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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-08-20 to Sat 2017-08-26
Posted by Blythe at 2017-08-28 11:56:50 AM (1 comment) | Permalink

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Thanks for voting for Headline of the Week!  Remember to vote early, vote often.  The best time to vote is when you a headline really stands out for you - remember to vote for it!  We're looking most of all for funny - but also headlines that just really grab you, or are a fantastic creative twist.  Thanks to all our submitters!!

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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-08-20 to Sat 2017-08-26:

img.fark.net  Jerry Lewis has died. France surrenders

img.fark.net  The North Korean threats of war that were on, then off, are now back on again. Please adjust your apocalypse clock accordingly

img.fark.net  John McCain has been injured in a boating accident

img.fark.net  Manassas Civil War Weekend cancelled over safety concerns, predetermined outcome

img.fark.net  Dearest Martha, My diploma is lost. The college cannot overcome my opposition to equality. Pray for me, my reckoning is here

img.fark.net  Headless torso found near topless beach

img.fark.net  51, 53, 55, 58, 52, 52, 56 -- that's the good part. Then come 41, 47, 35, 49, 48. To sum up: 39

img.fark.net  Gimme an O. Gimme a U. Gimme a C. Gimme an H

img.fark.net  Thanks to climate change, a tanker was able to sail through the Arctic without an icebreaker for the first time - 30% quicker than via the southern route, saving fuel and reducing its carbon footprint in the process, helping to counter climate change

img.fark.net  Actual headline: Princess Diana's impact endures 20 years after her death. This is why we need to bring back phrasing


Sports:

img.fark.net  O.J. Mayo hopes to make an NBA comeback with the Milwaukee Bucks. M.W. Hellmann is planning one, too

img.fark.net  His last request, to have 8 Philadelphia Eagles as pall bearers so the Eagles can let him down one last time

img.fark.net  Drunk, naked, and in a stranger's condo is no way to go through life... Russillo. That's a Kanell move


Geek:

img.fark.net  Reveal it with fi-, wait are you sure about that? All right, reveal it with fire

img.fark.net  High doses of Vitamin B can lead to lung cancer, especially among smokers. Especially. Among. Smokers

img.fark.net  Inventor patents simple device that cuts car emissions and improves economy. But this is a Daily Mail article so now I'm doubting cars actually exist


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  Paris Hilton claims she could have been like Princess Diana if it weren't for sex tape. Which is understandable because Diana's life was also ruined by one night in Paris

img.fark.net  Black Mirror creator's thought process: Guy screwing a pig? Fine. Existential nightmares? No problem. An 80s-themed love story? Maybe that's going too far

img.fark.net  Cops called after Kate and Jon Gosselin's blowout fight at orthodontist office. Apparently, even the orthodontist was unable to straighten things out between them


Politics:

img.fark.net  Barack Obama: You shouldn't stare at the sun without protective glasses

img.fark.net  The turtle vs. the hair

img.fark.net  If you go through the Time Cube, you come out in Forman's basement


Business:

img.fark.net  Do you own a Tesla? Do you want to drive a giant underground drill? Well, I've got good news for you

img.fark.net  Philippines transport regulatory board say they'll lift Uber's suspension once the company pays a hefty bribe ... fine. I meant fine

img.fark.net  At 248 mph, China reclaims title for world's fastest train. Amtrak says it has trains that have gone faster, but just not while any of the cars were still actually on the tracks


Discussion:

img.fark.net  Will Lesnar lose his title? No. Will Nakamura beat Mahal? Yes. Will Rusev come out on top? Yes. Will The Shield defeat Cesaro and Sheamus? Obviously. This is your WWE Summerslam thread, the most predictable card of the year. Action begins at 7pm ET

img.fark.net  Stay calm. We can do this. If we believe, really believe in it, we can bring the sun back. So clap. Clap like your sun depends on it. Official discussion thread (live webcast starts at 11:45am ET)

img.fark.net  "The British obsession with ketchup has gone too far." That's technically impossible

img.fark.net  Ms. T has a problem: she's single and in her 20s, and frustrated that her younger sister, whom she's always been academically and athletically superior to, is getting married. Ms. T can't stand losing and wants to know what to do. I pity the fool

img.fark.net  How would Superman kill himself? Difficulty: He can't find any Kryptonite

img.fark.net  What do you do when your big sister/little sister camping trip is ruined -- aside from burying your dead? It's spooky campfire tale time on My Little Pony - Campfire Tales this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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2017-08-28 01:15:11 PM  
what happened to 8/13-19?
 
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