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The many varied flavors of Soylent, hurt Butt butthurt, and a remote-controlled underwear vehicle. Unless you're still as hung over as Don Lemon, you'll get a laugh out of the Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2016-12-25 to Sat 2016-12-31
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Salutations, welcome, hello, and all that jazz, we're back with more of the best headlines on Fark from the past week. We had a couple of standouts this week that I'm pretty sure we'll be seeing in December. As always, I like to point out that your voting is what makes this list happen, so if a headline gives you a chuckle, hit the +1 button. It's easy and it doesn't even require photo ID. Also, since no one reads this blurb anymore, I'll just say that I think Don Lemon is funnier drunk on New Year's Eve than Kathy Griffin. At least they stopped Don when he started to take his shirt off, unlike Kathy. Of course, Don probably didn't have a bra on...
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2016-12-25 to Sat 2016-12-31:
Seal rampages through Tasmania suburbs, probably still upset with Heidi Klum
Carrie Fisher in stable condition, which is a personal first for her
Carrie Fisher has become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
"The first black box was found by a remote-controlled underwear vehicle at a depth of 17 metres, one mile from the resort of Sochi." Underwear vehicle? Did it detect skid marks?
"Kentucky travelers will not be able to fly with driver's license." Well DUH. Everyone knows you need a pilot's license to fly
Police suspect Social Media in mall violence in at least nine states. Subby hopes they will get that guy before he strikes again
'Faulty wing flaps' to blame for Russian air crash. Next time you fly in a Russian plane, make sure the pilot knows how to flap its wings
Tapestry expert to visit NYC to verify possible Henry VIII tapestry, rescue elderly father
Woman declines to give a junkie a ride in her junker, so he breaks into it and leaves a little Christmas gift behind on the floorboards
Obama unveils sanctions against Russia for election meddling, including limiting Russian operatives to three U.S. cabinet posts
What exactly is the perfect breast? Subby would have gone with "dangling in my face" but would have been wrong. Here comes the science
Butthurt butthead head coach's butt hurt after Butt hurt, but hurt Butt won't hurt coach's butt
NASA finds exciting clue in the ongoing search for life on Mars: a spoon. They caution, however, that this in no way indicates an advanced culture like a spork would
Samsung's next generation of Galaxy phones will include "Bixby" AI. It won't explode, but don't make it angry
Scientists are now on the brink of bringing back extinct species. Finally some good news for the Democratic Party
Scarlett Johansson named Grossest Actor of 2016 by Forbes
"Well, excuuuuuuse meeeeeeee"
Inherit a fortune, Yioda will
"Did you say his panic? That makes no sense Kellyanne." "No, Donald, I said HISPANIC. As in, you need one in the cabinet." "I said that. His panic. I'm not panicking. How can you say his panic at a time like this." "No, Donald, you need...never mind"
Puppet's first prostate exam
Oh my god, he really can't help himself, can he?
Free coffee at Starbucks for the rest of the year? It's beginning to look a latte like Christmas
1024B ought to be enough for anybody
Soylent introduces new flavors, which vary from person to person
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