Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
Rump pumps Trump, an epidemic of hallucinating coyotes, and a satellite view of Charlie Sheen's nightstand: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 1/24 - 1/30
Posted by Unfreakable at 2016-02-01 9:38:17 AM (0 comments) | Permalink

•       •       •

1043 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Feb 2016 at 9:40 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Happy Monday, everybody. Enjoy some of the better headlines from last week.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2016-01-24 to Sat 2016-01-30:

img.fark.net  Possible piece of MH370 found in Thailand. That or just a random chunk of metal. Regardless, CNN has already started masturbating furiously

img.fark.net  Detroit Police seeking woman with dementia. Hell, give it a couple of years and they'll be able to get all they want from Flint

img.fark.net  British explorer becomes first man to cross 97% of Antarctic alone

img.fark.net  Grand jury sucks the life out of Center for Medical Progress

img.fark.net  Rare giraffe spotted. To be fair, though, they're all spotted

img.fark.net  Nine-year-old collects Barbie dolls for homeless girls her age. No Barbie dollhouses please...it would be mean to rub it in like that

img.fark.net  Stoned, hallucinating coyotes may be terrorizing California drivers, buying unsafe ACME products

img.fark.net  Police kick in opera singer's door after confusing singing with screaming, tell him to immediately leave the aria

img.fark.net  Man reunited with prized canoe after serious oar deal

img.fark.net  Scientists say wisdom teeth removal rarely necessary. An wu hell me hat NOW??

img.fark.net  China to pay Ecuador $80 million for Amazon prime


Sports:

img.fark.net  If the Chargers go to LA, Oakland is ready to move the Raiders to San Diego, a city that's already proven itself to be accepting of supporters in ridiculous cosplay outfits

img.fark.net  Great googly moogly

img.fark.net  Johnny Manziel under investigation for altercation with ex-girlfriend. Authorities take the allegations seriously, though they find it hard to believe a Cleveland Brown could beat anyone


Geek:

img.fark.net  Deep Thought challenged Kasparov, then Deep Blue defeated Kasparov. Now Deep Mind has defeated a Go champion. Soon, we'll be in Deep Sh---

img.fark.net  After Winter Storm Jonas hit, NASA photos from space reveal the entire East Coast looked like Charlie Sheen's nightstand

img.fark.net  Scientists are now closer to finding the cause of schizophrenia. They would have solved it already but only work late at night, in a hidden location, away from the people trying to steal it from them


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  David Duchovny receives star on Hollywood Walk of Fame, or maybe it's just a distraction to cover up the truth about the aliens who are working with the reverse vampires to create a new breed of super celebrity that will take over all the stars

img.fark.net  2016 continues to take its toll on the entertainment world

img.fark.net  Kevin Hart named as a presenter at this year's Oscars, also nominated as Best Short Subject


Politics:

img.fark.net  Anthony Weiner says he "wouldn't be surprised" if Bernie Sanders won Iowa and New Hampshire, before going on to ask if anyone would like to see his penis

img.fark.net  Rump pumps Trump

img.fark.net  Bloomberg reports FBI investigation of Hillary is more advanced than thought, and could be "cataclysmic for Secretary Clinton if Senator Sanders is still alive", forgetting what tactics Hillary can Foster when cornered


Business:

img.fark.net  Twitter loses four important characters

img.fark.net  Darth Vader's son takes control of Sky, begins construction of Death Star that can only move further to the right

img.fark.net  CEO of Takata to offer his resignation, is now afraid that his golden parachute will fail to deploy
· · ·

0 Comments     (+0 »)
 
 
Displayed 0 of 0 comments

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking





On Twitter




In Other Media
Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report