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Stripper season returns, paying attention when your dog börks, and new Everest needs lhotse work: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/29 - 12/5
Posted by Unfreakable at 2015-12-07 8:53:10 AM (2 comments) | Permalink
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Just a heads-up that Headline of the Year preliminary voting threads were in full force since week before last and will be continuing this week. It's too late for those, but more threads are on their way this week for y'all. TFers: Keep an eye on TFD.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2015-11-29 to Sat 2015-12-05:

img.fark.net  ♫ Chim-chimney, chim-chimney, chim-chim cheroo, bungling burglar gets roasted in flue ♫

img.fark.net  My hand takes possession of your bare thigh, the points of my fingernails pressing deliberately into your flesh. "This is Cyber Monday, you know," I whisper urgently

img.fark.net  Rabbit Season. Duck Season. Rabbit Season. Duck Season. Rabbit Season. Stripper Season. Rabbit S-- wait, what?

img.fark.net  Slowly he churned... step by step... inch by inch

img.fark.net  International team of nuns ditch their habits to start dressing like prostitutes in an attempt to rescue women. Wait, I've seen this video

img.fark.net  Alert Swedish dog saves couple from house fire, showing why you should always pay attention when your dog börks

img.fark.net  MSNBC's Brian Williams off the air for several days after back surgery to fix herniated disc he sustained after lifting a Ford F250 off a trapped toddler. In Fallujah. During the Arab Revolt of 1916

img.fark.net  Man dumps girlfriend of 15 years and starts seeing their roommate. Raise your hand if you think this story ends well. No, not the hand with the knife

img.fark.net  MTV dubs the post-Millennial generation "The Founders," who will bring order to the Alpha Quadrant

img.fark.net  ♫ One million bottles of beer are recalled, one million bottles of beer. You take one down, pass it around, Nine hundred ninety-nine thousand nine hundred ninety-nine bottles of beer are recalled ♪

img.fark.net  Stolen circumcision ambulance found after tip-off


Sports:

img.fark.net  Navy Midshipmen will wear helmets this week decorated with B-2 through B-7 and A2-B2-C2-D2

img.fark.net  As Kobe returns home, his old coach urges Philadelphia to give him proper sendoff. So, throw batteries and vomit on him?

img.fark.net  The 49ers head office is in chaos... well more chaos than normal


Geek:

img.fark.net  Google Glass may return as a monocle. Which is great news if you also carry a cane, wear a top hat and work for Planters

img.fark.net  Physicists show that skyrmions exist, then they took an arrow to the knee

img.fark.net  New helium filled hard drive increases capacity, but sounds funny


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  Ice-T and Coco welcome baby girl, which they gave a surprisingly normal, non-beverage name

img.fark.net  Pamela Anderson agrees to do Playboy's final nude pictorial. Sorry, Betty White fans

img.fark.net  Actor Robert Loggia has died. That's "R" as in Robert Loggia. "O" as in "Oh my god, Robert Loggia has died." "B" as in "By God, It's Robert Loggia's obituary"


Politics:

img.fark.net  Desperate religious extremist runs amok during Ben Carson's meeting with Syrian refugees in Jordan, but the refugees put up with the doctor as best they can

img.fark.net  Scotland's SNP will vote against air strikes in Syria, preferring instead to drop screaming men with broadswords and no underwear to "show them what's what"

img.fark.net  Turkish court not sure if comparing President Erdogan to Gollum is insulting, although there is precedent in the 16th century case involving Saruman the Magnificent


Business:

img.fark.net  New Amazon drone unveiled by Jeremy Clarkson, who promptly crashed it into a steam powered caravan driven by Richard Hammond while James May tried to cross the Thames on a boat made out of two motorcycles and a Reliant Robin

img.fark.net  Yahoo considering selling off core business. In other news: Yahoo has a core business

img.fark.net  Ford's new Everest SUV looks like it needs lhotse work
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2 Comments     (+0 »)
 
 
2015-12-07 10:37:33 AM  
Made the cut this week.  Sweet!

/rabbit season
 
2015-12-07 02:37:36 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Made the cut this week.  Sweet!

/rabbit season


*chairshot*
 
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