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Dave Coulier's really big grin, a speeding ticket worth sharing on social media, and sax after 60. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-05-28 to Sat 2017-06-03
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We're back with another edition of Fark's Headline of the Week. Some pretty funny ones this week, and I can't wait to see what this week is going to bring us because I'm already seeing some hilarious stuff in the queue.

As always, be sure and hit that thumbs up button in the comment header if you see something you like and want to see it again here next week.

To the headlines!

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-05-28 to Sat 2017-06-03:

img.fark.net  Radical femi-Nazi working to overturn and outlaw traditional, Biblical marriage

img.fark.net  "Do you know how fast you were going?" "No, officer." "I clocked you going 88MPH." "That's impossible. I'm still here"

img.fark.net  Facebook bans / rude Muslim term / Myanmar outcry / causes FB to squirm / Burma protests

img.fark.net  Manuel Noriega takes off his Panama hat

img.fark.net  Crusades-era hand grenade found in Israel. And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chu -

img.fark.net  Man dies taking a selfie with his girlfriend at a waterfall. He should have stuck to the rivers and the lakes that he was used to

img.fark.net  Do you know this bank robber? He was caught on tape

img.fark.net  U.S. pulls out of Paris, still needs a shot of penicillin

img.fark.net  Dad overdoses on heroin to teach his addict son a lesson. Glad my son's a sex addict

img.fark.net  He's done

img.fark.net  Having a wonderful time in India. Vishnu were here

img.fark.net  Butt lift results in dead end

img.fark.net  Judge: "I understand your sexual partner cannot testify today because she's got laryngitis." Defendant: "No, your Honor, I said she's a little horse"


Sports:

img.fark.net  You would think that Tiger Woods would know when to use a driver

img.fark.net  The Cowboys new $10 million cornerback Nolan Carroll proves he belongs in Dallas

img.fark.net  Written police report released from Tiger Woods' arrest say he missed the heel to toe each time, stepped off line several times, and used his arms for balance. In other words, he was mimicking John Daly's golf swing


Geek:

img.fark.net  Geeks make a giant working 6502 chip 7,000 times bigger than the original. They would have gotten a Hero tag, but the Commodore 64 used a 6510 chip. Still no cure for the 1541 disk drive

img.fark.net  Suramin might be the cure for autism. If he's not too busy imprisoning Gandalf

img.fark.net  ♫ Even on my favorite table / He can beat my best / His disciples lead him in / And he just does the rest / He's got crazy flipper fingers / Never seen him fall... / That autistic Canadian kid / Sure plays a mean pinball ♫

img.fark.net  Why do dogs tilt their heads? You pick up their poop, save it in a plastic bag, and you wonder why they give you look a puzzled look?


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  Glenn Close gives a show-stopping Broadway performance ... to lecture an audience member taking photos

img.fark.net  Once again, Alanis Morissette's talents will be going down in a theater

img.fark.net  At age 60, Kenny G's career is going stronger than ever. Apparently sax sells


Politics:

img.fark.net  Please excuse these seventeen administration officials from obeying ethics rules. Signed, Epstein's president

img.fark.net  Actual headline: "Texas masturbation bill is now in the hands of the Texas State Affairs Committee" where they will be distributing Purell, we hope

img.fark.net  Much like a turd in a punchbowl, Steve Bannon rises back to the top of the White House


Business:

img.fark.net  Intel announces 18-core Skylake-X processor, parties like it's $1999

img.fark.net  Solar industry is creating jobs 17 times faster than the rest of the US economy. The sun is there

img.fark.net  Harley recalls 46k bikes because of leaky oil. Maybe they should try using oil that doesn't leak
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