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Justice League mothers' names, Amazon's new store staffing, and broke students doing math, These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-02-05 to Sat 2017-02-11
Posted by ox45tallboy at 2017-02-18 8:09:00 AM (4 comments) | Permalink

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We're back with another edition of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week. Each week we count up the votes and round out the top picks. Remember to click that little votey button in the header of the thread when you see one you like, and maybe you'll see it here.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-02-05 to Sat 2017-02-11:

img.fark.net  Falcons win popular vote

img.fark.net  Researchers say the risk of choking increases during the Super Bowl, especially if you're the Atlanta Falcons offense

img.fark.net  Giant Meteor still mad about losing Wisconsin

img.fark.net  Bye, son

img.fark.net  Until you clean your room, you are grounded

img.fark.net  Ohio clinic mistakenly tells dozens of people they have Alzheimer's, hopes they don't remember

img.fark.net  Burglar gets stuck in chimney. The flue season continues

img.fark.net  Canadian lost for five years wandering Amazon found and reunited with family. HEY BEZOS: Update your freakin' website's user interface already

img.fark.net  Cat bites sleeping owner to wake her up when house fire breaks out, or more likely to check if she was done yet

img.fark.net  TSA finds sword in walking cane of woman who's somewhere between 80 years old and immortal

img.fark.net  I don't remember Wendy's chili being that spicy

img.fark.net  I guess you could say (•_•) / ( •_•)⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) Bus-ted...Yeeeaaaahhhh


Sports:

img.fark.net  *chirp chirp* became *buzz buzz*

img.fark.net  Apparently missing a quarter of season does matter, as Matt Ryan takes the NFL MVP award over a deflated Tom Brady

img.fark.net  Rest in Pizza-Pizza


Geek:

img.fark.net  These students compete at a math competition, but they are so broke that they can binomial

img.fark.net  Captain's log: Final entry

img.fark.net  "TGIFridays guilty of salt assault." Hey, they say "Thank God" in their name, don't they? It's a taberNaCl


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  Canada will exact their revenge on the United States this summer

img.fark.net  Justice League movie to offer "complex group dynamic." For example, a majority of the team do not have mothers named Martha

img.fark.net  Devojis


Politics:

img.fark.net  "[Trump's] definitely underwater on favorability and job rating," said Bernie Porn, president of polling firm and winner of 'Worst Name to Google Ever'

img.fark.net  Trumcipal .Caught sayof unpresidented that has Rediculous chocker "See, underreported Denmakr" is He attak Inglish or not. Dana Milbank says yes. Washington Post looking for aBannon -OR- "hello, I am latest honer boner agin"

img.fark.net  Fake News confirms elements of Fake Dossier


Business:

img.fark.net  World's longest flight (17hrs 45min) lands in Auckland. Flight attendants still waking up passengers

img.fark.net  Amazon to open a store that is staffed with only three human workers, hopefully not to be confused with Sears

img.fark.net  1,000 people show up for the opening of the nation's largest IKEA store. There would have been more but many got lost following IKEA's directions on how to get there
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4 Comments     (+0 »)
 
 
2017-02-18 08:55:33 AM  
Wow!
I made it on this week.
Beer time methinks :o)
 
2017-02-18 09:06:11 AM  
Two for me, yay!
 
2017-02-18 09:07:30 AM  

Pista: Wow!
I made it on this week.
Beer time methinks :o)


Why do you assume its beer time?
 
2017-02-18 01:43:07 PM  

cman: Pista: Wow!
I made it on this week.
Beer time methinks :o)

Why do you assume its beer time?


Look at a clock.

If it's digital, is it showing numbers?

If it's not, do you see hands on it?

If the answer to either of those is yes, and you're on Fark, it's beer time.
 
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