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Workers suffering from Claustrophobia, Kim Dotcom closer to US Dotgov, and nothing of interest in Bland death: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 12/20 - 12/26 (and Headline of the Year contest update)
Posted by Unfreakable at 2015-12-28 11:40:40 AM (2 comments) | Permalink

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One quick note for everybody: the first HEADLINE OF THE YEAR contest is heading your way today, with the rest coming by Wednesday to wrap up the year.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2015-12-20 to Sat 2015-12-26:

img.fark.net  Name the worst mistake a pageant host can make. SURVEY SAYS ______________

img.fark.net  Call Mr Plowed, that's my name. That name again is Mr Plowed

img.fark.net  An armed robber dressed as Father Christmas climbed through the window of a drive-through KFC restaurant before fleeing with cash. Staff are now suffering from claustrophobia

img.fark.net  Suspect identified in Paris attack

img.fark.net  Grand jury finds nothing of interest in Bland death

img.fark.net  Deal made on Craigslist to sell a video game console turns into a first-person shooter

img.fark.net  Kim Dotcom one hop closer to US Dotgov

img.fark.net  Man found alive after being buried for 67 hours by landslide in China, said to have enjoyed how easy it was to breathe under there

img.fark.net  School district who fired lunch lady offers her job back for free or reduced damage control

img.fark.net  Taekwondo instructor knocks out 5-year-old student. FLAWLESS VICTORY

img.fark.net  Twas the day before Christmas / and all through the mall / people were ducking for cover / as police shoot a gunman, y'all


Sports:

img.fark.net  NFL can't remember promising to fund concussion research

img.fark.net  Jets sign WR who stood outside Texans' practice facility with "Will run routes for food" sign, will make team if he's good enough at committing drive-killing holding penalties

img.fark.net  ♪♪ Ta-king hu-man growth hor-mone ♪♪


Geek:

img.fark.net  Theoretical computer science community creaming their Dockers over new quasi-polynomial-time algorithm that solves long-standing blind-taste-test protocol for any NP-complete graph isomorphism problem

img.fark.net  Lions have been added to the world's endangered species list. The causes are habitat destruction, disease, overall improvement of the NFC North

img.fark.net  Scientists have found a circuit in the brain that wakes you up quickly. Said to be triggered by the "Horka Horka Horka Aaack" of a cat throwing up


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  ♪ Who can take some roofies, mix 'em in your drink, rape you while unconscious and leave your mind a blank? The Cosby Man. Oh, the Cosby Man can ♫

img.fark.net  Star Wars fan enraged by friend posting spoilers online threatens to shoot first

img.fark.net  Bahamas man accused of hacking celebrities, stealing movie scripts and sex tapes, letting the dogs out


Politics:

img.fark.net  Bernie Sanders won the debate, defeated the DNC, crushed Trump, ran the mile in under 10 seconds and became Miss Universe

img.fark.net  Graham's rivals scramble to pick up his supporter

img.fark.net  Bill Clinton's first home damaged in suspected arson. Republican leaders vow they won't rest until they find out exactly what Hillary's e-mails and Benghazi have to do with this


Business:

img.fark.net  Canadians expected to smoke 1,425,600 kg of weed per year, double that if Seth Rogen moves back

img.fark.net  Yuan to buy an African economy for $40 million? Xi does

img.fark.net  Former chairman of Chinese business newspaper gets 4 years in prison for extorting payments from businesses to avoid negative coverage. Apparently the Chinese will copy anything, even Yelp's business model
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2 Comments     (+0 »)
 
 
2015-12-28 12:07:10 PM  
I'm back, baby!
 
2015-12-28 12:08:36 PM  
I must have missed the last quarter contest.
 
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