Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-09-03 to Sat 2017-09-09
Posted by Blythe at 2017-09-11 11:30:58 AM (0 comments) | Permalink

•       •       •

1131 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Sep 2017 at 11:33 AM (1 year ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Here are the headlines that TotalFarkers voted as the best for the week.  Thanks for voting!  Vote early, vote often.  We're looking mainly for funny - what headline could you tell someone else at the office or in a bar and make them laugh - and we also love smart and creative and fun.  Thanks to our submitters, you are all amazing!

Take a look in the NotNewsletter to see the headlines that almost made it to the HotW list.  Make sure to vote so *your* favorites make it to the top.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-09-03 to Sat 2017-09-09:

img.fark.net  Trump and Melania go to church. Where did she get that DRESS? It's awful. And those shoes and that coat-- JEEEZ

img.fark.net  G-g-g-g-ghost lobster? Like, ZOINKS!

img.fark.net  Seafood company's defense for accidentally releasing 160,000 Atlantic salmon into the Pacific: it was a tide caused by the eclipse. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT I SWEAR TO GOD

img.fark.net  Indiana cancer patient's wish to meet my ex-wife is granted

img.fark.net  The fog is getting thicker. And Irma is getting laaaarger

img.fark.net  A mandatory evacuation order has been issued for residents of Southern Florida with special needs. So, pretty much everyone

img.fark.net  Ashfall in Seattle, threadfall and dragons to follow soon

img.fark.net  Smoking Hot cafeteria lady arrested for sex with teen, having sent nude pictures of herself to him which we can only assume were taken in landscape mode

img.fark.net  Fewer

img.fark.net  *cries*


Sports:

img.fark.net  Scooby packs

img.fark.net  Brock's back as backup for Broncos after being booted by Browns

img.fark.net  New polling data shows that Nate Silver shouldn't be allowed to create memes


Geek:

img.fark.net  MIT's new 'socially aware' robot can move swiftly through crowds, post about how woke it is on twitter

img.fark.net  Carbon units infesting NASA continue to receive data from Voyager probes almost 40 years after their expected mission termimation

img.fark.net  Researchers find the molecular origin of Alzheimer's, hope they remember where they put it

img.fark.net  Scientists introduce new material to store hydrogen. While they don't want to rush things, it's no secret they hope to be in a meaningful one-on-one relationship very soon

img.fark.net  "Why don't you just make Category 5 more destructive and make 5 be the top number and make that a little worse?" "...This scale goes to 6"

img.fark.net  Scientists identify 27 distinct emotions, not including the "Oh, I just clicked a Daily Mail link" emotion which is simply a variation of disgust

img.fark.net  Then, in 2017, Skynet developed gaydar

img.fark.net  Look, I've got an advanced medical degree from Dunning-Kruger University, and I'LL decide what I'm taking

img.fark.net  New mummies found in Luxor, positioned right in front of the slot machines

img.fark.net  Packs of African wild dogs vote on group decisions by sneezing. The nose have it over the eyes


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  Can't

img.fark.net  Wanda gets litigious over rumors about its Wang

img.fark.net  Sorry folks, park's closed. Mouse out front should have told you


Politics:

img.fark.net  "Pop quiz, hotshot. You are the president of the United Sta..." "Shoot the hostages." "But I haven't asked the question yet." "Shoot the hostages"

img.fark.net  Obama upgrades anger level on DACA repeal from "slightly annoyed" to "let me be clear"

img.fark.net  Scotland: If it's not an electric vehicle by 2032, it's CRAP

img.fark.net  Trump to hawk his tax overhaul in Bismarck, Dems to announce project "Ark Royal" in response

img.fark.net  McCain's spine goes into remission

img.fark.net  "Six charts to help Americans understand the German elections" needs a seventh that helps them give einen Rattenarsch

img.fark.net  "People called the Blue, they live?" "It says 'Blue lives matter.'" "No it doesn't"

img.fark.net  Wife of Trump Organization's ethics attorney arrested for having a tryst with an inmate. Which makes sense, since clearly her husband is a figment of her imagination

img.fark.net  Senator breaks leg while exercising, mainstream media is silent

img.fark.net  Democrats force resignation of Town Councilman for chasing tail while wearing one


Business:

img.fark.net  Nickel prices keep plugging along, are the highest they've been in almost 6 quarters

img.fark.net  Ryanair cuts cabin baggage limit to one piece. Not to be undone, United and American prohibit pockets

img.fark.net  If the meal that you eat has an eel for the meat, that's a moray


Discussion:

img.fark.net  The most disturbing people you can sit next to on an airplane, but nothing beats the corpse story

img.fark.net  Will reigns get fed to the inCenarator? Will anyone care of Enzo and Gable? Can subby manage to type this with no typos on his phone? It's your live Raw thread Starting at 8pm eastern on USA

img.fark.net  By the power of Jennifer Greyskull

img.fark.net  "I believe that was already covered during the trial" and other smart arse answers not covered in the linked article about what to say when the job interviewer asks you to tell them about yourself

img.fark.net  It's been over 10 years. Are we over it yet?

img.fark.net  This week on the Saturday Morning Book Club: What's the most difficult book you've ever read? Bonus points if you actually understood it
· · ·

0 Comments     (+0 »)
 
 
Displayed 0 of 0 comments

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking





On Twitter




In Other Media
Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report