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Our first proof of time travel, Rome elects first female mayor in MMM years, and Columbus gets a swirly from Akron: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/19 - 6/25
Posted by Unfreakable at 2016-06-27 7:41:42 AM (2 comments) | Permalink

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Happy Monday, everybody. A few of our favorite headlines for last week, in case you missed any of them...

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2016-06-19 to Sat 2016-06-25:  Rome elects first female mayor in MMM years  Our first proof of time travel  Truck crash covers road in thousands of baby chickens. Owners desperately try to re-coop any losses  Wrong festival, dude  "A head that at this time has no name." Police: "I know his name"  Man uses bear spray on pig. Al Gore cries foul  Tourists put out fire in historic cathedral by splashing it with holy water, simultaneously saving the day and doing 2D4 damage to all nearby undead  Columbus, Ohio wins 2016 "Smart City Challenge". Immediately gets swirly from Akron and Youngstown  England votes to leave Scotland  How many bucks would a wood pile deduct if an erstwhile dump site sucked?  A Haiku battle. Between transit agencies. How much that job pay?

Sports:  Cavaliers win NBA championship, ending 52-year drought for city of Cleveland. Warriors vow to take it to the convention  He's not a good guy. He's not a bad guy. He's THE GUY... who just got suspended for violating the WWE Wellness Policy. BALEEDAT  Colon suffers bruising after taking hard comebacker up the middle

Geek:  "Come with me if you want to live"  Star Trek fan-film rules released by CBS & Paramount. Of course, they will be obeyed as faithfully as Kirk obeyed the Prime Directive  A dark vortex has appeared in the skies over Neptune, but don't worry. Unless it starts broadcasting a distress call

Entertainment:  Hannibal Burress joins the cast of "Spider Man: Homecoming," will protect NYC from Bill Cosby  Christie Brinkley is selling her 125-year-old mansion, although it doesn't look a day over 49  More casting details for Rogue One, including Mads Mikklesen, Alan Tudyk, and Riz Ahmed. Man, Star Wars character names are weird

Politics:  Utah GOP chair begs Trump not to be the first Republican presidential candidate to lose the state since 1964. Trump responds that he's not concerned how people in Europe vote  Trump campaign hires new director to manage his surrogates, except for Ivanka who Trump envisions in a hands-on role directly under him  Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb

Business:  Budweiser sued for bad taste  Goldman Sachs changes its hiring process, will now search more diverse universities for smug, entitled douchebags with an aversion to business ethics to join their team  Voters in the UK are shedding the pounds with this one simple trick
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2 Comments     (+0 »)
2016-06-27 12:01:24 PM  
Woot, got a HOTW (and I didn't even think it was HOTW-worthy)!
2016-06-27 07:43:03 PM  
The time travel one made me laugh like an a-hole at work. Good job whomever submitted that one.
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