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Tom Brady's sleeping habits, Monica Crowley's plagiarism, and one stretchy condom scandal. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-01-08 to Sat 2017-01-14
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Welcome to another outstanding edition of Fark's Headlines of the Week, where we go over Fark's wittiest, funniest, and all-around most entertaining headlines. As always, a reminder that these headlines come directly from your voting, so give subby some props by hitting those img.fark.net buttons when you see something you like. And since no one reads this blurb anymore, I'll just say how the hell do you tell when sour cream goes bad? This stuff's a month out of date but it looks and smells exactly the same as the day I bought it. I mean, if it had green stuff growing in it, or it smelled like something other than the spoiled milk it's made from, I would know. But it doesn't. And this worries me.

For the first time, we actually have a Publicity headline that made the cut. Actually, not just one, but two. Fark's public disagreement with Google has definitely proved popular among our users. Look for HoTW to be back in its regular spot on Monday next week.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-01-08 to Sat 2017-01-14:

img.fark.net  Man shot in laundromat fight. Let's see how agitators in the media try to spin this one in the next news cycle

img.fark.net  Don't tweet me, 'bro'

img.fark.net  After you open a bottle of red wine, it's okay to store it in the refrigerator. Although why anybody would put an empty bottle of wine in the fridge is beyond me

img.fark.net  Large mudslide blocks Interstate 80 near Truckee. No word on status of carees, vanees, and pickupees

img.fark.net  Dylann Roof receives death penalty, or the more fashionable term, "alt-life"

img.fark.net  Retirement home for prostitutes helps them get back on their feet

img.fark.net  "Knights of Malta condom scandal stretches from Myanmar to the Vatican." That's some impressive elasticity

img.fark.net  To save cyclists, councilor wants motorists to start using the "Dutch reach", which involves opening the car door using the opposite hand from the side of the door. Having your friend hold your forearm while you do it is totally optional

img.fark.net  "Das Boot"

img.fark.net  Fish fraud running rampant in LA; CHiPS called in to investigate

img.fark.net  More victims come forward to accuse Google of grabbing them by the ad revenue - Boing Boing and Skepchick

img.fark.net  Employee shot in Nebraska Furniture Mart parking lot. Police quickly gave chaise


Sports:

img.fark.net  Olympic infrastructure in Rio is about as useful after the games as Russian anti-doping agency is before the games

img.fark.net  Cubs choose to come to Obama's White House instead of having Trump shower them with praise

img.fark.net  Support for Barry Bonds being elected into the Baseball Hall of Fame is moving the needle


Geek:

img.fark.net  Samsung Galaxy S8 to launch in April, presumably under its own power

img.fark.net  Scientists tie tight, tiny knot. He who unravels it shall be King of Phrygia

img.fark.net  So what's the evolutionary advantage of CRISPR anyway, aside from keeping your lettuce fresh?


Publicity:

img.fark.net  Perhaps its time to talk about the immense power Google has to destroy whomever they wish

img.fark.net  Fark v Google goes public. Well, a geeky public so far


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  Is Aaron Burr gonna hafta choke a biatch?

img.fark.net  Nine greatest Hollywood beards, not including Katie Holmes or Kelly Preston

img.fark.net  Life, uh... finds a way


Politics:

img.fark.net  House Oversight Committee Chairman Jason Chaffetz says he "won't be a cheerleader for Donald Trump." Mostly because he's seen how Donald Trump reacts to anyone who is dressed like a cheerleader

img.fark.net  Trump aide Monica Crowley has plagiarized from so many sources that this headline will probably appear in her next book

img.fark.net  C-SPAN was replaced with Russia Today for about 10 minutes, as they prepare for the full switch on January 20th


Business:

img.fark.net  Marijuana sales rose 30% in 2016 and are only expected to get higher

img.fark.net  Under Armor launches Tom Brady line of pajamas aimed at people who still believe that an NFL quarterback who is married to a supermodel goes to bed every night wearing pajamas

img.fark.net  Insurance company won't pay for family's car repair after a 4,000 pound cactus fell on top of it. What pricks
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