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Bodies found at a cemetery, the perils of naming a street after a former President, and why you never take baby and Mommy to the same baseball game. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-06-18 to Sat 2017-06-24
Posted by ox45tallboy at 2017-07-05 4:40:36 PM (1 comment) | Permalink

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Welcome back to another edition of Fark's Headlines of the Week, where we bring you the funniest, craziest, and punniest headlines published each week. This week had some great Main page headlines, but we were a little weak in the Sports category. The more funny headlines you submit, the more likely you'll have one or more selected. As always, don't forget to click the little thumbs-up button in the comment header when you see one you like.

And so, the headlines...

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-06-18 to Sat 2017-06-24:

img.fark.net  Princess D'awww

img.fark.net  No capes

img.fark.net  Supreme Court strikes down sex offender social media ban. In other news... Hey guys, it's been a while but I'm back. Who wants a hug?

img.fark.net  Police investigating after two bodies found at Chattanooga cemetery. Fear more bodies may be found

img.fark.net  Venezuela changes its name to Grand Fenwick

img.fark.net  Otto Warmbier's family declines autopsy, possibly because they're still alive

img.fark.net  Canadian soldier sets new world record with a successful sniper shot at 2.1 miles. Proud Canadian army considers authorizing purchase of a second gun in celebration

img.fark.net  Highway department installs massive zipper to open and close traffic lanes, threaten wienermobiles

img.fark.net  This is why you don't buy children on an installment plan

img.fark.net  Those 700 jobs Trump "saved" at +++CARRIER LOST+++

img.fark.net  Man stabbed near Dick's. That's what happens when your pants fit like a glove

img.fark.net  Children forced to flee playgrounds after attacks from a flock of seagulls. "I just ran, I ran so far away, I couldn't get away," said 8-year-old Horace Ipswitch of Sussex


Sports:

img.fark.net  Jerome Bettis throws the NFL under himself

img.fark.net  Mets fan grabs foul ball and will never have to take care of his baby ever again, except maybe through a court judgement

img.fark.net  World Taekwondo Federation rebrands over acronym. WT...?


Geek:

img.fark.net  Eat your heart out, Kubrick

img.fark.net  Sigh *zip*

img.fark.net  Study finds farmers are at higher risk for suicide than other occupations - which is odd, considering how many of them are out standing in their field


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  Kim Kardashian responds to blackface controversy, which seems odd given that she and her sisters were the only KKK to let blacks in

img.fark.net  Lucasfilm on the Han Solo movie: "Uh, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"

img.fark.net  Rogue One is bringing the Star Wars franchise to Netflix. Well beam me up, Scotty


Politics:

img.fark.net  Russia calls US statement that Russian troops are occupying Eastern Ukraine, and we will not lift sanctions until they leave "Inappropriate and incorrect" and they are sure if President Trump just PEErs into the situation more closely, he will agree

img.fark.net  Chinese spies? In MY Virginia?

img.fark.net  Los Angeles may soon dedicate a street called Obama Boulevard. Motorists fear constant gridlock


Business:

img.fark.net  Old Man Yells at Cloud based food delivery

img.fark.net  Tata Group looking to buy an airline. Hooters Air spokesperson unavailable for comment

img.fark.net  Judge in Uber vs. Google industrial espionage case orders a check of the rocker panels
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2017-07-06 12:17:54 AM  
Sorry that these are a week behind, guys. But we're all caught up now.
 
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