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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-02-04 to Sat 2018-02-10
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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-02-04 to Sat 2018-02-10:
Theme park changing the name of 'Rebel Yell' roller coaster over Confederate sensitivities. While some might say this goes too far, others cried more, more, more
Lexus crashes into Wells Fargo branch resulting in two minor injuries, five new accounts opened
Errant tsunami warning issued for Manhattan, much of East Coast. Can't believe the Hawaii missile guy got a new job already
Six people die while whale watching. Where is your pod now?
Gaza is down to just ten days of emergency fuel. I told ya we should have put more than five bucks in
There's a bipartisan 2-year spending deal in the Senate. It's up to the House or the President to prevent government from working like normal
Florida man arrested for putting poison in Yum Yum Sauce, after surveillance video proved that the sauce was a lye
Lollipop man banned for high-fives. Man, those guild rules are strict
First human eggs grown in laboratory. Scientists nervous, afraid their research will be poached
It's time we compiled a list of the most Canadian crimes ever
Woman wins lawsuit over penis cake. Cake
Reminder: Your car will depreciate rapidly the moment it leaves the Earth's atmosphere
Police seize 185 pounds of vacuum-sealed marijuana. All 85 pounds are being kept at the state police barracks until the suspect can be arraigned for the 8.5 pounds of the substance
Wichita boy getting a lot of cabbage for a big cabbage? It's Cole's Law
Browns' 2018 draft to be (a) amazingly good (b) drunkenly made (c) why not both?
Police report from Gronk burglary shows he owned a lot of ██████████ and a big pile of ██████████. Also, lives with two other dudes
Why Jo$h McDaniel$ decided to $tay with the Patriot$
Fan billed $125 for seat he took home after the Super Bowl. For that kind of cash he could have bought two more beers during the game
The Cavs no longer need IT support
Oregon golf course offers goats as caddies. I kid you not
Extragalactic exoplanets, excellent
Attack of the clones, crayfish edition
Take solace in knowing that you will probably never be as wrong about something as this guy was
Dinosaurs may have been too successful, and run afoul of the "shoe event horizon" long before the Chicxulub asteroid
Scientists reconstruct "Cheddar Man," the first modern Briton; plan to display him at the county fair
Not to make light of a dark matter, but we need to talk about 3.5 keV
Wow. We'll have enough salt to last forever
It's gonna take a lot to drag you away from this song that was #1 on this day thirty-five years ago; it's something that a hundred men or more could never do
You can call him Al-most retired
While it seems as if we've been Together Forever with Rick Astley, he's only 52 today, so wish him a happy birthday and keep singing
In the tough world of modelling, 22-year old Gigi Hadid is already considered past it, as here she is, already covered in Moss
Think "Game of Thrones: Battle of the Bastards" but with lightsabers and aliens
London calling, at the top of the dial. It's International Clash Day
Mr. Holland's Gropus
Police now say Robert Wagner's story about Natalie Wood's death 'doesn't add up'. Apparently the math on a statement from an 87 year old about something that happened 37 years ago will never balance out correctly
Chelsea Handler says her goal in 2018 is to voluntarily sleep with a Republican. Apparently if you sleep with the right one, it could net you $130,000
Jimmy Buffett is no longer wasted away in Margaritaville but, instead, he's Broadway moguling in New York
Yo, dawg, I heard you like the Alamo. So we're showing The Alamo at the Alamo so you can remember the Alamo while you remember the Alamo
The Justice Department goes to court to protect the authority of Robert Mueller. Wait...what? We're through the looking glass, down the rabbit hole, off the scoreboard, over the backboard, nothing but net
"Kennedy may be Democrats' best hope" This is not a repeat from 1960, '68, or '80
Canada confronts, cornholes, colonial Cornwallis
The Assangehog saw his warrant upheld, which means 6 more weeks of hiding in the embassy
In corruption trial, Howe admits he stole money from former law partners Dewey and Cheatem
Even Skynet has turned on Trump
Flint has a 75% drop in third-grade reading proficiency from 2013 to 2017. You could say it's dropping like a lead weight in water
Nunes (R-Stable Genius): Fine, the FBI Didn't Lie, But Its Font Was Too Small
In the wake of their smash hit #releasethememo, Russia's troll factories are releasing a slew of follow-up singles #fisagate, #obamadeepstate, #wethepeopledemandjustice, #thememorevealsthecoup and even #obamaslegacyisobamagate
Did...did Trump just threaten the stock market?
Trump's lawyers were overheard saying, "You can do that??"
♬ Matchmaker, matchmaker. Make me a match. Collude with the Russians. Launder some cash. ♬
Senator Corker to oppose bipartisan budget deal over concerns that he does not personally profit
Trump announces his pick to be the new IRS Commissioner and, surprising many political observers, it's NOT "That weird Sovereign Citizen guy who hangs out at the used bookstore and goes on and on about how the 16th amendment was illegally ratified"
"Preventing Allocation of Resources for Absurd Defense Expenditures" Act
US adopts the "it was like that when we got here" excuse and refuses to pay anything for Iraqi reconstruction
Chuck Schumer shoots himself in foot, forgot he wanted military parade in 2014. President Trump says tanks a lot
White House denying Kelly has offered to resign, stumbling right into an oddly specific denial trope
The White House apparently has more wife beaters than a monster truck rally
Major banks block bitcoin sales via credit cards, stating "if somebody's going to steal your money, it's going to be us"
Los Angeles decides that the cable company monopoly model would be a great way to handle basic sanitation services. It works out exactly as you would expect
Guess who is now looking into new sexual assault allegations? Come on, Guess
Super Bowl LII thread #4. Yes, four. Ahh ahh ahh, four
Look, I'm not watching combat juggling until steroids are mandatory
What if Philly had a parade, and free beer was offered? I'm afraid we'll find out. Question: Despite being mid-day and windchill in the 20s, should a Fark Party be declared?
"Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia." ― E.L. Doctorow. Hah, that's not what the voices in my head say. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, socially acceptable edition
All right, it's time to get serious in our discussion of the Winter Olympics. I say we should bring back compulsory figures and eliminate free skating. Who's with me?
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