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Pope found to not be infallible, Australia now stalking Indonesia, and the Small-Handed Talking Yam of Evil & Chaos: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 7/24 - 7/30
Posted by Unfreakable at 2016-08-01 1:12:41 PM (5 comments) | Permalink

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Happy Monday, folks.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2016-07-24 to Sat 2016-07-30:

img.fark.net  Stroh's beer returning to Detroit. If you've been holding out for the taste of sadness in a can, you're in luck

img.fark.net  Thorbjörn Fälldin, former Prime Minister of Sweden, dies at the age of 90. He'll be remembered fondly as a formidable leader in the post-war era, and as the namesake for a tasteful birch-wood dining room ensemble

img.fark.net  TV psychic Miss Cleo dead at 53 from a battle with cancer. Funny, I didn't think astrology was her thing

img.fark.net  Church musician busted after putting his penis through a glory hole in a public bathroom. But in fairness, he IS an organist

img.fark.net  Pope Francis is not infallible

img.fark.net  Man tries to hide 7 grams of cocaine under his foreskin, but it slowly "emerged." Dick move

img.fark.net  OC-135B is the name of my U2 cover band

img.fark.net  Pilot dies in tragic crop duster accident. Police searching for a tall man in a grey suit who was seen loitering in the area just prior to the crash

img.fark.net  Woman taking court-ordered class on decision-making is arrested after trying to escape through the ceiling tiles. What have we learned?

img.fark.net  Six Michigan state employees criminally charged in Flint water crisis. Potential penalties range from fines, to imprisonment, to being sent to Detroit

img.fark.net  Australia to update local coordinates over tectonic shift, as it moves seven cm northwards each year. It's true, not only is everything down under out to kill you, even the continent itself is stalking Indonesia


Sports:

img.fark.net  Aroldis Chapman last seen heading to the Cubs at 105 MPH

img.fark.net  NHL commissioner refuses to believe there's a link between concussions and CTE, also that hockey players lose all their teeth because they just keep refusing to floss

img.fark.net  Dallas Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott acquitted of DUI, after breathalizer test registers only three tenths of a Manziel


Geek:

img.fark.net  Netflix and Kill

img.fark.net  Hackers can record everything you type on your cheap wireless keybo -- www.pornhub.com/fatgranny

img.fark.net  They used to make bullets by pouring molten lead through sieves at the top of a tower. While it was difficult to convince enemies to stand at the bottom of the tower to get shot, the promise of free cake and ice cream was usually sufficient


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  How to act drunk. Soon to be revised into a Fark.com Community Players how-to pamphlet and FARQ posting guidline update entitled "How To Act, Drunk"

img.fark.net  Justin Timberlake slapped at tournament. I don't know what sport this is, but I'm in

img.fark.net  Pink Floyd to release 27-disc set of their early years, encompassing a total of 12 songs


Politics:

img.fark.net  Obama says he'll be voting for Donald Trump

img.fark.net  Mike Pence says there is no place in politics for name calling, except when the Small Handed Talking Yam of Evil & Chaos does it

img.fark.net  Donald Trump vows "no more Mr. Nice Guy," says he's "taking the gloves off." So if you know a 5-year-old who needs some gloves, now's his chance


Business:

img.fark.net  Companies using "reverse mentoring" to help older employees learn from Millennials. Subjects to include Snapchat, living with your parents, and just what the heck a Pokemon is anyway

img.fark.net  The six most shorted stocks on the NYSE. Things not looking good for Sprint, GE, and House Arryn

img.fark.net  Microsoft gives another 2,850 employees a free update of Pink Slip 10
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5 Comments     (+0 »)
 
 
2016-08-01 01:33:02 PM  
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amb
2016-08-01 01:38:18 PM  
Wow, i submitted almost exactly same headline for the pope one and I don't try to submit much.
 
2016-08-01 08:05:57 PM  

amb: Wow, i submitted almost exactly same headline for the pope one and I don't try to submit much.


Damn. I think the issue is that the other one beat you by about 10 hours. Shame, though. Would have been a nice first greenlight for you.
 
amb
2016-08-02 06:42:05 AM  

Unfreakable: amb: Wow, i submitted almost exactly same headline for the pope one and I don't try to submit much.

Damn. I think the issue is that the other one beat you by about 10 hours. Shame, though. Would have been a nice first greenlight for you.


Hehe, saw the news and scanned the main page back a ways, but didn't see it.  Oh well, I'll try again.  At my rate that will be around 2030.
 
2016-08-02 08:19:52 AM  

amb: Hehe, saw the news and scanned the main page back a ways, but didn't see it.  Oh well, I'll try again.  At my rate that will be around 2030.


Hopefully it won't take you that long!
 
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