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Cops finger culprits of G-Spot shooting after long search, quick dick pic nicks chick, and the surprising comeback of exorcism is turning heads: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/27 - 4/2
Posted by Unfreakable at 2016-04-04 11:08:32 AM (3 comments) | Permalink

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Happy Monday, everybody. Welcome back to a new week.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2016-03-27 to Sat 2016-04-02:  Research shows that birth control pill use is linked to fewer knee injuries in teen girls. And it's not for the reason that you think it is  Police search for suspects in shooting at the G-Spot. Authorities report that they are having trouble locating them. Update: after some intense probing, cops finger their culprits  Marco Pol..... Oh shiat  *Click* quick dick pic nicks chick  11 things Germany does better than anybody else. Trying to take over Europe surprisingly absent  Scientists say new male contraceptive pill prevents pregnancy in rabbits. What the hell are these guys DOING in those labs?  Womb with a brew  Couple awakes to 400-pound bear licking their bedroom window. Same thing happened to me last time I got drunk at a pride parade  Three people injured in head-on collision on Curry highway, naan killed  91-year-old man is a member of his Texas neighborhood citizen patrol, says his main job is to look for people who exhibit suspicious behavior. Like being out on the streets after 7:30 at night  The surprising comeback of exorcism is turning heads

Sports:  Dale Earnhardt Jr: "I'm donating my brain to science". Science: "Yeah, we're good"  America's first pro rugby league looks to attract millennials, will now to try include a joystick, touch screen and controller to the game  Fan Duel, Draft Kings announce they will suspend all wagering on college sports after a meeting with the NCAA in which colleges expressed horror than anyone might be PROFITING off the athletic exhibitions staged by their amateur scholar-athletes

Geek:  Study finds that people with severe ADHD  Dating service matches people solely on their odor. All clients listed by rank  Colon cancer discovered in an 18th century Hungarian mummy. And you thought your HMO was slow to approve getting a colonoscopy

Entertainment:  Avicii says 2016 will be his last year hitting Macbook buttons in public  William Shatner sued for placement of Captain's Log  Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys arrested for choking a woman, unless something's f*cky

Politics:  Miranda gives a warning that Puerto Rico's debt is soaring: the pain of a brain drain amplifies his mourning. Help could come Congressional, but San Juan is so ignorable, laments a Broadway professional in a Gray Lady editorial  When Trump hires campaign staff, he's not hiring the best. He's hiring people that have lots of problems. They're bringing crime. They're getting arrested for battery in Florida.... And some, I assume, are good people  George Mason law school to be renamed the Antonin Scalia School of Law or more succinctly ASSoL

Business:  CBO lowers its budget deficit projection for 2016 by $10 billion. Which is what happens when Congress adjourns for their latest recess three minutes early  JetBlue to takeover VirginAmerica in valueenhancing airlinemerger  Tesla launches 'affordable' electric car. *Checks date* Yeah, right
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3 Comments     (+0 »)
2016-04-04 11:37:04 AM  
Good crop this week, some HOTY contenders for sure.
2016-04-04 11:39:46 AM  

doyner: Good crop this week, some HOTY contenders for sure.

I thought so, too.
2016-04-04 12:18:02 PM  
I like the Exorcism headline the best, to whoever Subby is when choosing a headline:

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