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Mortal Wombat, Mongolian Beef, and Skynet learning, but from all the wrong sites: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/21 - 8/27
Posted by Unfreakable at 2016-08-29 6:56:47 AM (2 comments) | Permalink

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Happy Monday, everybody. Have a big list of really great headlines from last week, hope you enjoy them. Cheers

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2016-08-21 to Sat 2016-08-27:  Mortal Wombat  Man escapes from Manatee deputies. This is why other states use dogs  If your erection lasts more than four hours, consult a civil engineer  Mold and fungi kill bagpipe player before audience gets the chance  Woman has scratched over 1,000 cars. Police say that stopping her is the key  He chose . . . parkourly  Italian officials prepare subpoenas for local geologists  Feds to ban dolphin swimming in Hawaii. Come on, Obama, at least give them bikes so they don't have to walk everywhere  One of the side benefits of working in a day care is you get to draw mustaches on sleeping toddlers. Once  1... 2... 5  Robots are getting teenagers pregnant. Skynet seems to have been learning from the wrong sites

Sports:  Mongolian beef  A new event at the next Olympics may be Hide and Seek, allowing Francisco Huron from Paraguay to exact his revenge on reigning champion, England's Don Roberts from Hinckley in Leicestershire  Solo suspended, put in carbonite for six months following post-game comments about Sweden

Geek:  Barbra Streisand complains to Apple that Siri is mispronouncing her name, so now everyone is aware of it. If only there were some sort of name for this effect  Intel declares MXC their connector of the future for silicon photonics connections between servers. What's that sludge in the pins, Kenny?  Astronaut Jeff Williams sets a record for the most days in space at 521, breaking the previous record held by Dennis Rodman

Entertainment:  41-year-old Leonardo DiCaprio and his 24-year-old model girlfriend were in a car crash where neither was hurt. Fortunately, he was wearing his seat belt and she was strapped into her car seat  In her sexual harassment lawsuit against Fox News, former anchor Andrea Tantaros describes the network as a "a sex-fueled, Playboy Mansion-like cult, steeped in...indecency." Unclear if she is complaining or doing recruiting work for them  Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL torrent seedbox

Politics:  High court rules in favor of employee who was smoking marijuana at work  Bachmann-Trump Overderp  The leader of the Trump campaign in a major Colorado county will be forced to leave his job next week due to burdensome government regulations which will require him to spend time in a state-run facility

Business:  An argument of why Ford should kill off Lincoln. Although if you just add "Theater" after the word Ford, history sorta takes care of the rest  Pizza Hut launches playable pizza box DJ turntable. Still working on borderline edible pizza  When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's...a Domino's delivery drone dropping its payload on your head
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2 Comments     (+0 »)
2016-08-29 08:48:46 AM  
More like Mongolian Beefcake.
2016-08-29 11:28:58 AM  



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