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Justice League mothers' names, Amazon's new store staffing, and broke students doing math, These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-02-05 to Sat 2017-02-11
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We're back with another edition of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week. Each week we count up the votes and round out the top picks. Remember to click that little votey button in the header of the thread when you see one you like, and maybe you'll see it here.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-02-05 to Sat 2017-02-11:
Falcons win popular vote
Researchers say the risk of choking increases during the Super Bowl, especially if you're the Atlanta Falcons offense
Giant Meteor still mad about losing Wisconsin
Until you clean your room, you are grounded
Ohio clinic mistakenly tells dozens of people they have Alzheimer's, hopes they don't remember
Burglar gets stuck in chimney. The flue season continues
Canadian lost for five years wandering Amazon found and reunited with family. HEY BEZOS: Update your freakin' website's user interface already
Cat bites sleeping owner to wake her up when house fire breaks out, or more likely to check if she was done yet
TSA finds sword in walking cane of woman who's somewhere between 80 years old and immortal
I don't remember Wendy's chili being that spicy
I guess you could say (•_•) / ( •_•)⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) Bus-ted...Yeeeaaaahhhh
*chirp chirp* became *buzz buzz*
Apparently missing a quarter of season does matter, as Matt Ryan takes the NFL MVP award over a deflated Tom Brady
Rest in Pizza-Pizza
These students compete at a math competition, but they are so broke that they can binomial
Captain's log: Final entry
"TGIFridays guilty of salt assault." Hey, they say "Thank God" in their name, don't they? It's a taberNaCl
Canada will exact their revenge on the United States this summer
Justice League movie to offer "complex group dynamic." For example, a majority of the team do not have mothers named Martha
"[Trump's] definitely underwater on favorability and job rating," said Bernie Porn, president of polling firm and winner of 'Worst Name to Google Ever'
Trumcipal .Caught sayof unpresidented that has Rediculous chocker "See, underreported Denmakr" is He attak Inglish or not. Dana Milbank says yes. Washington Post looking for aBannon -OR- "hello, I am latest honer boner agin"
Fake News confirms elements of Fake Dossier
World's longest flight (17hrs 45min) lands in Auckland. Flight attendants still waking up passengers
Amazon to open a store that is staffed with only three human workers, hopefully not to be confused with Sears
1,000 people show up for the opening of the nation's largest IKEA store. There would have been more but many got lost following IKEA's directions on how to get there
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