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Russians tied to dope in race, pencilneck scientist dorks say the human brain is predisposed to negative stereotypes, and I'm Rick James, bench: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/30 - 11/5
Posted by Unfreakable at 2016-11-06 9:36:39 PM (2 comments) | Permalink

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Happy Monday and Presidential Election Eve, which isn't a recognized holiday, but damn if I won't be celebrating it anyway.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2016-10-30 to Sat 2016-11-05:

img.fark.net  Hot dog stand explosion rocks neighborhood, making this the second weiner disaster this week

img.fark.net  Man steals 39 accordions worth $160,000. An entire nation rejoices

img.fark.net  "Scientists to unleash millions of mosquitoes to have sex with their cousins and kill them." Man, those scientists must really hate their cousins

img.fark.net  Sadly, women can be disqualified from a chess tournament for showing too much cleavage. Apparently there are rules against soft pawn

img.fark.net  Hillary is at it again

img.fark.net  Unsure about Trump or Clinton? Some lucky D.C. residents now have a better, third option

img.fark.net  Drunk, naked man roams condo, knocking on doors for sex. Trick-or-treat was Monday, dude

img.fark.net  Man who beat his wife's heroin dealer with a bat gets probation, approval from the community, minor league offer from the Reds

img.fark.net  Russians tied to dope in race

img.fark.net  Delays on I-95 caused by marble spill expected to get worse when the hungry, hungry hippos arrive

img.fark.net  Man once again found guilty of illegally possessing dead wild animals, will try to carrion with his life


Sports:

img.fark.net  I'm Rick James, bench

img.fark.net  You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it

img.fark.net  Boston's Logan Airport to rename Gate 34 in honor of David Ortiz. Gate announcements to remind people this is their motherfarking flight


Geek:

img.fark.net  The human brain is predisposed to negative stereotypes, according to a bunch of pencilneck scientist dorks

img.fark.net  Mixing energy drinks and alcohol causes brain changes in mice. Mostly by causing them to come out of the walls and challenge the nearest cat to a fistfight

img.fark.net  Speeders beware - The fastest accelerating police car is the Ford Taurus with a 3.5-liter turbocharged V-6 engine. Testing shows it only takes 4.5 seconds to go from zero to the closest donut shop


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  LifeWay stores will not be selling Amy Grant's new Christmas album because it's not Christian enough. Admittedly, "Christmas With The Devil" is a little over the top, but hey, who doesn't like the occasional Spinal Tap cover?

img.fark.net  Dr. Strange is indoctrination into demonic occultism, claims Christian film critic insulted by the hoary hosts of Hoggoth

img.fark.net  Wilmer Valderrama, who came to the U.S. from Venezuela, says immigrants are a gift to the country. Apparently there's no other place where one can come to, find work and also date Mandy Moore, Demi Lovato and Mila Kunis


Politics:

img.fark.net  Red October Surprise

img.fark.net  Brexit will be a 'Titanic Success' according to Boris Johnson, who declined to reveal whether he is the captain or the iceberg

img.fark.net  The Secret Service grabs a p***y


Business:

img.fark.net  High inflation causes Venezuelan merchants to weigh money instead of counting it out, thus changing their currency from the bolivar to the pound

img.fark.net  Mærsk shæres fæll æs eærnings collæpse

img.fark.net  Midea recalls over three million dehumidifiers. Tyler Perry unavailable for comment
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2016-11-07 08:53:18 AM  
"Classy" Freddie Blassie - Dr. Demento - Pencil Neck Geek
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2016-11-07 08:54:28 AM  
Dr Demento Geek's Revenge
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