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Reciprocal lutefisk consumption, man seeing porn at McDonald's can't get the Grimace off his face, and people who read Playboy for the articles of clothing: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 9/25 - 10/1
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Happy Monday, y'all. Enjoy the headlines.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2016-09-25 to Sat 2016-10-01:

img.fark.net  Duck, duck, loose

img.fark.net  Customs officials stop woman who had packed dead husband's intestines in a suitcase. Would that qualify as carrion luggage?

img.fark.net  Mayor decides the Boston Redevelopment Authority (BRA) needs a new name. Chooses "Tomorrow Is Totally Serious, Let's Integrate New Generations" (TITSLING)

img.fark.net  Black moon to appear Friday night. Police around the country being urged to resist trying to shoot it

img.fark.net  Up to fifty percent of humans are "blind to motion." Enjoy your commute

img.fark.net  Police hunt woman pictured 'having sex with dinosaur' at children's playground. Jurassic Fark

img.fark.net  Study suggests that you are predisposed to murder as part of your evolutionary genetic heritage, even more than your cat is

img.fark.net  Catholic High School Girls in Trouble

img.fark.net  Go home Thomas, you're drunk

img.fark.net  Man finds porn playing on TV screens in McDonald's, has hard time getting Grimace off his face

img.fark.net  Over 8% of the population of Norway eats tacos every Friday; meanwhile, Mexico reports no plans to engage in reciprocal lutefisk consumption


Sports:

img.fark.net  AP uses the term "high octane" for the Oakland Raiders' offense, when the manual clearly states that you're supposed to use regular

img.fark.net  Aldo no va

img.fark.net  Former WWE wrestler Jamie Noble stabbed twice in West Virginia trailer park. Heath Slater's 137 kids wanted for questioning


Geek:

img.fark.net  Cause of Crohn's disease identified, say researchers who probably pulled the answer out of their ass

img.fark.net  George Washington used vaccines to help defeat the British. So the next time some anti-vaxxer annoys you, remind them if it hadn't been for vaccines, we'd all be speaking English now

img.fark.net  Desperate for sales, Apple copies another Samsung feature


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  Muslim journalist, 22, poses for Playboy wearing a hijab. Which is great for people who read Playboy for the articles of clothing

img.fark.net  Gary Glasberg, NCIS showrunner, has died. Cause of death: too many head slaps from Gibbs

img.fark.net  Pirate who leaked the Peanuts movie fined $1 million and ordered to pay 5¢ for psychiatric help


Politics:

img.fark.net  Gary Johnson blames 'troll army' for rumor that running mate might quit. FOR THE HORDE

img.fark.net  Donald Trump gives reasons for his sub-par debate performance: "The moderator was against me. My mic was defective. An old friend came in from out of town. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD"

img.fark.net  Mitch McConnell (R) compares Senate race to "knife fight in a phone booth". Explanation for our younger Farkers: A phone booth is a small structure that resembles a TARDIS but it is exactly as big on the inside as the outside


Business:

img.fark.net  Trump Hotel chain to pay $50,000 over credit card data breaches. No one knows who is behind the hacking, but authorities are investigating the possibility it came from a private e-mail server in Chappaqua, New York

img.fark.net  SABMiller shareholders toast $100 billion takeover of AB InBev, presumably with an ice-cold odorless, tasteless, refreshing beer-like beverage

img.fark.net  Survey of baristas, bookstore clerks and Chipotle cashiers concludes that Liberal Arts grads struggle with underemployment
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