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Tie length in Shakespeare in the Park, where you should whallop your boyfriend, and RIP Batman. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-06-04 to Sat 2017-06-10
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Salutations and welcome back for another edition of Fark's Headlines of the Week, where we bring you the best headlines submitted by Farkers around the globe about the good, the bad, and the downright weird news that happened this week. As always, a reminder that this list happens because of YOUR votes, so remember to click that thumbs-up in the comment header when you see something you like, and you might see it here again.

To the headlines!

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-06-04 to Sat 2017-06-10:  I'm here to drink tea and kick ass, and I'm all out of tea  "My goodness My gracious" / they shouted "Come see 'em" / It's something brand new / A Dr. Seuss museum  Boy rescued from claw machine after firefighters spend 30 minutes and $20 trying to win him back  Bureaucrats indispensable in helping NYTimes reporters run offices in distant lands. Sorry - make that bureau CATS  Porn star wallops boyfriend in Pinellas. That's gotta hurt  Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing the President in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's *my* policy  Khashoggi dead. ZOINKS  Rescuers save man wedged in Denali National Park. Geez how fat WAS this guy?  The Ents are going to war  The USS Ford was designed to be the carrier that took the U.S. Navy into the 21st Century, BUT HER EMALS  Holy rigor mortis, Batman  ISIS leader reported killed in air strike; Sterling Archer inconsolable, erect

Sports:  Mike Vick: "Nobody plays the way I played" doggone it  Thankfully, Erin Hills is a golf course, not a person  Patriots SB rings have 283 diamonds for their 28-3 comeback. Remind me, were there 125 diamonds in their last rings for the correct ball PSI?

Geek:  Olive oil may prevent brain tumors. Popeye impressed  Canada is using genetics to make cows less gassy. Absolutely it's science, but actually a bit of a fartform, too  Quoth the raven: "I won't forget this, asshole"

Entertainment:  'The Mummy' features a creepy, ageless creature who seeks nothing but world domination. But enough about Tom Cruise  "SpongeBob SquarePants" musical set to hit Broadway. Early reviews say the actor portraying the sponge has become very self-absorbed  To Adam West,Thanks for Everything - Julie Newmar

Politics:  Trump's DOJ files charges against Reality  [draining intensifies]  ⚓🚥🚥🚥🚥⚓🚥🚥🚥🚥🚥🚥🚥🗺🗺🗺🗺🗺🗺🏰🗺🗺🏰🏰🏰🚦 :/9//&🗿🛩⛩🏚 #🚦lolaklkk🚥🚦⛲🚝🚦🚞🚢🚂

Business:  Environmental officials say the U.S. will lose jobs by pulling out of the Paris Climate Accord. Which turns out will mostly be in the House, Senate and Oval Office  Trump Hotels is trying to make American travel great again by opening a low-end lodging chain with all the folksy charm of a Cracker Barrel restaurant and the comforts of a Motel 6  Gambling addicts love Maryland's voluntary casino ban program, it's like having your chips and losing them too
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