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Scorpions on a plane, naming dinosaurs, and what to do when you're stuck in Florida. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-05-07 to Sat 2017-05-13
Posted by ox45tallboy at 2017-05-15 2:52:30 PM (6 comments) | Permalink
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Welcome back for another edition of Fark Headlines of the Week, where we bring you some of our weirdest, strangest, and funniest headlines from the previous week. This week had a pretty good crop of headlines, with a few that I'm sure we'll be seeing again this November/December in the Headline of the Year contest.

Remember that these headlines come from YOUR votes, so be sure and click that thumbs up button in the comment header when you see something you like.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-05-07 to Sat 2017-05-13:

img.fark.net  Liberté, Equalité, Évitez la Stupidité

img.fark.net  Well, it's just after eight o'clock, and time for the penguin on top of your Falkland Islands to explode. I said, it's time to explode. Aren't you going to explode?

img.fark.net  Slowing down and doing less is the way to achieve greatness. Which explains why so many people are familiar with the name of Tim Tebow

img.fark.net  Airport brawl erupts after people realize they can't leave Florida

img.fark.net  Tunnel collapses at plutonium uranium extraction plant in Washington. Libyan Terrorists report they'll still be able to make their delivery to Hill Valley research lab

img.fark.net  We're in trouble / POTUS is crazy / We need a distraction / so Comey, maybe?

img.fark.net  Anne Frank Memorial defaced with racist, anti-Semitic messages. At least that's what they told her

img.fark.net  Teenage girl in trouble for stuffing a GUINEA PIG in the wrong place and, of course, taking a video of it

img.fark.net  United flight delayed after 'scorpion reportedly emerged from a customer's clothing' First words reportedly 'Here I am'

img.fark.net  When you need a law firm to certify that you have no financial connection to Russia you should really avoid the 2016 Russian Law Firm of the Year

img.fark.net  North Korea continues waging war against Atlantis


Sports:

img.fark.net  Olympic figure skater Michelle Kwan finally decides that her marriage is on thin ice

img.fark.net  Only girls soccer team in a league of boys teams wins championship. Top scorer already has another goal

img.fark.net  They told James Harden he could be anything he wanted, so he became Alexander Ovechkin


Geek:

img.fark.net  There is no dino, only Zuul

img.fark.net  Research shows women want to hook up with guys who look like their brothers. This is quite easy in some states

img.fark.net  Wood you look at that. Scientists branch out and discover the Earth has 9% more forest than previously opined, and they are stumped as to why


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  25 years ago today, Sir Mix-A-Lot released "Baby Got Back," and was a real come-from-behind success

img.fark.net  Lorde discusses the meaning of "Green Light" though she hasn't even cracked the Top 100 submitters list yet

img.fark.net  There Went Bronson


Politics:

img.fark.net  Welp, so much for the tolerant Left

img.fark.net  FBI makes a special visit to a GOP consulting firm in Annapolis- with a search warrant

img.fark.net  Trump wants to cancel the highest-rated comedy on afternoon TV


Business:

img.fark.net  $110M in venture capital are being invested into grammar-checking software. If only their was some way of making sure you'd get a return on you're investment

img.fark.net  Texas Instruments graphing calculators being replaced by free online math tool. Company foresees severe 535507

img.fark.net  The day in 1947, B.F. Goodrich Co. announces development of tubeless tire. Patches to be issued bi-weekly
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6 Comments     (+0 »)
 
 
2017-05-15 03:00:59 PM  
Woot! I got a headline of the week !!!
 
2017-05-15 03:02:09 PM  

mikaloyd: Woot! I got a headline of the week !!!


Congratulations!!
 
2017-05-15 03:04:34 PM  
curtsies
 
2017-05-15 03:32:28 PM  
and what to do when you're stuck in Florida.

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2017-05-15 03:46:05 PM  
We're in trouble / POTUS is crazy / We need a distraction / so Comey, maybe?

As much as I hate that ridiculous song, that headline is beautiful
 
2017-05-16 08:18:04 PM  

idrow: We're in trouble / POTUS is crazy / We need a distraction / so Comey, maybe?

As much as I hate that ridiculous song, that headline is beautiful


Thank you.
 
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