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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-09-24 to Sat 2017-09-30. For the 80s geeks among us, find the Real Genius reference. For the rest of us, there's plenty of NFL, North Korea, Puerto Rico, Hefner, butterflies, cryptocurrency, and more. All in less than 275 characters
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Here are your top voted Headlines of the Week! Check out the NotNewsletter for more great headlines that *almost* made it to the top! Main and Politics consistently have the most content and the most competition - for true bragging rights submit your best headlines here! Geek is also consistently great - though it had a little extra room for competition this week. Entertainment had a lot more competition this week - Great job! Business, Sports, and Discussion always have a lot of gems and definitely had some great ones this week, but also have room for competition. Good luck!
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Here are your Headlines of the Week!!
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-09-24 to Sat 2017-09-30:
Soon all of Hong Kong's dolphins could be dead (cetacean needed)
No one seems to know why Chad was just banned from entering the U.S., but it's likely because he's the guy who keeps leaving the seat up
Lingerie-clad Miami high school cheerleaders .... and you're gone. I have 184 characters remaining. Anything you want to talk about? How's the weather? it's a hot one for the first week of fall here.... Jeez, still have 40 remaining characters
In Limerick, a furious lover / Shot at his ex-girlfriend's mother / The miscreant fled / The woman's not dead / And don't panic - the manhunt is over
Origami butterflies with ominous "you are not safe" and "9-28-17" messages appearing in Seattle, causing concern. To be fair, the butterfly effect is unpredictable
Washington Post submits headline to Fark, does not get approved, posts it on their own site in a fit of pique
Goodnight, bunny man (semi-NSFW thread)
Drive-by shooting at drive-thru leaves hyphens scattered everywhere
That's one way of getting out of repaying a half a million dollars of chartered flights
Or you can have what's in this box
Think you're the world's biggest "Rick and Morty" fan? Not unless you're 6-foot-4 and 267 pounds like this pro wrestler
More evidence as to why casinos are big and your house is small
Take comfort Farkers, even NFL quarterbacks live in their parents' basements
Crossbow kills 5, Mitch and Chris seen buying a lot of popcorn
FCC: "You need to activate the FM radio chips in your phones when there's a national emergency." Apple: "Um...you do know we don't have those in our phones, right?" FCC: *crickets*
The launch of the James Webb Space Telescope is two years away... and always will be
Beauty, beauty, beauty beauty contestant, watch out for that pool
Hello muddahs / Hello faddahs / Here I am at / Camp John Waters / It was trashy / Life-affirming / But the pics ain't safe for work and you'd be squirming
Supergirl's new villain will be Psi, who torments National City with calls of "Oppan Gangnam Style"
But tHEiR emails
North Koreans: We're used to dealing with an insane megalomaniac, but seriously, WTF is up with your guy?
Looks like the entire IRS is about to get fired via Twitter
Senator Warner looks at Reddit and sees a bunch of Russian propaganda targets. He looked at Fark too, but got contact drunk and doesn't remember what he saw, or how he accidentally deleted the Politics Tab
With Moore's win, Dems think they have a shot at winning a Senate seat in Alabama. It's the political equivalent of a behind-the-back, looking-into-a-mirror, trying to hit a moving target 500 yards away, with a pistol, shot; but it IS a shot
At least using NFL stadiums as FEMA death camps will save on construction costs
Trump describes his tax cut plan as "'giant, massive, the biggest ever". Then again that comes from a man who describes his incredibly tiny hands as 'normal sized' so subby would advise some caution
Seriously, there has to be something wrong with this guy
U.S. Chamber of Commerce wants to prevent consumers from suing companies ... and has filed a lawsuit to outlaw lawsuits. We're not just through the looking glass here, folks, we're moving into entirely new alternate dimensions
They probably can't see the Fake news, since, you know, they have no electricity
Russia threatens to improve its citizens' quality of life
Soup, salad and breadsticks at $5.99 = financial success. Soup, salad and breadsticks at $6.99, well gosh darnit, that's just price gouging, I'm never setting foot in an Olive Garden again
SEC: Cryptocurrencies are securities. Investors: So about these initial-coin-offerings that are merely thinly-disguised attempts to circumvent the IPO process because there's no actual business in there. SEC: Yeah, about them
Is fizzy milk making a comeback? Let's hope not
The best and worst cities in the world to drive in. Including ranking by road rage levels
"A person who publishes a book appears willfully in public eye with his pants down." ― Edna St. Vincent Millay. Hah, like we wear pants in here anyway. This is your Fark writer's thread, pants down edition
I think that in light of Twitter revealing that their 240 character limit is arbitrary that we on fark should consider why we are limited to only 250. Do the owners and maintainers of this website believe that we can or shouldn't express our selves m
You know, you gotta submit the link, Morty, for the Hannity thread to go green. Yeah, look, I submitted a Hannity link and the link had no problem getting greenlit. It was a...It was a leisurely breeze (Hannity starts at 9 PM ET)
Here are ten almost-extinct words we need to start using right away. Subby hopes he didn't embrangle you about that snollygoster
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