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Dehydrated hippo, sexy giraffes, and digital soup. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-02-19 to Sat 2017-02-25
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Welcome back for this week's edition of Fark's Headlines of the Week, where we bring you some of Fark's funniest and most creative headlines from last week. We have another great crop of headlines this week, and as always, a reminder that these headlines come from your votes. So hit that thumbs-up button in the thread header when you see something you like, and you might just see it here next week.
Also, since no one reads this blurb anymore, I'll just say that I can't decide whether I'm anticipating Ghost in the Shell or Logan more. Luckily they don't come out the same week, so I don't have to decide.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-02-19 to Sat 2017-02-25:
Hospital saves dehydrated baby hippo, to be added sparingly to soups and stews
Half-eaten shark washes up on Florida beach, as some larger shark is no doubt being scolded about starving sharks in China
Police shoot and kill Beaverton man waving a gun around on a roof near an elementary school. Authorities say the shot was not gratuitous
Italian authorities arrest 33 for olive oil fraud. Popeye inconsolable
Couple caught having sex on a moving motorcycle without helmets. So that's what they're calling them now
57 snow monkeys killed for having macaque in them
Man on 'trip of a lifetime' dies in plane crash. Well, he got that part right
♫ Our lips are sealed ♫
Fake viagra found in children's hospital, which is just wrong on so many levels
GOP calls for defunding SpaceX
Spring must surely be near, since the naked redneck trees are blooming
Austria's health minister dies of cancer at age 53. Considering everything, probably needed a new one anyway
Dale Jr. says he'd consider "going out on top" if he wins the series title. So he's in it for life then
Alex Rodriguez begins working as the Yankees special spring training guest instructor. Which means just like when he was still playing, they have no idea of what he's actually getting paid for
Golfer strips down after his balls get wet
States are once again pushing for the end of Daylight Saving Time. Washington, D.C. supports the move, since they find it to their advantage to keep everyone in the dark
Pluto, once a planet, then not a planet, to become a planet again under new NASA guidelines. What a mickey mouse operation
Giraffe live stream banned from YouTube for nudity and sexual content. Were they necking?
Ryan Seacrest's mansion damaged by fire. Investigators checking the theory that the fire started when Brian Dunkleman forgot to unplug his hot plate in the garage
Depeche Mode tells "lifelong fan" and neo-Nazi Richard Spencer to Enjoy the Silence
Rowdy hen party disrupts production of "Whitney - Queen of the Night", a Whitney Houston tribute show, summoning police to theatre who promise to crack the case
How TV influences Donald Trump's foreign policy. And that's fine, look I was raised on TV and I turned out TV
New York industrial workers didn't realize that leopards would eat their faces
Planned Parenthood about to see a lot more Bush than usual
The Hellenic Financial Stability Fund is looking for new leadership after burning through five executives in nine months. Resumes should include an ode to Grecian urnings
Apple shifts global marketing strategy to focus more on creating digital and regional campaigns, less on localizing big brand campaigns for global markets. Whatever the hell that means, let's just hope there's less Bono
Campbell's Soup is betting on digital transformation of the company to help increase sales. Letters in their alphabet soup to be replaced with a bunch of 1's and 0's
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