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Fark NotNewsletter: Fark Madness
Posted by DisseminationMonkey at 2017-03-13 1:39:39 PM (34 comments) | Permalink
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A message from Drew Curtis:
March Madness is finally here. Every year there are a few TotalFark bracket pools - feel free to jump in one of those. If anyone wants to set up a Fark Discussion pool, feel free to submit one. If we get a ton of submissions, I'll pick the pool names I like the most. Duke sucks.
A quick feature update: If you subscribe to TotalFark via Stripe, it now allows you to buy recurring subscriptions for others, which wasn't the case previously. So if you feel the urge to sign up for either TotalFark or BareFark, have at it!
Speaking of which - a generous anonymous Farker has donated ten 1-year TotalFark subscriptions. This week we're going to post a discussion thread every other day. Topic: what's the best thing that's happened to you as a result of Fark? Did you meet your spouse? Did you end up with a Fark baby? Did knowing to drink an entire bottle of vodka after consuming anti-freeze end up saving your life as well? Let us know - the 10 best submissions will get a free TotalFark sub. Anyone who'd like to sponsor anyone else as a result of an extra-awesome submission, feel free - we'll pass out the 10 subs at the end of the week to whoever still doesn't have one.
We now return you to your usual Fark NotNewsletter.
The number of comments these words were mentioned in on Fark and TotalFark in the past week
Basketball - 206
Bracket - 70
Trumpcare - 468
Bacon - 229
Some of the top-voted smartest and funniest comments from the past week
Pocket Ninja basically skipped a few pages in the Bible
Jingle Strangle shared a photo of Emma Watson
LucklessWonder shared a photo requested by the submitter of an Emma Watson thread
skyotter gave a reason for liking Hooters (the restaurant)
sxacho livened up "Green Eggs and Ham"
whyRpeoplesostupid enhanced a mugshot
iron de havilland protected a koala's modesty
Rapmaster2000 told us about his favorite Hooters waitress
Procedural Texture shared a comic about a concerned father
American-Irish eyes recognized the problems that are ruining an HOA
DammitIForgotMyLogin described some crazy crap Facebook pulled
Pocket Ninja basically skipped a few pages in the Bible
UNC_Samurai fought the good fight
demarke shared a story that makes you side with the lawyer
Mentat noted a lack of empathy
wax_on isn't very fond of police officers
J Noble Daggett had a suggestion for Khazir Khan
FormlessOne took another Farker behind the woodshed
fuzzybacchus thought a story deserved more attention
Barfmaker spent time reading an article about going to Hooters
CSB Sunday Morning: Farm animal encounters
Smartest: Caelistis told a touching story about a cross-species friendship
Funniest: A young Oakenraven saw firsthand what the devil weed can do
If you would like to suggest a topic for a CSB Sunday Morning thread, please email dugitman.
centrifugal bumblepuppy shared a disturbing flowchart
Praise Cheesus's father-in-law has heartbreaking problems
Farking Clown Shoes showed what eating too many faces can do to someone
ImOscar shared a tweet about Donald Trump's strategy
Farking Clown Shoes found the president getting a late-night snack
dv-ous addressed Paul Ryan's chief complaint about the Affordable Care Act
HighOnCraic imagined how Preet Bharara might respond to trolling from Dinesh D'Souza
Karac thought a kid could use some help
NewportBarGuy called out a lie from Donald Trump
mjjt shared a tweet about Trump's reaction to the latest job figures
Some of the top-voted contest entries from last week, listed from highest number of votes down
Yammering_Splat_Vector showed that a Ford crashed into this guy's roof
RedZoneTuba eavesdropped on a spiritual calling
Alligator created Willie the Sad Clown
Yammering_Splat_Vector put Rapunzel to work
#2 pierced a plastic pony
This wild and crazy guy photobombed Yammering_Splat_Vector's Photoshop entry
Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel revealed why Trump is orange
RedZoneTuba showed us the best thing about Heaven
Pure Weapons-Grade Bolonium discovered what else sinks ships
Alligator found two men getting ready for a rally
Queen Mab won Farktography Contest No. 618: "The Air Down Here" with a great photo from Mammoth Hot Springs
If you would like to suggest a theme for a Farktography contest, you can contact Elsinore or stop by the Farktography Forum.
Upcoming Fark Parties
See Farkers up close in their unnatural habitats
Sunday, March 19th: Boston Farkers St. Paddy's Day Pub Crawl
If you'd like to plan a Fark Party in your area, you can use the Fark Party submission form.
Fark Headlines of the Week (brought to you by ox45tallboy)
Always after me lucky charms. Well this is the story of a bloke that was not so lucky
Mailman caught in the lab
Statue of Liberty undergoes metaphor renovation
Despite all the dildos, they failed to get off
Florist boss shot after dropping child off at daycare. Probably an arranged killing
Kirk Cousins wants to escape the other dumpster fire in Washington DC
Time crystals observed by scientists for the first time They are described as having 16 corners, 96 hours and 4-simultaneous 24-hour Days within a single rotation of Earth
Is Richard Simmons being held in a fitness protection program?
Today is the day when all patriotic Americans will show President Trump all the respect he deserves
The Hula-Hoop was patented this day in 1963. Take one out for a spin, if you're hip
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