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Ground control to Major Fawn, see shells in Seychelles by the sea shore, and Baywatch star is now engaged to a girl nearly hoff his age: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/1 - 5/7
Posted by Unfreakable at 2016-05-09 7:38:54 AM (3 comments) | Permalink

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A lot of good headlines last week. Well done, submitters.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2016-05-01 to Sat 2016-05-07:

img.fark.net  Now that the nice weather is here again, here's how not to fark up three of the most common handyman DIY jobs. Or you can drink five beers, watch the first half of a relevant YouTube video and grab the chain saw, like always

img.fark.net  Workers in Spain unearth MCCC pounds of Roman coins

img.fark.net  UK nuclear power plant to be most expensive object on Earth, thus dethroning subby's ex-wife

img.fark.net  Mother Nature can only deal with so much DNA on her hands before things start to get messy. Here comes the science

img.fark.net  Looks like marriage to that Nickelback guy has taken its toll

img.fark.net  Repeat from 1985. Speeding driver found with drugs and $11K in cash. This is a

img.fark.net  ♫ Ground control to Major Fawn ♫

img.fark.net  Everybody around the world is equally bad at guessing the length of an average penis. Seriously, I don't know why you guys get so hung up on this. It's entirely possible to have decent sex with men under nine inches; they just need to be good at oral

img.fark.net  'Boaty McBoatface' to be renamed RRS Sir David Attenborough. Because sometimes the public votes for something totally asinine and you just have to put your foot down and say NO. Your move, Republicans

img.fark.net  Sting targets drug dealers as heroin overdose deaths increase. Rest of The Police are too busy to reunite

img.fark.net  East African Coral reefs struggling, now harder to see shells in Seychelles by the sea shore


Sports:

img.fark.net  NFL bans meat as a performance enhancing drug. William Perry's entire career considered one big asterisk

img.fark.net  Cavs set NBA record with 25 made three-pointers in stomping of Hawks. Last time people from Ohio laid waste to Atlanta like this, the Union won the Civil War

img.fark.net  Tom Brady releases a $200 cookbook, with a foreword by Peter King detailing the best uses for warm buttermilk


Geek:

img.fark.net  It appears that Craig Wright may not be the REAL Satoshi Nakamoto after all. The real Satoshi Nakamoto is now rumored to be retired and living like a king in Patagonia

img.fark.net  Huge trove of fossils found in Antarctica, including remnants of plesiosaurs, mosasaurs, a Siberian husky, multiple humans, and a detached head with eight spindly legs

img.fark.net  19th century commune leader believed sleeping around could lead to immortality. Subby's used that line many times and it rarely works


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  All right, stop, collaborate and listen: down in the sewers, the damp makes it glisten. Four bad dudes eating pizza nightly, taught by a rat who's old yet sprightly. Left in the 90s, my career is crap - that's why I'm making turtle rap

img.fark.net  Tupac Shakur's mother has died. Supposedly

img.fark.net  Baywatch star is now engaged to a girl nearly hoff his age


Politics:

img.fark.net  Carly Fiorina does an impression of her HP stock

img.fark.net  The Trump motorcade is now on Cruz control

img.fark.net  Phase two of the Kasich/Cruz coalition to be implemented this afternoon


Business:

img.fark.net  Hispanics will outspend Millennials by 2020, though there will be a lot of essays saying otherwise

img.fark.net  European Central Bank to remove the 500 Euro note, which is worth about $575, from circulation. Or as Greece calls that amount, the national budget

img.fark.net  Madison Square Garden posts wider Q3 loss, after NY Knicks' 3-point plan to winning goes awry
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3 Comments     (+0 »)
 
 
2016-05-09 07:53:54 AM  
Gotta say, since I live in Ohio, I like the Sherman reference the best. We could sure use Uncle Billy today.
 
2016-05-09 11:44:14 AM  

Speaker2Animals: Gotta say, since I live in Ohio, I like the Sherman reference the best. We could sure use Uncle Billy today.


I loved that thread, but I might be biased.
 
2016-05-09 11:59:37 AM  

UNC_Samurai: Speaker2Animals: Gotta say, since I live in Ohio, I like the Sherman reference the best. We could sure use Uncle Billy today.

I loved that thread, but I might be biased.


It was so very good.
 
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