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Tasmanian Devil populations, Not OK Foods, and skeptical violets. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-03-19 to Sat 2017-03-25
Posted by ox45tallboy at 2017-03-27 11:52:20 AM (3 comments) | Permalink
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Welcome back to another edition edition of Fark's Headlines of the Week, where we bring you the top headlines of the past 7 days. These headlines are selected based on your votes, so as always, hit that thumbs-up button in the thread header when you see something you like and you might see it here next week.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-03-19 to Sat 2017-03-25:

img.fark.net  Spring officially arrives tomorrow at exactly 6:28 AM EDT. Set your allergies ahead one hour

img.fark.net  American diplomat ejected from Middle-earth after brawling over the Arkenstone

img.fark.net  Trace of Earth's original 4.3 billion-year-old crust found on surface. Pizza boxes still unaccounted for

img.fark.net  Labrador retrievers are again #1 in America's most popular dog breeds, narrowly beating out German shepherds, golden retrievers and meth labs

img.fark.net  15-year-old drops acid, three stories

img.fark.net  "Well, they are called MISSiles not HITTiles, amirite, Dear Leader?"

img.fark.net  Rising polonium prices and a stagnant economy force Russians to use gravity poisoning to save rubles

img.fark.net  "There is activity at your front door. It appears to be the apocalypse"

img.fark.net  High school anatomy teacher arrested for fulfilling job requirements

img.fark.net  The most adorable pics of a toddler getting his first ride in a big rig that you'll see all year

img.fark.net  Grabher by the licence plate

img.fark.net  Hey, it looks like you're designing a skyscraper. Would you like help?


Sports:

img.fark.net  UHIA

img.fark.net  Jets defeat Sharks to claim World Baseball Classic championship, advance to show-choir regionals

img.fark.net  For the 2017 season, Tony Romo will go to (a) the Denver Broncos, (b) the Houston Texans, or (c)BS


Geek:

img.fark.net  How to use a smartphone to analyze sperm count and assure nobody will ever borrow your phone again

img.fark.net  Tasmanian devil populations, decimated by a contagious cancer for decades, are finally showing signs of fighting back. Still no cure for "BBTH WHUFF ATHWICK GNARP THP"

img.fark.net  International Cloud Atlas recognizes twelve new types of cloud. Cirrusly


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  Sesame Street to introduce a character who got vaccinated

img.fark.net  Roses are red / violets are skeptical

img.fark.net  Robert Downey Jr. is tapped as the new Doctor


Politics:

img.fark.net  Trump's budget has lost the support of the governors of Maine and Kentucky. When Twinky and the Stain think you're a society-burning rage-monster, you might want to reconsider your life choices

img.fark.net  Russian-backed despot issues terroristic demand to U.S. government

img.fark.net  Dear Mister Trump, please excuse Boris from work, indefinitely. -Epshteyn's mother


Business:

img.fark.net  Company that converts disposable diapers into fuel says they will no longer get a bum wrap

img.fark.net  Cubs World Series win cost Chicago $18.8 million in overtime. Which isn't a big deal considering it breaks down to an amortization rate of only $174,000 when spread over 108 years

img.fark.net  OK Foods recalls 1,000,000 pounds of chicken headed for school cafeterias to avoid costly rebranding to "Not OK Foods"
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3 Comments     (+0 »)
 
 
2017-03-27 01:15:51 PM  
Don't curr.
 
2017-03-27 01:27:05 PM  
uuuubb"N
 
2017-03-28 12:58:26 PM  
WOW, that's a pretty great week, Subses.

/ Clippy FTW
 
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