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Stripper season returns, paying attention when your dog börks, and new Everest needs lhotse work: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/29 - 12/5
Posted by Unfreakable at 2015-12-07 8:53:10 AM (2 comments) | Permalink
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Just a heads-up that Headline of the Year preliminary voting threads were in full force since week before last and will be continuing this week. It's too late for those, but more threads are on their way this week for y'all. TFers: Keep an eye on TFD.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2015-11-29 to Sat 2015-12-05:  ♫ Chim-chimney, chim-chimney, chim-chim cheroo, bungling burglar gets roasted in flue ♫  My hand takes possession of your bare thigh, the points of my fingernails pressing deliberately into your flesh. "This is Cyber Monday, you know," I whisper urgently  Rabbit Season. Duck Season. Rabbit Season. Duck Season. Rabbit Season. Stripper Season. Rabbit S-- wait, what?  Slowly he churned... step by step... inch by inch  International team of nuns ditch their habits to start dressing like prostitutes in an attempt to rescue women. Wait, I've seen this video  Alert Swedish dog saves couple from house fire, showing why you should always pay attention when your dog börks  MSNBC's Brian Williams off the air for several days after back surgery to fix herniated disc he sustained after lifting a Ford F250 off a trapped toddler. In Fallujah. During the Arab Revolt of 1916  Man dumps girlfriend of 15 years and starts seeing their roommate. Raise your hand if you think this story ends well. No, not the hand with the knife  MTV dubs the post-Millennial generation "The Founders," who will bring order to the Alpha Quadrant  ♫ One million bottles of beer are recalled, one million bottles of beer. You take one down, pass it around, Nine hundred ninety-nine thousand nine hundred ninety-nine bottles of beer are recalled ♪  Stolen circumcision ambulance found after tip-off

Sports:  Navy Midshipmen will wear helmets this week decorated with B-2 through B-7 and A2-B2-C2-D2  As Kobe returns home, his old coach urges Philadelphia to give him proper sendoff. So, throw batteries and vomit on him?  The 49ers head office is in chaos... well more chaos than normal

Geek:  Google Glass may return as a monocle. Which is great news if you also carry a cane, wear a top hat and work for Planters  Physicists show that skyrmions exist, then they took an arrow to the knee  New helium filled hard drive increases capacity, but sounds funny

Entertainment:  Ice-T and Coco welcome baby girl, which they gave a surprisingly normal, non-beverage name  Pamela Anderson agrees to do Playboy's final nude pictorial. Sorry, Betty White fans  Actor Robert Loggia has died. That's "R" as in Robert Loggia. "O" as in "Oh my god, Robert Loggia has died." "B" as in "By God, It's Robert Loggia's obituary"

Politics:  Desperate religious extremist runs amok during Ben Carson's meeting with Syrian refugees in Jordan, but the refugees put up with the doctor as best they can  Scotland's SNP will vote against air strikes in Syria, preferring instead to drop screaming men with broadswords and no underwear to "show them what's what"  Turkish court not sure if comparing President Erdogan to Gollum is insulting, although there is precedent in the 16th century case involving Saruman the Magnificent

Business:  New Amazon drone unveiled by Jeremy Clarkson, who promptly crashed it into a steam powered caravan driven by Richard Hammond while James May tried to cross the Thames on a boat made out of two motorcycles and a Reliant Robin  Yahoo considering selling off core business. In other news: Yahoo has a core business  Ford's new Everest SUV looks like it needs lhotse work
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2 Comments     (+0 »)
2015-12-07 10:37:33 AM  
Made the cut this week.  Sweet!

/rabbit season
2015-12-07 02:37:36 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Made the cut this week.  Sweet!

/rabbit season

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