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How to cook a gator, self-medicating Bill Cosby, and a lasting peach: these are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-05-21 to Sat 2017-05-27
Posted by ox45tallboy at 2017-05-30 5:57:38 AM (2 comments) | Permalink
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Welcome back for another edition of Fark's Headlines of the Week, where we bring you the weirdest, wackiest, and outright funniest headlines we've published this week. These are all brought to you by YOUR voting, so the next time you see one that deserves some love, click the thumbs-up button in the comment header and you might see it here next week.

To the headlines!

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-05-21 to Sat 2017-05-27:

img.fark.net  Police grill the hamburglar who they think stole a Ronald McDonald statue. It's enough to make you grimace

img.fark.net  Trump meets Abbas, confuses everyone by saying his favorite song by him was Fernando

img.fark.net  Sir Roger Moore is off to that Casino Royale in the sky

img.fark.net  Murder suspect who used big-penis defense found not guilty. Judge immediately issues gag order

img.fark.net  Man run over by tractor in LaGrange. Police want to know a-how how how how such a thing could happen

img.fark.net  Lighten up, Francis

img.fark.net  "Nude dancers push back." Isn't that usually $20 extra?

img.fark.net  Undercover gator poaching operation nets nine arrests. Apparently, they can only be deep fried or fricasseed

img.fark.net  Teen selling her virginity hopes to buy a car. Yugo, girl

img.fark.net  Man tries to bite flight attendant then jumps off plane onto tarmac. The AAristocrats

img.fark.net  They see me rollin', they hatin'

img.fark.net  Trump toilet paper - be sure to wipe right


Sports:

img.fark.net  Mike Napoli hit a monster home run that clanged its way into the center-field camera well. Free game activated

img.fark.net  David Ortiz got an honorary degree from Boston University. Just call him Doctor Big Papi

img.fark.net  OJ Simpson might get to resume his relentless pursuit of the real killer in July


Geek:

img.fark.net  ♫ ♫You put your Google in, you take your Amazon out, you put your Facebook in and you shake it all about. You engage in world domination while you turn the world around, and that's what it's all about ♫ ♫

img.fark.net  Eating beans instead of beef would reduce methane emissions globally. Subby's wife begs to differ on this finding

img.fark.net  Among thu manny benefitshes of dranking alcohlol, you can shcratch off preffentinge heart disheashe. Memry lossh ish shtill gaad thaaaa


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  Not a bad way to get fired

img.fark.net  Good Lord, I feel like I'm dyin'. Gregg Allman dead at 69

img.fark.net  Bill Cosby is paranoid and alone. Maybe he should take a Quaalude or something to relax


Politics:

img.fark.net  White House press release states that President Trump wants "lasting peach" between Israel and Palestine

img.fark.net  Pope Francis: Oy vey, what did I do to deserve this?

img.fark.net  Outta the way, outta the way. Hey Eurotrash, step aside, America comin' through


Business:

img.fark.net  To increase tourism, Egypt moves King Tut's bed and chariot to a new museum in Cairo. Most complicated pyramid scheme ever

img.fark.net  90,000 pounds of breakfast sausage recalled. Discussion to the right. Links to the left

img.fark.net  Jacque Fresco, a futurist who envisioned a society without money has died at age 101, leaving no assets
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2 Comments     (+0 »)
 
 
2017-05-30 07:27:13 AM  
I see the last Roger Moore headline made it, but the other rotating headlines should make Honorable Mention.
 
2017-05-30 11:32:59 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: I see the last Roger Moore headline made it, but the other rotating headlines should make Honorable Mention.


The iterations, for your viewing pleasure:
- Do you expect me to talk? No Mr Bond, I expect you to die. Sir Roger Moore dies at 89
- No, no, no. No more foreplay." Sir Roger Moore dies at 89
- Sir Roger Moore is now In Her Majesty's Secret Funeral Service
- Sir Roger Moore did not die another day
- Sir Roger Moore is off to that Casino Royale in the sky
 
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