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Bulletproof furniture available in either duck down or hide, nuclear war declared on a frisbee golf course, and Ben Cur rides again: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 2/28 - 3/5
Posted by Unfreakable at 2016-03-07 10:54:03 AM (1 comment) | Permalink

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Happy Monday, everyone. Enjoy the headlines.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2016-02-28 to Sat 2016-03-05:

img.fark.net  Windmill collapses. Police say main suspect is a tall thin man wearing a barber's shaving basin as a helmet

img.fark.net  Meth use soars in Australia because statistically, meth is one of the things least likely to kill you in Australia

img.fark.net  Biologists predict 95 percent decline in Georgia bats. In their defense, the Braves can't really get much worse

img.fark.net  Murder case collapses in Omagh bomb trial. Thanks, Omagh bomber

img.fark.net  New bulletproof furniture available in either duck down or hide

img.fark.net  North Korea launches a devastating attack against their oldest foe

img.fark.net  Man taking selfies with gun fatally shoots himself. This is why you should take selfies with a camera

img.fark.net  Hospital announces operations are cancelled "because there is brown stuff running down the walls." You should have seen patients' faeces when they were told

img.fark.net  Ben Cur

img.fark.net  Burglars in monkey masks break into marijuana dispensary. Officials say the situation is evolving

img.fark.net  Lake? Whoah, be gone


Sports:

img.fark.net  NFL salary cap for 2016 will be $155 million. League will also increase the money set aside for concussion treatment and research to $79

img.fark.net  Denver Broncos thank Peyton Manning for his service and tell him to not let the door sack him on the way out

img.fark.net  Manning retirement speculation swirling, just like his junk in an unsuspecting trainer's face


Geek:

img.fark.net  Pentagon invites hackers to try to gain access to sensitive--Breaking: we're getting word that we've declared nuclear war on a frisbee golf course in Oklahoma

img.fark.net  If we want to find evidence of extraterrestrial life, we have to start thinking like aliens. No, not the anal probes, pull your pants back up

img.fark.net  Ten reasons to be an existentialist... as if it really matters


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  "NCIS" renewed for two more seasons of being the show that just happens to still be playing on the TV after your grandpa falls asleep watching "Jeopardy"

img.fark.net  Excited about the adaptation of Neil Gaiman's "American Gods" that's coming to HBO? Now, what if I told you Ian McShane is playing Mr. Wednesday? Yes, you can go change your pants now

img.fark.net  Will Smith and Jerry Bruckheimer have agreed to make "Bad Boys 3." Apparently, they both assume Martin Lawrence is desperate for work


Politics:

img.fark.net  Dr. Ben Carson will not participate in Thursday's GOP debate, which is not a change from any previous debate

img.fark.net  O/ \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o

img.fark.net  Bernie lures hen into Foxhouse


Business:

img.fark.net  JCPenney pulls off the best resurrection from the dead since that other JC

img.fark.net  Twitter has now lost $2 billion over the past ten years, surpassing the old record held by Pets.com

img.fark.net  Airports at Harrisburg and Newark have the highest ticket prices. Apparently people will pay whatever it takes to get out of Pennsylvania and New Jersey
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2016-03-07 01:41:00 PM  
Whoever wrote the Omagh bomber headline, I salute you for one of my favorite memes being used creatively.
 
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