Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-04-23 to Sat 2017-04-29
Posted by ox45tallboy at 2017-05-11 10:47:14 AM (0 comments) | Permalink

•       •       •

49 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 May 2017 at 12:47 PM (1 year ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Welcome back for another edition of Fark\s Headlines of the Week, where we bring you the most flamboyant, chuckly, weird, or the ones that just made us laugh. Remember, these headlines come from YOUR voting, so be sure and click that thumbs-up button in the top of the comment header when you see something you like.

To the headlines!

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-04-23 to Sat 2017-04-29:

img.fark.net  United beats you up. American hits you with strollers. Delta violates the Geneva Convention

img.fark.net  North Korea threatens to nuke Australia. Australia threatens to mail them a box of local wildlife

img.fark.net  Barbie's got a bun in the oven. Ken demands paternity test. fb- quietly skulks away

img.fark.net  Wild boars overrun Islamic State position, kill 3 militants. That'll do pigs, that'll do

img.fark.net  North Korea media issues a threat to "wipe out" the United States. Wall Street bankers: We tried that back in 2007 and it's harder than it looks

img.fark.net  IRS raids offices of Benny Hinn Ministries. No word if he tried to escape by flailing his jacket or patting the head of short, bald old man

img.fark.net  The safest seat on a plane according to crash data, Asian doctors

img.fark.net  Cat called hero after alerting North Carolina family about carbon monoxide, apparently didn't want competition in suffocating family in their sleep

img.fark.net  Turkey blocks Wikipedia; anyone found trying to access it will receive a citation

img.fark.net  Burglars use Grindr in attempt to get ATM

img.fark.net  Seventh grader sends letter to local newspaper replying to citizen angry about their "Hate Has No Home Here" sign. Fire department tends to the ensuing burn


Sports:

img.fark.net  I told you I wasn't going to slide

img.fark.net  50 years ago today, Muhammad Ali refuses Army induction, wins by TKO

img.fark.net  Danica Patrick unveils Wonder Woman themed car, plans to spin out to change it back to a Diana Prince car


Geek:

img.fark.net  Professional gaming set to pass baseball and basketball in popularity. New PED testing to check for Mountain Dew and M&Ms

img.fark.net  Plastic bag-eating worms may be the key to fighting pollution. Beverly Hills goes on high alert

img.fark.net  Google overhauls search algorithm to punish websites that promote extreme views, fake news and conspiracy theories. In other words, you will just get a blank page when you type in "Breitbart"


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  New ant species named after Radiohead because all dung beetle species have been cataloged

img.fark.net  You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have bone cancer

img.fark.net  DMX checks into rehab to sober up in here, up in here


Politics:

img.fark.net  Diehard O'Reilly fans boycotting Fox for firing O'Reilly. They would run out and protest but most of them aren't allowed out of the care home

img.fark.net  House GOP swears that an Obamacare repeal deal is "near". Whoa, hey guys, no need to be racist

img.fark.net  Candidates being sought to stump for Pirate Party


Business:

img.fark.net  Sears continues to cut costs. services at Kmart while last remaining customers are searching for the light switch to the few remaining stores

img.fark.net  Welcome to McDonalds. This is Grand Moff Tarkin. Would you like to try our new all-day breakfast menu?

img.fark.net  Blockbuster Video is hanging on in Alaska, because streaming isn't much of a threat in a place where the internet is delivered by twice-weekly dogsled


Discussion:

img.fark.net  Goth girl becomes Barbie. There's no Cure for that
· · ·

0 Comments     (+0 »)
 
 
Displayed 0 of 0 comments

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking





On Twitter




In Other Media
Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report