If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
How to cook a gator, self-medicating Bill Cosby, and a lasting peach: these are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-05-21 to Sat 2017-05-27
Posted by ox45tallboy at 2017-05-30 5:57:38 AM (2 comments) | Permalink
• • •
1452 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 May 2017 at 6:57 AM (1 year ago) | | share: more»
Share this link:
Article Comments close
Welcome back for another edition of Fark's Headlines of the Week, where we bring you the weirdest, wackiest, and outright funniest headlines we've published this week. These are all brought to you by YOUR voting, so the next time you see one that deserves some love, click the thumbs-up button in the comment header and you might see it here next week.
To the headlines!
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-05-21 to Sat 2017-05-27:
Police grill the hamburglar who they think stole a Ronald McDonald statue. It's enough to make you grimace
Trump meets Abbas, confuses everyone by saying his favorite song by him was Fernando
Sir Roger Moore is off to that Casino Royale in the sky
Murder suspect who used big-penis defense found not guilty. Judge immediately issues gag order
Man run over by tractor in LaGrange. Police want to know a-how how how how such a thing could happen
Lighten up, Francis
"Nude dancers push back." Isn't that usually $20 extra?
Undercover gator poaching operation nets nine arrests. Apparently, they can only be deep fried or fricasseed
Teen selling her virginity hopes to buy a car. Yugo, girl
Man tries to bite flight attendant then jumps off plane onto tarmac. The AAristocrats
They see me rollin', they hatin'
Trump toilet paper - be sure to wipe right
Mike Napoli hit a monster home run that clanged its way into the center-field camera well. Free game activated
David Ortiz got an honorary degree from Boston University. Just call him Doctor Big Papi
OJ Simpson might get to resume his relentless pursuit of the real killer in July
♫ ♫You put your Google in, you take your Amazon out, you put your Facebook in and you shake it all about. You engage in world domination while you turn the world around, and that's what it's all about ♫ ♫
Eating beans instead of beef would reduce methane emissions globally. Subby's wife begs to differ on this finding
Among thu manny benefitshes of dranking alcohlol, you can shcratch off preffentinge heart disheashe. Memry lossh ish shtill gaad thaaaa
Not a bad way to get fired
Good Lord, I feel like I'm dyin'. Gregg Allman dead at 69
Bill Cosby is paranoid and alone. Maybe he should take a Quaalude or something to relax
White House press release states that President Trump wants "lasting peach" between Israel and Palestine
Pope Francis: Oy vey, what did I do to deserve this?
Outta the way, outta the way. Hey Eurotrash, step aside, America comin' through
To increase tourism, Egypt moves King Tut's bed and chariot to a new museum in Cairo. Most complicated pyramid scheme ever
90,000 pounds of breakfast sausage recalled. Discussion to the right. Links to the left
Jacque Fresco, a futurist who envisioned a society without money has died at age 101, leaving no assets
· · ·
This thread is closed to new comments.