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Noseless man caught in scentsless crime, an unexpected profit opportunity in the mobile stripper pole repair business, and 13-year old boy suffers Michelle Duggar Syndrome: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/29 - 6/4
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Good morning, my pretties. Happy Monday to you all.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2016-05-29 to Sat 2016-06-04:

img.fark.net  Mannford man escapes from western Oklahoma prison. Just another runner in the night

img.fark.net  Unexpected item in the bagging area

img.fark.net  Hacked road sign displays anti-Trump message. Big deal, a lot of road signs do that: "Stop," "Dip Ahead," "Slow Children"

img.fark.net  Church lady has dyed

img.fark.net  Goodness gracious

img.fark.net  13-year-old boy suffers from Michelle Duggar Syndrome after shark attack

img.fark.net  YMCA chief arrested. Sailor, construction worker inconsolable

img.fark.net  Noseless man sought in scentsless crime

img.fark.net  Parisians evacuating as flooding is causing the city to go in Seine

img.fark.net  Active shooter has been barricaded in SF Chinatown building for over an hour, costing landlord over $10,000 in rent so far

img.fark.net  HA HA Quaker bars may kill you


Sports:

img.fark.net  Alastair Cook becomes first Brit to score 10,000 lifetime runs in cricket. Not bad for a guy who was running back and forth between episodes of Masterpiece Theatre the whole time

img.fark.net  Florida Panthers unveil their new logo, and congratulations are in order to whichever fourth-grader designed it

img.fark.net  Johnny Manziel being sued for damages to a house in LA. Cleveland Browns told they can't join in on the suit since their house was already a disaster before he came along


Geek:

img.fark.net  Shimon the robot will provide soothing relief when the machines take over, and not by pushing your wheelchair down the stairs. In fact, forget we mentioned the wheelchair thing. Relax

img.fark.net  Scientists study rare disease that makes you believe you're dead, decide to name it "Nebraska"

img.fark.net  Girl with toes as long as fingers says they come in handy


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  Mirror's Edge is getting a TV adaptation/noiƚɒƚqɒbɒ VT ɒ ǫniƚƚɘǫ ƨi ɘǫbƎ ƨ'ɿoɿɿiM

img.fark.net  Chris Evans calls the new Top Gear a "hit." Think he's missing an "s" somewhere

img.fark.net  Finally, my traveling dancer pole repair business will show a profit


Politics:

img.fark.net  Feel the Johnson

img.fark.net  New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman calls Trump University "phony and heartless". Later he backtracked on the statement, says he didn't mean to include the "university" part

img.fark.net  Elizabeth Warren: "I'm a superdelegate and I don't believe in superdelegates" - and POOF she disappeared


Business:

img.fark.net  General Mills recalls 10 million pounds of flour, for all purposes and intents

img.fark.net  Facebook board will try to limit founder's control, die at the hands of the Jem'hadar

img.fark.net  Hostess recall due to unexpected nut residue in the Ding Dong
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