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Incorrect period costumes at a fancy dress carnival, a leotard older than Aly Raisman, and one child holding a Snoopy balloon: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/7 - 8/13
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Happy Monday, everyone. Some of last week's better headlines. Enjoy!
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2016-08-07 to Sat 2016-08-13:
There once were six sharks from Cape Cod, getting turnt up on blubber and scrod. Not quite yet sated, for tourists they waited, while scientists studied rotten whale bod
ISIS claims responsibility for Belgium machete attack, D. B. Cooper's hijacking, and the socks lost in your dryer this morning
Disney builds anti-alligator wall, no word on if they made the alligators pay for it
Couple forces 15-year-old prostitute to have sex with 288 people. That's too gross
Arianna Huffington steps down from *** Click here to continue reading ***
Standards implication learning with good non speakers English common core
"Man rescued after his genitals get stuck in sex toy." So THAT'S what they're calling slatted chairs nowadays
Major shakeup at the Trump campaign after two weeks of bad polls
Hardened criminal who stole penis pump still at large
Word to the wise: a superhero fancy dress carnival expects superhero costumes, not period costumes
Bad news: Southern California is having its worst smog in years. Good news: No one has seen Pacoima since June
Oksana Chusovitina, competing in her *7th* Olympics, probably wearing a leotard older than Aly Raisman
Britain drops from gold-medal soccer contender to lucky-to-get-a-goal-this-year depths of Rio. No wait, BRAZIL, it's the Brazilian national team that could choke on Jello. I kind of have that other one as a hotkey during sporting events to save time
Yuri van Gelder kicked off of Dutch Olympic team for consuming alcohol, bending spoons
Hey .. hey ... hey ... hey hey hey ... heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Donald Trump is an object lesson in the problems of machine learning. Many people are saying here comes the science, maybe it is, I don't know
Research suggests married people drink less than single people - at least initially
Will Smith tells critics "I feel like at this point in my career I've earned the right to fail." Wait, did he just promise Wild West 2?
*sad beep* *sad boop*
Brian Stelter chastises the media for treating Donald Trump's lies as if they were normal and acceptable, then goes into a stirring acoustic version of Stray Cat Strut
Trump: "I want to debate very badly." Almost everyone else: "We think that's a given"
Trump clarifies his "2nd amendment" comments, says "I didn't want a bunch of people to shoot Hillary, it would only take one after all. So, why would I say that? Anyway, etgay oryay unsgay and ootshay illaryhay. Excuse me, I was clearing my throat"
LAX rated as the airport with the most dog relief stations. Or as most people call it, their unattended luggage
Macy's announces closure of another 100 stores. Thanksgiving Day parade cut back to one child holding a Snoopy balloon
Dow, S&P 500 and NASDAQ all closed today at record high levels. The Trump recovery is finally taking place
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