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Cops finger culprits of G-Spot shooting after long search, quick dick pic nicks chick, and the surprising comeback of exorcism is turning heads: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/27 - 4/2
Posted by Unfreakable at 2016-04-04 11:08:32 AM (3 comments) | Permalink

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Happy Monday, everybody. Welcome back to a new week.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2016-03-27 to Sat 2016-04-02:

img.fark.net  Research shows that birth control pill use is linked to fewer knee injuries in teen girls. And it's not for the reason that you think it is

img.fark.net  Police search for suspects in shooting at the G-Spot. Authorities report that they are having trouble locating them. Update: after some intense probing, cops finger their culprits

img.fark.net  Marco Pol..... Oh shiat

img.fark.net  *Click* quick dick pic nicks chick

img.fark.net  11 things Germany does better than anybody else. Trying to take over Europe surprisingly absent

img.fark.net  Scientists say new male contraceptive pill prevents pregnancy in rabbits. What the hell are these guys DOING in those labs?

img.fark.net  Womb with a brew

img.fark.net  Couple awakes to 400-pound bear licking their bedroom window. Same thing happened to me last time I got drunk at a pride parade

img.fark.net  Three people injured in head-on collision on Curry highway, naan killed

img.fark.net  91-year-old man is a member of his Texas neighborhood citizen patrol, says his main job is to look for people who exhibit suspicious behavior. Like being out on the streets after 7:30 at night

img.fark.net  The surprising comeback of exorcism is turning heads


Sports:

img.fark.net  Dale Earnhardt Jr: "I'm donating my brain to science". Science: "Yeah, we're good"

img.fark.net  America's first pro rugby league looks to attract millennials, will now to try include a joystick, touch screen and controller to the game

img.fark.net  Fan Duel, Draft Kings announce they will suspend all wagering on college sports after a meeting with the NCAA in which colleges expressed horror than anyone might be PROFITING off the athletic exhibitions staged by their amateur scholar-athletes


Geek:

img.fark.net  Study finds that people with severe ADHD

img.fark.net  Dating service matches people solely on their odor. All clients listed by rank

img.fark.net  Colon cancer discovered in an 18th century Hungarian mummy. And you thought your HMO was slow to approve getting a colonoscopy


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  Avicii says 2016 will be his last year hitting Macbook buttons in public

img.fark.net  William Shatner sued for placement of Captain's Log

img.fark.net  Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys arrested for choking a woman, unless something's f*cky


Politics:

img.fark.net  Miranda gives a warning that Puerto Rico's debt is soaring: the pain of a brain drain amplifies his mourning. Help could come Congressional, but San Juan is so ignorable, laments a Broadway professional in a Gray Lady editorial

img.fark.net  When Trump hires campaign staff, he's not hiring the best. He's hiring people that have lots of problems. They're bringing crime. They're getting arrested for battery in Florida.... And some, I assume, are good people

img.fark.net  George Mason law school to be renamed the Antonin Scalia School of Law or more succinctly ASSoL


Business:

img.fark.net  CBO lowers its budget deficit projection for 2016 by $10 billion. Which is what happens when Congress adjourns for their latest recess three minutes early

img.fark.net  JetBlue to takeover VirginAmerica in valueenhancing airlinemerger

img.fark.net  Tesla launches 'affordable' electric car. *Checks date* Yeah, right
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3 Comments     (+0 »)
 
 
2016-04-04 11:37:04 AM  
Good crop this week, some HOTY contenders for sure.
 
2016-04-04 11:39:46 AM  

doyner: Good crop this week, some HOTY contenders for sure.


I thought so, too.
 
2016-04-04 12:18:02 PM  
I like the Exorcism headline the best, to whoever Subby is when choosing a headline:

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