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Geronimo, hamsters, and Buddhist monk sex scandals: Headlines of the Week for Feb 15 - Feb 21
Posted by Drew at 2009-02-23 3:01:18 PM (13 comments) | Permalink
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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2009-02-15 to Sat 2009-02-21:

img1.fark.netMan is charged after throwing soda can at woman's head. She'll be fine, it was a soft drink

img1.fark.netAkron math teacher's blood-alcohol level was three times legal limit, proving you shouldn't drink and derive

img1.fark.netSpelling bee may be canceled due to budget cuts. EVERYBODY PANIK

img1.fark.netDentist charged for filling minor cavities

img1.fark.netThere are five types of orgasm. The positive ("Oh YES"), the negative ("oh NO"), the Religious ("oh GOD"), the fake ("oh SUBBY"), and the one where you call out the wrong name and get strangled

img1.fark.netGeronimo's descendants sue Skull and Bones club for return of their ancestor's remains. Also ask that we yell something else when jumping out of airplanes

img1.fark.netGeorgian scientists develop technique for harnessing energy from hamsters, you just have to make sure they're in the right gere first

img1.fark.netOld and busted: Catholic Priest sex scandal. New Hotness: Buddhist Monk sex Scandal. So, would that be Monk, he see - Monk, he do?

img1.fark.netMan dies while playing hide-and-seek. Police set to launch investigation in one Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi

img1.fark.netWoman sues Yahoo when a search for her own name brings up porn, spam. Sucks to be you, Penny Sinlargement of Viagra Falls, Wisconsin

img1.fark.netMan decides to go bungee jumping, thinks there's nothing wrong with the cord. Frayed knot.


img1.fark.netCo-pilot of flight that landed in the Hudson River will throw out first pitch at Brewers' home opener. Pitch likely to be a sinker

img1.fark.netKings and Timberwolves agree to four-player deal. Bobby Brown goes to the T-Wolves who are now expected to beat the crap out of Houston

img1.fark.netHarlem Globetrotter arrested on domestic violence charges. Wow - I guess they're real basketball players after all


img1.fark.netMale whales like big humps and they cannot lie, cetacean brothers can't deny

img1.fark.netNew technology allows jewelry to be coated in DNA to prevent theft, suddenly making your wife's pearl necklace the safest thing in the world

img1.fark.netDid you ever wonder why humans didn't develop long prehensile toes that would act as extra fingers? Scientists find that chimps like us, baby, we were born to run


img1.fark.netMillionaire Salma Hayek overcomes the socio-economic divide and weds French billionaire

img1.fark.netTom Cruise takes Katie Holmes out for a romantic day at Disney World. "She's an extraordinary woman. She is funny and smart and she likes the same things that I do." Like men

img1.fark.netIn what may be the worst timed really bad idea since the 17 Feb 1945 Grand Opening Sale of the Dresden Fireworks Co, Kim Kardashian gets a chimpanzee

Politics:"Clinton Lays Out Broad Asian Agenda". This headline makes sense no matter how you arrange the words

img1.fark.netNorm Coleman wants the votes he originally wanted thrown out, then counted, then omitted, then included, to be thrown out again. Confused? You won't be after this week's episode of Recount

img1.fark.netObama says people should see tax cut help by April 1, also adds that Burger King is making left-handed Whoppers, Taco Bell will re-name The Liberty Bell, and that this year's spaghetti harvest will be the best one in decades


img1.fark.netNational Amusement theatres to be sold off. Sales times are 11:00, 2:15, 4:35, 6:55, 9:35, 11:45

img1.fark.netLongtime independent Alaska Air can't rule out merger. Giant guy on side of plane says "Inuit all along"

img1.fark.netWhenever I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I feel the cool sensation of a tropical factory in Mexico
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13 Comments     (+0 »)
2009-02-23 03:27:05 PM  
No blog post from Drew this week, as his liver is trying to keep pace with the steady pace of 10-year anniversary Fark parties. In the meantime, though, enjoy the some of last week's better headlines.
2009-02-23 03:29:38 PM  
I hope he's OK after DC on Saturday night.
2009-02-23 03:33:07 PM  
2009-02-23 03:43:38 PM  
I'll take Penny Sinlargement for 200, Alex.
2009-02-23 03:52:12 PM  
no headlines from music? dang, i didn't stand a chance
2009-02-23 03:55:48 PM  
"Clinton Lays Out Broad Asian Agenda". This headline makes sense no matter how you arrange the words

Current frontrunner for headline of the year.
2009-02-23 04:25:22 PM  
I like Drew.
2009-02-23 04:44:14 PM  
Hampsters? Really?
2009-02-23 04:50:34 PM  
"Dentist charged for filling minor cavities" is definitely the best
2009-02-23 05:11:08 PM  
Geronimo's descendants sue Skull and Bones club for return of their ancestor's remains. Also ask that we yell something else when jumping out of airplanes

I really liked that one :)
2009-02-23 05:46:38 PM  
Is there anything a Hamster can not due?
2009-02-23 06:28:11 PM  
No "Rise, Sir Osis of the liver"? :(
2009-02-23 09:02:04 PM  
This and more - next on Sick Sad World.
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