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Suicide at golf course leaves hole in one, the problem with littoral lube failure, and being shot at by a man with a gnu: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/10 - 4/16
Posted by Unfreakable at 2016-04-18 11:56:11 AM (2 comments) | Permalink

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Happy Monday and a good week to you all. Enjoy some of last week's better samplings...

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2016-04-10 to Sat 2016-04-16:  Indiana Jones and the temple go boom  Jane Goodall to meet Canadian PM Trudeau, check him for fleas and nits  Democracy: Syria's business  Sailor takes on 12 labors to benefit war vets. Hercules impressed  Suicide at golf course leaves hole in one  Airline passenger tries to smuggle live birds in his pants, is caught live tweeting  Littoral lube failure proves costly for Navy, most relationships  Text-to-911 service goes live in Wayne County, allowing anyone who needs help to inform authorities that they're being shot at by a man with a gnu  Mass grave discovered may hold remains of those who died during the Cylon Conspiracy. I knew we shouldn't have trusted Anders to fly those ships into the sun  Palm Beach Zoo has an immediate opening for tiger keeper  Gay pride

Sports:  Warriors win their 72nd game of the season. Local hardware store is accused of gold spray paint price gouging  Jean-Luc Brassard quits as Canadian Olympic team's chef de mission, citing violations of Prime Directive  9.7, 9.7, 9.9, 9.8

Geek:  NASA take to Facebook to fight global warming denial. Relationship status: It's complicated  Apple reveals how long its devices typically last, which is irrelevant since you will buy the new version every year  Expendable crew module attached to space station for those red shirted crew members. Oh, "expandable." Never mind

Entertainment:  Prince makes an emergency landing due 2 flu  Coachella promoter looks to book a bunch of old guys into mega concert, to be called "The Catch Us Before 2016 Does" show  It's official: We know who wins in a battle between Batman v. Superman v. Deadpool

Politics:  Laura Bush throws support behind the best Republican left in the race for the White House  Nate Silver releases game sequel to Pandemic  The Donald Trump of newspapers endorses the New York Post of candidates

Business:  Southwest Airlines orders five full-flight simulators from CAE to train pilots, United will still continue to use planes parked on the tarmac to simulate real world conditions acquired for $39 million by Scripps. Purchase price could easily be paid in a lump sum, but instead will be split into two parts  Golfsmith goes after casual golfers in new ads celebrating truly terrible shots. Unfortunately they made the commercial before they had the chance to see Jordan Spieth playing the 12th hole at the Masters
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2 Comments     (+0 »)
2016-04-18 12:25:42 PM  
Hmm.....haven't seen any Cracked content for awhile....someone made out in that deal.
2016-04-18 02:26:10 PM  
Good, one of mine made it on there.
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