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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-01-28 to Sat 2018-02-03
Posted by Blythe at 2018-02-06 1:22:39 PM (2 comments) | Permalink

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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-01-28 to Sat 2018-02-03:

img.fark.net  Entrepreneur grows mushrooms inside the very restaurant where they will be paired with melting chimera hearts dipped in the primal soup swirling inside the emerald goblet of the elder god Kthanid

img.fark.net  Founder of IKEA dead at 91. Funeral to be delayed while family assembles CÅSKETT

img.fark.net  ♬♬ Don't cry for me, Cali-fornia, ♬♬ I fought for your weed, and you got it ♬♬

img.fark.net  ƃuᴉpuɐl pooƃ ɐ sᴉ ɯoɹɟ ʎɐʍɐ ʞlɐʍ noʎ ƃuᴉpuɐl ʎu∀

img.fark.net  Holy Grail of dinosaurs found in the Egyptian desert. Promptly taunts paleontologists from its perch on the castle wall

img.fark.net  Hawaii missile alert supervisor clicked the Add Link button instead of Preview

img.fark.net  Spanish van driver plays the wildest game of Jenga ever with his vehicle and 20 large wooden pallets

img.fark.net  "If a ship had 26 sheep and 10 goats onboard, how old is the ship's captain?"

img.fark.net  Cape Town races to avert a water shortage Day Zero. Doo-dah

img.fark.net  Russia boasts of having used 215 new weapon systems during the Syrian War, including the Submersible Fighter Aircraft, the Placebo Air Defense, and the Rapid-Evacuation Airbase

img.fark.net  Now I know my BAC. Next time won't you sing with me?

img.fark.net  MAN DIES WHILE HIKING ON ECHO CANYON TRAIL WITH FAMILY... Man dies while hiking on Echo Canyon Trail with family... ᴹᵃᶰ ᵈᶦᵉˢ ʷʰᶦᶫᵉ ʰᶦᵏᶦᶰᵍ ᵒᶰ ᴱᶜʰᵒ ᶜᵃᶰʸᵒᶰ ᵀʳᵃᶦᶫ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᶠᵃᵐᶦᶫʸ

img.fark.net  Turkish court overturns ruling to release Amnesty chair. Angry chair, slatted chair of woe considering appeals

img.fark.net  60,000 pounds of kitty litter spill from tractor trailer on highway. First responders baffled at what to contain this with

img.fark.net  700 ♣ / 1 - that's 700 Club stroke one


Sports:

img.fark.net  Duke and North Carolina lose at home on same day for first time since 1973. And there was much rejoicing

img.fark.net  England women's new head coach denies he is sexist, as his tweets about wife-beating, golddiggers, and domestic chores were taken out of context. Facepalm fouls Dumbass, Fail and Stupid tags in off-the-ball incidents

img.fark.net  Magic calls for accountability at Michigan State, incarceratearmus

img.fark.net  Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum, after nearly 100 years with that name will now be known as the United Airlines Memorial Coliseum. There'll be some upgrades including seating, so get ready for that spacious leg room airlines are known for

img.fark.net  Soccer star Lionel Messi's charitable foundations make the Trump charitable foundations look like charitable foundations

img.fark.net  Flu, eagles flu

img.fark.net  1 in 4 Americans believe God will listen to their prayers and not those loser fans' prayers


Geek:

img.fark.net  Ford prefects the Enforcement Droid Series 209

img.fark.net  Scientists smash thousands of proteins to find four "Legos of life," promptly lose the two key ones to the set, and step on 9 more

img.fark.net  Coral, it is their density. Did you hear what acid?

img.fark.net  Geophysicists suspect Earth's magnetic poles may be getting ready to flip. EVERYBODY ƆIN∀Ԁ

img.fark.net  This is an ex-gannet. He -was- pining for a while, though


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  David Schwimmer on chances of Friends reunion: WE ARE STILL ON A BREAK

img.fark.net  Alright you Primitive screwheads, listen up You see this? This... is my Caesura

img.fark.net  Angelina Jolie leads a Benetton ad worth of children around Paris. A Benetton ad is an actual unit of measurement in Europe, worth six children of mixed parentage

img.fark.net  List of top 10 groundhog day movies...may be a repeat

img.fark.net  You didn't expect a Marvel character to stay dead, did you?

img.fark.net  The absolute 10 best Groundhog Day movies...definitely a repeat


Politics:

img.fark.net  Donald Trump's description of __________ doesn't quite match what __________ show(s) and __________ say(s)

img.fark.net  In what has become an election tradition in Russia, Putin has the opposition arrested

img.fark.net  You scratch my genocide and I'll scratch yours

img.fark.net  Who's ready for Czechxit? (possible nsfw content on page)

img.fark.net  Wait, you guys actually expected China to build you a new African Union headquarters, for free, and *not* put microphones everywhere? And you accepted free computer systems too? Hahaha oh wow

img.fark.net  Report card for the consitutional order, 1 year into Trump: We might have to have a conference with Congress's parents

img.fark.net  Paul Ryan to Republicans in a closed door meeting on "the Memo": Look, we all know Nunes' fanfic is going to fall apart sooner or later, so let's not oversell this as the Rosetta stone of an X-files level conspir-DAMMNIT Gaetz what did I JUST say?

img.fark.net  The State of the Uniom Address is the worst thing in modern politics because it perpetuates the "Green Lantern theory" of the Presidency, and no one wants to remember that movie

img.fark.net  Mattis proposes Pentagon cellphone ban without addressing how employees will be able to catch their Pikachus

img.fark.net  The radical right has created a significant number of "Alt-Americans" who live in an upside down world. Presumably, a flat one

img.fark.net  Potomac Paul sees his shadow, six more weeks of treason


Business:

img.fark.net  American Airlines decides air travel wasn't stressful enough, adds a touch of Thunderdome and the Hunger Games to new coach seating plans

img.fark.net  "Goldman Sachs Invests in Pea Milk Startup." This is neither fake news or yellow journalism

img.fark.net  Let's see how my cryptocurrency investment is doing...*looks at website*...That's a penis


Discussion:

img.fark.net  6 Guinness records featuring Scotch whisky, which is better than records featuring Scotch eggs

img.fark.net  "The art of writing is discovering what you believe." -Gustave Flaubert. Huh, maybe that's my problem, I just always believe I'll have another bourbon. This is your Fark Writer's Thread
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2 Comments     (+0 »)
 
 
2018-02-06 02:16:14 PM  
Nice group. Now we have to play catch-up with what's missing from December and January....
 
2018-02-06 03:10:08 PM  
Hey the Sun was there!
 
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