If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
Pope weighs in on condoms vs. a little head, 404-carat diamond not found in Angola, and after the spanking, the aural sex: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 2/14 - 2/20
Posted by Unfreakable at 2016-02-22 11:06:28 AM (2 comments) | Permalink
More: FarkBlog, Massive 404-carat diamond, Forest University scientists, German shorthaired pointer, related news, Kirk Cousins break, living body parts, Darwin Awards death, Ideal Gas Law
• • •
1601 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Feb 2016 at 11:23 AM (3 years ago) | | share: more»
Share this link:
Article Comments close
A new week, some new Headline of the Year candidates.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2016-02-14 to Sat 2016-02-20:
Sniper bullet decapitates ISIS executioner as he teaches recruits how to behead prisoners. It's like BRAAAAIIIINS on your training DAAAAAYYY
Tardy sharks arrive in Florida. But honestly, where else would sharks like that go?
Scientists discover "stoner gene." Hah, I know that dude
Massive 404-carat diamond not found in Angola
Assembled crowd goes wild for German shorthaired pointer. This is not a repeat from World War II
ᴴᵃᶫᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒʳᶫᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ˢʰᵒʳᵗ ˢᶦᵍʰᵗᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ²⁰⁵⁰
The Pope says that using condoms is better than getting a little head
Italian 'coffee king' buried in coffee pot. Must be one of the perks
Another search underway by principals who caught Syed
Texas officials became immediately suspicious of town's water when they realized it was black
Kim Jong-un's nuclear tests might make North Korea's volcano erupt. Scientists predict it could be the most impressive Darwin Awards death ever
Roger Goodell takes a pay cut to a measly $34 million, still doesn't understand the Ideal Gas Law
Washington Redskins and Kirk Cousins break off contract negotiations. I haven't seen Cousins in DC quit talking like that since Eleanor found out about Lucy Mercer
Leo Komarov'shiat on Ryan McDonagh earns him three games away from the Maple Leafs. Subby thought suspensions were supposed to be a bad thing
Wake Forest University scientists print living body parts. In related news, the school has decided to award an honorary degree this year to Cher
And after the spanking, the aural sex
Astronomers discover a black hole 21 billion times as massive as the Sun. Scientists vote to officially name it, 'Yo Mama'
Vanity 6 feet under
Pizza Hut offers Kanye a job to get a start on the $53M. Kanye soon to be rolling in dough
Susan Sarandon supports Bernie Sanders because she doesn't vote with her vagina, which is probably a good thing because it would really leave the voting lever moist
It's twue, it's twue. The Pwesident is going to Havana
Even Google is beginning to think Ted Cruz might be the Zodiac Killer, an allegation, you will note, he has never denied, not even once
Former Treasury Secretary says it's time to get rid of the $100 bill, saying it would make life tougher for criminals. Except for the fact that most big criminals do all their dealings through stocks, bonds, commodities
KFC executive says the chain is going through "re-Colonelization", which must explain why their Colonels are regenerating faster than the average incarnation of Doctor Who
Hedge fund founder Kenneth Griffin just dropped half a billion dollars on two paintings, one by Jackson Pollock the other by Willem de Kooning, surpassing his previous most expensive art acquisition, a performance art piece called "Romney 2012"
· · ·
This thread is closed to new comments.