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Head stand by Sharapova, Sleepy endorses Grumpy to the dismay of Dopey, and cetaceans needed: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/6 - 3/12
Posted by Unfreakable at 2016-03-14 12:00:25 PM (1 comment) | Permalink

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A bit late today, but still here for you. Enjoy!

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2016-03-06 to Sat 2016-03-12:  To prevent sign thefts, town considers renaming Katie Crotch Road, taking all the fun out of drivers being warned that it's slippery when wet  Hottest new genre is 'cli-fi', fiction about the effect of global warming. Notable books include Barbara Kingsolver's "Flight Behavior," Nathaniel Rich's "Odds Against Tomorrow," and anything by the UN's Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change  Virginia about to end marriages for twelve year olds. Don't worry, she's still your sister  Museum offers to display a replica of Donald Trump's penis, despite being short-handed  Four elderly men have been sentenced for their roles in a daring Easter 2015 robbery of a jewelry store in the heart of London that netted almost $30 million . All four will be played by Michael Caine in the inevitable movie  Bundy protest rally scheduled for Thursday at the Las Vegas courthouse. I'm not saying everyone within 200 miles should drive down and wave dildos at them, but it'd be pretty funny if everyone within 200 miles drove down and waved dildos at them  Titty sprinkles  ISIS personnel files leaked. DAMMIT PAM  Cetaceans needed  Amazoff  Matthew 5:39

Sports:  Plane carrying NASCAR team makes emergency landing at Memphis International Airport, pit crew leaps out, has it back in the air in five seconds  Jury awards Erin Andrews $55 million, or approximately 5,500,000,000 Marriott points  Head stand by Sharapova

Geek:  Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl farts  Researchers claim they've found Confederate shipwreck. Surprisingly, the article is not about the Republican CPAC at all  Mercury's darkness comes from within, writes about it on Livejournal

Entertainment:  George Martin dead at 90. I guess we'll never get the ending to A Song of Ice and Fire  Kim Kardashian has her ass tweet for her  I don't always drink beer, but when I do I don't have to pretend to like Dos Equis anymore

Politics:  Turns out the finest, most luxurious steaks in the world are just bushmeat  Sleepy endorses Grumpy, to the dismay of Dopey  White House narrows search to three for U.S. Supreme Court. Now just need to pass the talent and swimsuit rounds before they get to the final

Business:  Uber explodes into Pakistan  Obama denies he let Wall Street off the hook. Mostly because when it comes to the crimes committed on Wall Street, no one has ever actually been on the hook  After a successful IPO, Bojangles stock has up and died
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