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Fark NotNewsletter: Fark is having an auction Posted by DisseminationMonkey at 2017-05-16 12:02:39 PM (94 comments) | Permalink More: FarkBlog, Mr. Coffee Nerves, open marriage, real estate listing, Fark, Fark Party, usual Fark NotNewsletter, Area Fark Party, Fark Party submission
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3507 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 May 2017 at 8:33 PM (1 year ago) | Favorite | share: ![]() ![]() ![]() ________________________ A message from Drew Curtis: Recently Fark passed a milestone - our One Millionth user account. Unfortunately a spammer nabbed it and the next real live person with a super off-color login name. Which we greatly appreciated but made it hard to celebrate publicly. Meanwhile, on an unrelated note our hardware fund is a bit low. We price The Cloud out every year, and so far it's still not cheaper for us to host offsite. We don't need a ton of CPU power to run Fark but our stuff could use some upgrades. Then in a beer-influenced moment of inspiration, it occurred to me that we could put account One Million to good use to help with our hardware fund. So we're auctioning off account number One Million! Winner gets to pick the login and do with it whatever one does with a Fark login. Just think, you could post comments in the politics tab with account One Million and come out without any hit to your online credibility. And probably some other stuff. To make things more interesting, Hop-Con 5.0 is coming up on July 19th in San Diego. I'll toss in a pass to the event. Aside from quality time with me, you get drink tickets for all Five W00tstouts - yes it's been five years since the first W00tstout (and it still tastes amazing, had one the other day). Wish we could cover associated travel costs getting to the event but unfortunately no dice. Check out http://www.stonebrewing.com/events/hop-con-50 for more details. So go check out the auction and take a shot! http://www.ebay.com/itm/-/222512343691 ----- Next up in our What's The Best Thing That Happened To You As a Result of Fark - Hyperbolic Hyperbole with a situation that isn't all that uncommon as I understand it: Best and most unexpected: I met my wife in TFD. We lived on opposite coasts and really never would have met otherwise. Our son just turned 1. He's an entire person that wouldn't exist if Fark didn't. Fark has also been a great place to drink and talk with folks and wake up in the morning and realize you bought someone a five pound bag of macaroni and cheese powder because reasons but that's neither here nor there ----- I lost count awhile ago but there are well over a thousand Fark marriages and probably close to that many Fark babies out there now. Keep em coming! ________________________ We now return you to your usual Fark NotNewsletter. ________________________ Comment Mentions The number of comments these words were mentioned in on Fark and TotalFark in the past week. Note: This does not mean they were the most-used words Nothingburger - 54 James Comey - 3784 Classified - 526 Showboat - 74 Salad - 250 Bacon - 415 Comment Votes Some of the top-voted smartest and funniest comments from the past week Funniest: edmo applied what was learned from an article about overbreeding ruining dogs Mr. Coffee Nerves asked the wife about having an open marriage Im_Gumby knew what to fill a Trump piñata with TabASlotB had something to say about that viral real estate listing with a mystery man living upstairs mama2tnt showed a photo from another Leeroy Jenkins adventure kbronsito shared a quote about country music The All-Powerful Atheismo improved a real estate listing Tr0mBoNe summed up how a gamer was saved by "The Elder Scrolls" naughtyrev shared an image macro Orion5k thought one movie was better than the book Smartest: CipollinaFan had a suggestion for towing and impound fees owed after a stolen car is recovered Yankees Team Gynecologist thought you might discover something if you ask for an open marriage Barfmaker thought requesting a refund from an airline was reasonable davidphogan was mad at MADD LarryDan43 thought a spouse would agree to an open marriage for one reason Ambivalence discussed another aspect of a problem that a woman was dealing with timujin thought some investigators didn't understand how THC is metabolized namegoeshere figured that a "drug expert" was really detecting something else Mr. Coffee Nerves explained why social media managers should be paid handsomely *cough* August11 compared having an open marriage to moving to Idaho TotalFark Discussion: Note: Comments in this section can only be accessed by TotalFarkers Smart: GrahamManning explained what should make a man lose his "man card" Smart: Hyperbolic Hyperbole discussed what makes a voter anti-woman Funny: LaurenAguilera's friend's mom drives a crappy car Smart: Timanous comforted a Farker who was sad to part with something CSB Sunday Morning: Some assembly required Smartest: bighairyguy found the best way to