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Incorrect period costumes at a fancy dress carnival, a leotard older than Aly Raisman, and one child holding a Snoopy balloon: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/7 - 8/13
Posted by Unfreakable at 2016-08-15 11:32:55 AM (3 comments) | Permalink

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Happy Monday, everyone. Some of last week's better headlines. Enjoy!

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2016-08-07 to Sat 2016-08-13:

img.fark.net  There once were six sharks from Cape Cod, getting turnt up on blubber and scrod. Not quite yet sated, for tourists they waited, while scientists studied rotten whale bod

img.fark.net  ISIS claims responsibility for Belgium machete attack, D. B. Cooper's hijacking, and the socks lost in your dryer this morning

img.fark.net  Disney builds anti-alligator wall, no word on if they made the alligators pay for it

img.fark.net  Couple forces 15-year-old prostitute to have sex with 288 people. That's too gross

img.fark.net  Arianna Huffington steps down from *** Click here to continue reading ***

img.fark.net  Standards implication learning with good non speakers English common core

img.fark.net  "Man rescued after his genitals get stuck in sex toy." So THAT'S what they're calling slatted chairs nowadays

img.fark.net  Major shakeup at the Trump campaign after two weeks of bad polls

img.fark.net  Hardened criminal who stole penis pump still at large

img.fark.net  Word to the wise: a superhero fancy dress carnival expects superhero costumes, not period costumes

img.fark.net  Bad news: Southern California is having its worst smog in years. Good news: No one has seen Pacoima since June


Sports:

img.fark.net  Oksana Chusovitina, competing in her *7th* Olympics, probably wearing a leotard older than Aly Raisman

img.fark.net  Britain drops from gold-medal soccer contender to lucky-to-get-a-goal-this-year depths of Rio. No wait, BRAZIL, it's the Brazilian national team that could choke on Jello. I kind of have that other one as a hotkey during sporting events to save time

img.fark.net  Yuri van Gelder kicked off of Dutch Olympic team for consuming alcohol, bending spoons


Geek:

img.fark.net  Hey .. hey ... hey ... hey hey hey ... heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

img.fark.net  Donald Trump is an object lesson in the problems of machine learning. Many people are saying here comes the science, maybe it is, I don't know

img.fark.net  Research suggests married people drink less than single people - at least initially


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  Lil Bow-out

img.fark.net  Will Smith tells critics "I feel like at this point in my career I've earned the right to fail." Wait, did he just promise Wild West 2?

img.fark.net  *sad beep* *sad boop*


Politics:

img.fark.net  Brian Stelter chastises the media for treating Donald Trump's lies as if they were normal and acceptable, then goes into a stirring acoustic version of Stray Cat Strut

img.fark.net  Trump: "I want to debate very badly." Almost everyone else: "We think that's a given"

img.fark.net  Trump clarifies his "2nd amendment" comments, says "I didn't want a bunch of people to shoot Hillary, it would only take one after all. So, why would I say that? Anyway, etgay oryay unsgay and ootshay illaryhay. Excuse me, I was clearing my throat"


Business:

img.fark.net  LAX rated as the airport with the most dog relief stations. Or as most people call it, their unattended luggage

img.fark.net  Macy's announces closure of another 100 stores. Thanksgiving Day parade cut back to one child holding a Snoopy balloon

img.fark.net  Dow, S&P 500 and NASDAQ all closed today at record high levels. The Trump recovery is finally taking place
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3 Comments     (+0 »)
 
 
2016-08-15 02:23:51 PM  
Whoever wrote the too gross headline, if I ever see you in a bar I am buying you a drink or two for giving me all of my non-FARKing friends a laugh. Definitely HOTY worthy and I hope it wins it.
 
2016-08-15 07:27:18 PM  

kdawg7736: Whoever wrote the too gross headline, if I ever see you in a bar I am buying you a drink or two for giving me all of my non-FARKing friends a laugh. Definitely HOTY worthy and I hope it wins it.


Seconded.
 
2016-08-15 07:54:40 PM  
Cool. Made a HOTW
 
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