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Using a hemi for bait, affluenza outbreak quarantined, and DA finds probable Cos for prosecution: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 12/27 - 1/2
Posted by Unfreakable at 2016-01-04 11:18:30 AM (2 comments) | Permalink

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Will be announcing the winners of Fark's Headline of the Year contest for 2015 later today. Cheers

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2015-12-27 to Sat 2016-01-02:

img.fark.net  Biblical scholar suggests that due to an unfortunate mistranslation in the Bible, God did not create Eve from Adam's rib but rather from his penis. Dick move, God

img.fark.net  Affluenza outbreak quarantined

img.fark.net  The cure for cancer is in your own hands

img.fark.net  Three killed in Killington crash. If only they had gone to Livingston

img.fark.net  OMG they've arrested Carrot Top

img.fark.net  Man trying to climb NYC's Four Seasons hotel makes it past summer, winter and spring

img.fark.net  2015 mullet season catch is down drastically. Next time, use a Hemi for bait

img.fark.net  Address Hotel in Dubai on fire. Firefighters searching for location

img.fark.net  New York man crushed to death by falling elevator on New Year's Eve. Otis the season

img.fark.net  Anybody Butt Rump

img.fark.net  ♫ Shot in the crotch, and who's to blame? You're a eunuch now, from bad aim ♫


Sports:

img.fark.net  Knicks forward Cleanthony Early hospitalized after an opponent takes a shot during an attempted steal

img.fark.net  The last time Spartans lost this badly, their empire fell apart

img.fark.net  First Trapper, now Hawkeye


Geek:

img.fark.net  Red 5 runs out of green. Employees are blue, purplexed, and taking umberage

img.fark.net  Scientists sequence first Irish DNA, report amino chain is B-E-G-O-R-R-A-H

img.fark.net  Humpback whales slow to arrive in Hawaii. Damn shoddy Klingon engineering


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  Ke$ha's new band is called Yeast Infection. That girl just keeps coming back

img.fark.net  God is dead

img.fark.net  Arrest warrant issued for famous actor/comedian - DA found Probable Cos


Politics:

img.fark.net  New spending bill lets government robocall Bernie Sanders supporters

img.fark.net  Judge issues...rulings against abortion clinics after secret video showed...evidence that crime had occurred, as Planned Parenthood clearly did...engage in the sale of fetal tissue for profit

img.fark.net  Martin O'Malley held event in Iowa and only one person showed up. In other news, Martin O'Malley actually has one supporter (maybe)


Business:

img.fark.net  Whole Foods to pay $500,000 in overcharging settlement. Well, that takes care of one customer

img.fark.net  Foursquare now Twoline, soon to be One.point

img.fark.net  Ever wonder why Chipotle serves their burritos wrapped in aluminum foil?
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2 Comments     (+0 »)
 
 
2016-01-04 11:30:47 AM  
Gotta love a Hemi
 
2016-01-04 11:39:32 AM  
I'm back! Sorry about your loss, Spartans.
 
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