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Tiger constructing a getaway car, drinking coffee through a ballgag, and lewd dudes feud nude: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 7/31 - 8/6
Posted by Unfreakable at 2016-08-08 7:40:46 AM, edited 2016-08-08 7:42:14 AM (1 comment) | Permalink

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Good morning, everybody. Got a few good headlines from last week for you, in case you missed any.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2016-07-31 to Sat 2016-08-06:

img.fark.net  It's like rain on your wedding day

img.fark.net  World's most expensive cheese comes from donkeys, probably tastes like ass

img.fark.net  Woman steals $6.7m of printer ink. Must have smuggled it out in her fountain pen DOZENS of times

img.fark.net  Tiger angrily removes bumper from car, comes back for radiator, but car already gone. Apparently tiger is constructing a getaway car

img.fark.net  Free art classes expanded for seniors with dementia and Alzheimer's. Now, you can have confusing crayon scribbles on your fridge from both your kids AND your parents

img.fark.net  US Air Force claims F-35 is 'combat ready,' at least assuming enemy pilots will be willing to land next to it so the pilot can get out and punch them

img.fark.net  Crystal Lake c-c-c-c-closed due to high levels of E.-E.-E.-E. co-co-co-co li-li-li-li

img.fark.net  Turkey issues arrest warrant for cleric. Paladin and half elf dual-classed ranger also wanted for questioning

img.fark.net  Memorial services planned for teens killed in Roswell. I want to bereave

img.fark.net  Lewd dudes feud nude, brew rude moods, prude food and crude tubes

img.fark.net  BDSM coffee shop opens in Portland. Not sure how you drink coffee through a ballgag, though


Sports:

img.fark.net  Canadian women's soccer team scores the fastest goal in Olympic history, 20 seconds into the game, beating the old record of 2 hours and 45 minutes

img.fark.net  "American Teen Shooter" wins first Olympic gold. Phrasing is everything

img.fark.net  Dick Move


Geek:

img.fark.net  Much like the Atlanta Falcons, center of the galaxy has no young stars

img.fark.net  White House hosts the first ever drone workshop. Not to be confused with the weekly presidential press briefing

img.fark.net  Sean Bean will be voice of Civ VI tech tree, stalling all progress in the classical era when he dies on turn 24


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  Calista Flockhart is returning for the second season of Supergirl, but only in a guest starring capacity until she's written off the show after being defeated by a slight breeze

img.fark.net  NIN releasing new song in September. It will start quietly, then Trent will scream, rock out hard for 30 seconds, then have solo piano, then more screaming/rocking, then end with solo piano

img.fark.net  D'Angelo's former manager found d'ead


Politics:

img.fark.net  Trump kicks baby out of rally, presumably jealous of the baby's much larger hands

img.fark.net  Former U.S. Congressman Steve LaTourette dies of cancer. Fark. Shiat

img.fark.net  If elected president, Trump says that Ivanka will have a position on his staff


Business:

img.fark.net  Comcast is being sued by the Washington state attorney general for selling "near-worthless" service plans to customers. The Obvious tag will be here between 1-5 PM today

img.fark.net  Colleges say hosting a presidential debate is worth the $5 million expense. Especially those schools that like to see the competition, aggression and full contact violence but can't afford to field a football team

img.fark.net  Kirin lifts profit forecast 33%. Well, isn't that just lawful good?
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2016-08-08 09:09:52 AM  
There were some funny headlines this week. +1
 
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