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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-07-16 to Sat 2017-07-22
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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-07-16 to Sat 2017-07-22:

img.fark.net  Truck Function in Junction, what's your function? "Getting caught on wires and shuttin' down the city"

img.fark.net  Trucker looks outta the window, counts phone poles goin' by at the rate of four to the seventh power, puts two and two together, adds twelve and carries five; comes up with twenty-two thousand telephone poles an hour, spills 42K pounds of beer

img.fark.net  I'll be in my lab ... and vice versa

img.fark.net  ♫♫ "Traveling through the town of Dundrum. A knife-welding man, he met a Muslim. He wanted to be stabby, he made him nervous, He calmed him down and made him breakfast" ♫ ♪

img.fark.net  Who shows up on beaches on French northern shores? / SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS / Leading the people to shout, "Zut alors" / SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS / If puzzling mysteries appeal much to you / Then click on the link here and check out the view

img.fark.net  "Do not be alarmed, continue swimming naked. [eats popcorn] Aw, c'mon, continue. Come on! Oh, all right, Lou, open fire"

img.fark.net  Climate change could mean a much wetter California. Or slightly wetter. Also possible a much drier or somewhat drier California. Or a 100% snow-covered California, according to scientist who just wanted to be in the news today

img.fark.net  The best part of waking up is Viagra in your cup

img.fark.net  ♫ Under the boardwalk, out of the sun, under the boardwalk, we'll be havin' some fun, under the boardwalk, people walking above, under the boardwalk we'll be falling in love, with Caturday ♫

img.fark.net  Fark rankinged to be webcite having 6th most higher educatation amount by analyzation

img.fark.net  33-year-old grandfather and Mike Tyson fan... wait, it gets better


Sports:

img.fark.net  Wanted: Billionaire to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. You'll pay before we go. You must bring your own front court. I have only done this once before. CHAMPIONSHIPS ARE NOT GUARANTEED

img.fark.net  You must be a really hardcore Ohio State fan if you, when asked if you like the University of Michigan football team, come out of a coma to respond "No"

img.fark.net  Pennsylvania court to decide if wrestling is real to them, dammit


Geek:

img.fark.net  sdrawkcab slevart elcitrap mutnauq yreve :yrevocsid hguorhtkaerb weN

img.fark.net  Rosetta Stone found this day in 1799. This headline now offered in 30 other languages

img.fark.net  538 sampled 78 margarita recipes for science. Results forthcoming after they find their clothes and return the donkey to Tijuana


Publicity:

img.fark.net  Brewbound announces release date of 2017 edition of Stone Farking Wheaton w00tstout. "It's the perfect beer for a warm summer evening, a cozy winter's night or the approaching destruction of the entire human race"


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  George Romero suddenly has a strong craving for BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS

img.fark.net  Martin Landau has passed. His missions included "North by Northwest," "Space:1999," "Ed Wood," and "Crimes and Misdemeanors." This headline will self-destruct in 10 seconds

img.fark.net  What would you get if you made a film that was equal parts Harry Potter and Lethal Weapon? Netflix: "Hold my beer"


Politics:

img.fark.net  An eighth Russian has hit the Trump Towers

img.fark.net  Stage 1) Collude. Stage 2) ??? Stage 3) Pardon

img.fark.net  Trump Administration says they have full confidence in Sean Spicer


Business:

img.fark.net  Go home, Amazon. You're drunk again

img.fark.net  Whole Foods doesn't stock Lucky Charms and no one complains. So that means Net Neutrality is bad

img.fark.net  China beats economic growth expectations, dissidents


Discussion:

img.fark.net  Yes, I'm old. What is a 'stan'?

img.fark.net  Who would you want as president of the United States, since clearly anyone has a chance?

img.fark.net  If you were 100% certain that an acquaintance was a demon, how would you handle the situation? Kill 'em with an axe, or what?
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