assemble a grill Funniest: ingo forgot a minor detail in planning a home improvement project If you would like to suggest a topic for a CSB Sunday Morning thread, please email dugitman. Politics Funniest: mongbiohazard had to find out how to deal with a nothingburger Mr. Coffee Nerves noticed what it sometimes takes for people to understand the other side Lenny_da_Hog questioned the significance of the French election results impaler showed Sean Spicer looking a little more relaxed Mantour found a former president's reaction to an investigation Politics Smartest: somedude210 gave France some credit holdmybones toasted the French scottydoesntknow detected some projection ginandbacon examined someone's reasons for voting Republican JulieAzel626 imagined France with an electoral college Contest Votes Some of the top-voted contest entries from last week, listed from highest number of votes down Photoshops: noazark made that "Citizen Kane" applause scene even better verchad cast this cat in an exciting TV show Iggie was happy to do the laundry Herb Utsmelz showed us that Trump supporters are everywhere Don_cos found a glamorous celebrity couple at the beach Alligator made a pirate be more true to his name Yammering_Splat_Vector had a visitor who was bearing his testimony RedZoneTuba found out that this bear is Catholic Yammering_Splat_Vector created a new Kitler RedZoneTuba showed someone being sneaky with the pigskin Farktography: This was a special Farktography contest - the Farktography 12th anniversary. Congratulations and thanks for sharing with us for 12 years, Farktographers. This thread ended in a tie between orionid's "Between Tranquility and Tempest" and Elsinore's "Point of Separation." If you would like to suggest a theme for a Farktography contest, you can contact Elsinore or stop by the Farktography Forum. Upcoming Fark Parties See Farkers up close in their unnatural habitats Saturday, June 24th: Bay Area Fark Party - Oakland Beer Trail Wednesday, July 19th: 5th Annual Farks In The Wild at the Buffalo, NY Zoo If you'd like to plan a Fark Party in your area, you can use the Fark Party submission form. Fark Headlines of the Week (brought to you by ox45tallboy) Liberté, Equalité, Évitez la Stupidité Well, it's just after eight o'clock, and time for the penguin on top of your Falkland Islands to explode. I said, it's time to explode. Aren't you going to explode? Airport brawl erupts after people realize they can't leave Florida We're in trouble / POTUS is crazy / We need a distraction / so Comey, maybe? Anne Frank Memorial defaced with racist, anti-Semitic messages. At least that's what they told her Olympic figure skater Michelle Kwan finally decides that her marriage is on thin ice There is no dino, only Zuul Lorde discusses the meaning of "Green Light" though she hasn't even cracked the Top 100 submitters list yet Trump wants to cancel the highest-rated comedy on afternoon TV Texas Instruments graphing calculators being replaced by free online math tool. Company foresees severe 535507 Fark Weird News Quiz (brought to you by ox45tallboy) No one cracked the 1000 club this time on the quiz. In first place we have wxboy with 937, followed by Teaser with 931 and Go'zirra with 927. Gunsmack snags 4th with 920, andKaiser Chieftess rounds out the top 5 with 915. It was brought to my attention that there was an error on this quiz. The guy that started a fire to smoke out the varmint infestation in his house, and wound up burning it down, was actually trying to get rid of possums, which was not offered as a possible choice. My sincere apologies for this, I offer no excuse, it was my fault and I will work to ensure this kind of error does not happen again in the future. The hardest question on this week's quiz was over what candy Hershey had chosen to represent the state of Georgia. Only 17% of quiztakers knew that it was Honey-roasted Reese's cups. Having lived in Atlanta myself for over a decade, I kind of agree that either of the other ones would be a better representation. The Easiest question on this quiz was over what establishment was being sued by the band The Eagles. 86% of quiztakers knew that a motel in Baja California, Mexico was trying to pass itself off as 'the' Hotel California, and the band was none too happy about that. The hardest question on the Easy Quiz was on what a Columbian woman swallowed to hide from her husband. Inly 46% of quiztakers knew it was $7000 in cash that she had been saving in US currency. The pictures of the Benjamins after they had been removed did not make me inclined to do business with her. The easiest question on the Easy Quiz was over what a woman had been using for 40 years that likely contributed to her ovarian cancer. 88% of quiztakers knew that the talc in products such as Johnson & Johnson baby powder has been shown in several studies to cause problems with repeated use over the course of many years. Congratulations to the winners, and we'll see you next week! · · ·
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