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Baked Alaska, David Copperfield makes $17.5 million disappear, one Pence none the derper: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 7/10 - 7/16
Posted by Unfreakable at 2016-07-18 11:19:51 AM (1 comment) | Permalink

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Happy Monday, everybody. Hope you're all doing well. Enjoy the headlines!

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2016-07-10 to Sat 2016-07-16:

img.fark.net  MacArthur Park is frightening in the dark. All the doctors are prescribing pills. Many patients claiming ankle sprains. I don't want to cast aspersions, of Oxycontin pill diversions, but they'll never make six million bucks again

img.fark.net  Suicide now leading cause of death for Utahns ages 10-17. Internet blamed for showing them what life is like outside Utah

img.fark.net  Archaeologists discover world's oldest notated music in Syria; Led Zeppelin deny stealing it

img.fark.net  The Brexit vote messed things up so badly for the UK, May is coming in July

img.fark.net  Woman gives birth after having her ovaries frozen for 10 years. Infant is promptly declared the King in the North

img.fark.net  You know who ELSE tried to catch 'em all?

img.fark.net  Turns out Subarus are popular with bears, too

img.fark.net  New York man arrested after firefighters found a dead cat cooking in his oven. Charges to depend on what the cat was cooking

img.fark.net  Italy's last prince is now making a pretty penne

img.fark.net  Marines find new Pokémon AttemptusMurderi, herd him back into the Pokéy

img.fark.net  Baked Alaska


Sports:

img.fark.net  US Women's soccer reveal the players who will go for their 4th straight Olympic gold. Cholera passes to Zika, Zika passes to Rubella, back to Zika who shoots and ... GOOOOOOAL *COUGH* * COUGH*

img.fark.net  Court denies Brady's appeal. Rest of the league pumped up, except Cleveland who knows what it's like to not have a QB

img.fark.net  Somehow, NASCAR was able to determine that Dale Jr. has concussion like symptoms


Geek:

img.fark.net  Twinkies are now produced mostly by robots, allowing more efficient feeding of computer programmers across the country

img.fark.net  Vision restored in mice. Farmer's wife may still face charges

img.fark.net  Dwarf planet discovered outside Pluto's orbit; scheduled to soon have all life there devoured by Tyraids and all mention of it wiped from the Imperial Archives


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  David Copperfield tricks out his new Las Vegas mansion, makes $17.5 million disappear

img.fark.net  The more Paramount squeezes, the more fan made Star Trek slips through their fingers

img.fark.net  Cypress Hill reissuing "Cypress Hill" as '25th Anniversary Skull'. Kit for turning it into a killer bong sold separately


Politics:

img.fark.net  GOP adds dildo return policy to 2016 platform

img.fark.net  One Pence None the Derper

img.fark.net  Mattel introduces "President Barbie" who comes along with another female doll as Vice President. It also includes their own presidential limousine, Secret Service agents and instructions for hiding their private e-mail server


Business:

img.fark.net  "Apple's line of Mac computers is not selling as well as it used to." REPEAT

img.fark.net  Germany is selling 10 year bonds that have a negative yield. Finally, an alternative to dumping all your money into Intel

img.fark.net  IKEA issues recall for 80,000 baby gates. Nobody knows how to complete recall because instructions are in Swedish
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2016-07-18 12:45:27 PM  
Sweet!  Got two in one week!  :)
 
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