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I'll tumble for ya, Coke returns to its original formula, and Huma cuts of Weiner: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/28 - 9/3
Posted by Unfreakable at 2016-09-06 4:04:36 AM, edited 2016-09-06 4:07:17 AM (4 comments) | Permalink

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A slightly late Headline of the Week following Labor Day, but it's still here. A few phenomenal headlines this week. Well done, submitters.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2016-08-28 to Sat 2016-09-03:

img.fark.net  New York store charges $585 for torn up shoes put back together with duct tape in order to make the buyer look fashionably poor. They can Derelicte my balls

img.fark.net  Man arrested for feeling a little horse

img.fark.net  Man turns himself in for mislabelling how much nuts the contents of his package truly contained

img.fark.net  Four-foot long alligator captured in Pittsburgh area suburb woman's back yard. Officials have no idea how it got there since there are no Disney theme parks in the area

img.fark.net  Oklahoma woman arrested for forcing religion down her daughter's throat

img.fark.net  France education minister wants Pokemon Go out of their schools, says it's tough enough to get kids to concentrate on their studies after a lunch of crepes and a bottle of wine

img.fark.net  Coke returns to their original formula

img.fark.net  In a preview of 2018's top news, Senate ousts the country's first female president after her impeachment

img.fark.net  Connor McLeod successful in getting Australian treasury to issue blind-friendly paper money. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONES

img.fark.net  Uzbek President Karimov dies with no clear successor, according to incoming Uzbek President Vladimir Putin

img.fark.net  ♫ I'll tumble for ya, I'll tumble for ya / I'll tumble for ya, I'll tumble for you / I'll tumble for ya, I'll tumble for ya / I'll tumble for ya, I'll tumble ... ♫


Sports:

img.fark.net  Washington Redskins fan finds player's defensive workbooks in a dumpster ... where they probably belong

img.fark.net  Romo tells player who injured him "See you in the playoffs." Also asks how much a post-season ticket in Seattle tends to go for

img.fark.net  Vikings trade for QB Sam Bradford to be their Bridge over troubled Waters


Geek:

img.fark.net  Turns out our ancestors may have come down from the trees a little faster than previously thought

img.fark.net  Zuckerberg's satellite lost when SpaceX rocket explodes hours before its scheduled launch. It must suck having something you poured resources, time, and creative effort into, taken away from you just before it really took off

img.fark.net  Here's how to make cold coffee at home, using slightly fewer steps and only a little more time than you'd need to take apart your car's transmission


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  Imagine John Lennon's killer being denied parole for a ninth time. It's easy if you try

img.fark.net  Rick Perry to join Dancing with the Stars next season, will not start with the waltz since the producers know he can only remember the two step

img.fark.net  Pamela Anderson wants us all to give up porn. Talk about tilting at windmills...which coincidentally also describes her sex tape


Politics:

img.fark.net  Huma cuts off Weiner

img.fark.net  When the United States sends its people, they're not sending their best

img.fark.net  Rejected Takata airbag and sentient skin golem Ann Coulter is back as a roadie for the Screaming Cheeto Wheelie tour


Business:

img.fark.net  Sell, Mortimer, SELL

img.fark.net  Apple to unveil iPhone 7 on September 7th. iPhone 8 will be introduced on October 15th, the iPhone 9 on November 3rd, and the iPhone 10 on December 23rd

img.fark.net  Washio on-demand laundry service has gone under. Apparently one day employees came in to see everything just folded
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4 Comments     (+0 »)
 
 
2016-09-06 04:58:30 AM  
Wow, my second greenlight made it on the list. I can honestly say that when my final day on this Earth arrives, I will look back on this moment and ....
 
2016-09-06 06:12:59 AM  
Huma cuts of Weiner are the tastiest cuts
 
2016-09-06 07:48:02 AM  

Rennisa: Wow, my second greenlight made it on the list. I can honestly say that when my final day on this Earth arrives, I will look back on this moment and ....


Talk to Candlej
 
2016-09-06 12:59:53 PM  

Rennisa: Wow, my second greenlight made it on the list. I can honestly say that when my final day on this Earth arrives, I will look back on this moment and ....


rue the millions of tiny misspellings in your life?
 
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