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Heritage without hate, Fifth Harmony's genre switch, and peanut butter jelly crime: These are your Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2016-12-18 to Sat 2016-12-24
Posted by ox45tallboy at 2016-12-27 1:07:22 PM (4 comments) | Permalink

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Welcome to another exciting edition of Fark's Headline of the Week, where we bring you some of the best headlines Fark has to offer. As always, remember to use those voting buttons if you want to see your favorite headline here next week. And, since nobody reads this blurb anymore, I'll just say that dill pickles are far superior to sweet pickles.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2016-12-18 to Sat 2016-12-24:

img.fark.net  Jordanian security forces storm castle to free tourists held by armed men. No word if they had fun

img.fark.net  Australia: where even your Christmas tree ornaments want to kill you

img.fark.net  Heritage without hate is just 'erig'

img.fark.net  Help solve the ten second attempted robbery, which is also what your wife calls the last time you had sex

img.fark.net  Woman wins over $77k on scratch-off lottery ticket after husband dies of cancer. No word on what her third wish was

img.fark.net  Flow chart that shows connections between Trump, Russia and White Nationalists looks exactly like an Escher staircase after a fight with a Xerox machine

img.fark.net  Young fugitive from Tataouine sought in latest attack. This is not a repeat from long, long ago

img.fark.net  Woman says a pet sitter she found on Craigslist sold her dogs. Your dog doesn't even want to use Craigslist for casual encounters

img.fark.net  Black ice causing accidents along I-64. Local police now attempting to shoot the road

img.fark.net  Peanut butter jelly crime, peanut butter jelly crime, peanut butter jelly crime

img.fark.net  Semi driver hogs road


Sports:

img.fark.net  The San Diego Chargers are set to announce their move to L.A. in January, hoping that's enough time to make it through L.A. traffic for the 2017 season opener

img.fark.net  Twas two weeks before the Post Season, when all through the rankings - - Things are starting to settle, from byes to division winnings. - -The comments, to the right, for you to hang your hot take - - In hopes that my qb doesn't get the JAKE

img.fark.net  Solo talks about future, fight for equal pay, shooting first


Geek:

img.fark.net  The Curiosity rover's drill has stalled, and doing an RMA to DeWalt is going to be a pain

img.fark.net  Satellites keep track of Amazon tribes, like the Amazon Prime tribe, which gets all its packages delivered within 2 days with free shipping

img.fark.net  Battlefield 1 releases white flag expansion pack


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  Fifth Harmony switches genres to Barbershop

img.fark.net  Happy 50th birthday Kiefer Sutherland. YOU ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME

img.fark.net  Angelina Jolie accused of putting children's privacy at risk, presumably by adopting every one she sees


Politics:

img.fark.net  Oh the Huma enmity

img.fark.net  Electoral College member in MA wears tri-corner hat to cast vote, reportedly kept shouting HA HA as he did

img.fark.net  The Rockettes have been informed that they are obligated to perform for Trump, because nothing says President Trump like a group of women forced against their will to dance in his presence


Business:

img.fark.net  Italy's government set to bail out the world's oldest bank, will assume 37 chariot loans, mortgages on 6 bathhouses. 2 vineyards

img.fark.net  Bed Bath & Beyond hope

img.fark.net  New high tech KFC will scan your face and decide what you should eat. Apparently most customers want chicken
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4 Comments     (+0 »)
 
 
2016-12-27 01:51:01 PM  
Woohoo! Two HOTW in a row!
 
2016-12-27 03:02:58 PM  
Save the sweet pickle! Save the dream!
 
2016-12-27 04:49:02 PM  
To waste a cucumber destined for dill on making sweet pickles is an abomination.
 
2016-12-28 04:23:05 AM  

SirMadness: To waste a cucumber destined for dill on making sweet pickles is an abomination.


This!
And don't try and fool us with any of that "kosher dill"  or "polskie olgorkie" crap, either.  Real dill pickles are made with garlic and mouth-puckering anger.
 
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