in your favor. Collect lawsuit

img.fark.net  54% of Americans say they won't use self-driving cars. Apparently they like to have something else to keep them busy while they're texting

img.fark.net  Djibouti just nationalized its port, giving the foreign employees running it just seven days to leave the country. This will surely work out perfectly


Discussion:

img.fark.net  Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, Trapped in a time loop. (CW 8ET) Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, Trapped in a time loop. (CW 8ET) Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, Trapped in a time loop. (CW 8ET) Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, Trapped in a time l

img.fark.net  Quick, let's read on why the letter "Q" is almost always followed by the letter "U"

img.fark.net  New Comics (2/21): Comics about Mata Hari, Pumpkinhead, Birdman, Batman investigating a war between Celtic gods and the Fairy Folk....it's a weirder week than usual

img.fark.net  L'enfer, c'est les autres
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16 Comments     (+0 »)
 
 
2018-03-06 02:22:15 PM  
Wow. I got four of them. I am getting good at this.
 
2018-03-06 02:23:32 PM  
2/18? That's like three weeks ago
 
2018-03-06 02:50:42 PM  
Huh. I got one. But it's not HOTY material. But then, ones which I submit as HOTY material rarely get greened.
 
2018-03-06 03:01:49 PM  
Hey, my first headline to make it to the list
 
2018-03-06 03:14:58 PM  

kdawg7736: Wow. I got four of them. I am getting good at this.


Four? In one week?
 
2018-03-06 03:38:38 PM  

ParallelUniverseParking: kdawg7736: Wow. I got four of them. I am getting good at this.

Four? In one week?


Try not to submit any headlines on your way to the parking lot!
 
2018-03-06 03:46:42 PM  

kdawg7736: Wow. I got four of them. I am getting good at this.


act like you been there before, kid.   :D   *ducks*

/got 4 too
 
2018-03-06 04:17:28 PM  

abhorrent1: 2/18? That's like three weeks ago


I guess we should be thankful for small things, since the 6 weeks of HOTW between 12/3 and 1/13 were never even done or posted.

Between the sporadic postings of HOTW (what happened to seeing them on the Monday after the week ending?)  and the recent trend of having far too many weekly mediocre headlines qualifying, the entire HOTW has really just fallen off the cliff.
 
2018-03-06 04:44:35 PM  

aevorea: Hey, my first headline to make it to the list


mazel tov! Welcome to the club! We get leathers
 
2018-03-06 04:45:54 PM  

Principal Clarinet: abhorrent1: 2/18? That's like three weeks ago

I guess we should be thankful for small things, since the 6 weeks of HOTW between 12/3 and 1/13 were never even done or posted.

Between the sporadic postings of HOTW (what happened to seeing them on the Monday after the week ending?)  and the recent trend of having far too many weekly mediocre headlines qualifying, the entire HOTW has really just fallen off the cliff.


you miss Unfreakable, don't you?
 
2018-03-06 05:42:13 PM  

ParallelUniverseParking: kdawg7736: Wow. I got four of them. I am getting good at this.

Four? In one week?


Yes. Personal record for one week.
 
2018-03-06 05:58:03 PM  

kdawg7736: Wow. I got four of them. I am getting good at this.


Good jorb!!!  3 of them here, kinda surprised , I thought they were okay, but nuttin' special.
 
2018-03-06 06:01:06 PM  

WelldeadLink: Huh. I got one. But it's not HOTY material. But then, ones which I submit as HOTY material rarely get greened.


Right?  Every now and then I'll submit one that I'm sure is going green and destined for the Fark HOF....and nuthin.  Oh well, the admins do a great job, it's gotta be tough.
 
2018-03-06 06:01:33 PM  

aevorea: Hey, my first headline to make it to the list


Yes!!!!  Great job!
 
2018-03-06 08:21:08 PM  

kdawg7736: ParallelUniverseParking: kdawg7736: Wow. I got four of them. I am getting good at this.

Four? In one week?

Yes. Personal record for one week.


stir22: kdawg7736: Wow. I got four of them. I am getting good at this.

Good jorb!!!  3 of them here, kinda surprised , I thought they were okay, but nuttin' special.


I cry foul. That can't work on water and vodak alone. Shenaigans! Doping! Illegal humor enhancing drugs must have been used. I demand that those submitters are being tested for that, Blythe. This - is - an - outrage.
 
2018-03-06 11:12:19 PM  

somedude210: Principal Clarinet: abhorrent1: 2/18? That's like three weeks ago

I guess we should be thankful for small things, since the 6 weeks of HOTW between 12/3 and 1/13 were never even done or posted.

Between the sporadic postings of HOTW (what happened to seeing them on the Monday after the week ending?)  and the recent trend of having far too many weekly mediocre headlines qualifying, the entire HOTW has really just fallen off the cliff.

you miss Unfreakable, don't you?


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