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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-11-19 to Sat 2017-11-25
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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-11-19 to Sat 2017-11-25:
Charles Manson released from life sentence on a technicality
How to cook Thanksgiving dinner in a microwave. Step one: abandon all pretense of shame or dignity
God is forming a really weird band this week
"Manus Island: PNG police move into detention centre and tell refugees to leave." No worries, they'll be done in a GIF
Woman who allegedly sent explosive devices to Pres. Obama and Texas Governor Greg Abbott was arrested after her cat's hair was found on the devices. It's as yet unclear what her or the cat's motive was
Woman tricked into buying potatoes she thought was an iPhone. Available on Spudify. She found it on Mashable. Check it out on YouTuber. iPhone? More like an EyePhone. I think I'm done
Breaking the news to someone that their partner has been killed in an accident is an issue that should be handled with the utmost care and delicacy. Or leave a voicemail. Whatever
Ah, Paris. City of light. Wonderful museums, impressive monuments, roaming apex predators, elegant cuisine... hold, on
Michigan judge throws out marijuana butter case. Well, that's just great. Now where are people supposed to store their marijuana butter?
Happy Birthday Jim
If all 46 of these scenarios happen, the 0-10 Cleveland Browns will make the playoffs
Jay Cutler finally goes into concussion protocol after years of teasing
"Hey, I got a great idea. How about this: during Sunday's game, beer is free until the Packers score. What could possibly go wrong?"
And we have a new contender for Worst Play of the Year, college football edition
Scientist puts his dog on editorial boards of seven predatory journals as proof of their negligence. Your dog wants added controls in figure 3 and a more thorough statistical analysis of the data in table 1
"The Nine Circles of Linguistic Transgression Hell." Ducking auto cat rectal
Dildo shaped asteroid heading straight for Uranus
British dental pioneer Jimmy Steele dies; was noted for his groundbreaking new report on astounding toothbrush technology widely used elsewhere in Europe
Why scientific proof is really just a myth. Here comes the... err, science
Dark humor may be radioactive at some jobs, but Finnish nuclear workers use it to avoid a personal meltdown and eliminate the waste of toxic work relationships. Does it work? Isotope so
Many people have a mental list of people they'd like to have shut up and go away. Not many people actually write down the names on a list. But (thankfully) not many people are Harvey Weinstein
R-R-R-R-R-RIP M-M-M-Mel Tillis
Ora freezes ova
State Dept. admits morale is low, but points out it's just a handful of people who are complaining. The handful that are left at the State Dept. to be exact, but that's just quibbling
Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin says he had no idea that the now-viral "Bond villian" photo, that he posed for, with his wife, for an AP photographer, would be made public
The category is "Family Values" and the $400 clue, this former GOP state senator and Trump campaign coordinator is pleading guilty to child sex trafficking. Remember to phrase your outrage in the form of a question
'Ignores party deadline' or 'is 93 years old'?
HPA spending increased in 2016 by $100 MILLION in pro-Trump push. "HPA"? That should say "NRA". Weird how my keyboard suddenly switched to Cyrillic
78% of Utahans want Orrin Hatch to retire, but 100% of Orrin Hatches want Orrin Hatch to run for reelection
37 out of 38 economists surveyed agree that GOP tax reform will grow the national debt. The 38th differed, saying it would obvious the plan would growl the notional dirt
President Trump refuses offer to be Time Magazine's Person of the Year, notes he already has enough fake covers
Trump back, what's that sound / Here she comes, full blast and top down / Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue / Model citizen, zero discipline
Drew Curtis called to say that subby was PROBABLY going to be named "Farker of the Year," like last year, but he would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. Subby said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway
Apparently we are in a bubble right now: An everything bubble. Even the bubble prediction market is a bubble. BUBBLES
Vermont town says they're running out of cemetery plots. Mayor says it's a grave shortage
Wanted: Pole installer for AT&T. Immediate opening
Why I wish I drank more
Bergevin called to say Subby was PROBABLY going to be named Captain of the Canadiens before tonight's games (starting at 7pm EST) but I'd have to agree to an interview in French & play centre. I said probably is no good, poured another goonjuice
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