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Excessive selfies, McDonald's delivery, and what you can store on DNA. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-02-26 to Sat 2017-03-04
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Greetings and welcome back to another edition of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week. This is where we look over the past week's headlines and select the ones that made people laugh, chuckle, share, or get odd looks from their coworkers. These headlines are chosen from your voting, so, as always, another reminder to click the thumbs up on links you like, and you might be seeing those links right here next week. Also, since no one reads this blurb anymore, I'll just say that after chicken-sitting for my folks for the past week while they were out of town, I can make an honest assessment that chickens are really, really stupid.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-02-26 to Sat 2017-03-04:
Five more Best Korean officials executed by anti-aircraft gun after 'enraging' Kim Jong Un. To be fair, if you're going to work in his government, you've got to be ready to catch a lot of flak
Professor who has taken a photo of himself every day for the past 30 years now has 11,000 pictures. Or as Kim Kardashian calls that, a pretty good weekend
Seattle City Light employee investigated for adding Cameras and Action in the men's room
Autopsy being performed to identify the exact cause of death for man who was run over by bulldozer. I may be going out on a limb here, but I'm guessing 'bulldozer'
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions in a car delivered to you because you can't fit through the door
After 60 years, Hamilton, Ontari -- CAR -- Hamilton, Ontario legalizes stre -- CAR -- legalizes street ho -- CAR -- After 60 years, Hamilton, Ontario legalizes street hockey a -- CAR -- AFTER 60 YEARS, HAMILTON, ONTARIO LEGALIZES STREET HOCKEY AGAIN
Indjánafjöður from Reykjavik rescued by Þorvarðardóttir, just in time for kötturdag
Visa war looms between the US and EU. Something tells me they won't take American Express either
A gal who was painfully shy / Was given to walks through the rye / When asked what she learned / She scoffed and she spurned / "My wisdom's engrained by and by"
"I never thought leopards would be born in captivity by artificial insemination," sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Born By Artificial Insemination Party
Woman who gives up beer for Lent wins a case delivered to her home by a team of Clydesdales. It's divine intervention
Jeff Gordon drove the pace car at the Daytona 500, still finished three places higher than Danica Patrick
Tebow reports to Mets camp seeking "the hardest thing in sports," presumably besides throwing a football, keeping a job, or avoiding a camera
Colin Kaepernick won't stand for being a 49er anymore
New police holster forces all nearby body cams to malfunction when a gun is pulled
Researchers store a movie on DNA. Probably GATTACA
Yelp will soon help you find gender neutral bathrooms. On the other hand, anywhere can be a chaotic neutral bathroom if you're crazy enough
Game over man. Game over
Dewey Defeats Truman, Oscars edition
Rick Derringer pleads guilty to carrying a loaded pistol on a plane. TSA begins profiling travelers with the last name Ruger, Glock or Beretta
Old man laughs at clod
Trump supporters in NYC say it feels like they're at the Alamo. Ironic tag because that was the battle where the Mexicans won by climbing over the walls
It was a heart attack - and not a nerve agent - that killed Kim Jong Nam according to DPRK envoy Kellyyang Khanwei
Trader Joe's new "chunky shards'o'glass" apple sauce may not cut it in the market
Amazon Prime Rib
Struggggling electronics retailer HHGregg layingg off thhousands nationwide
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