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ISIS fighters in Raqqa see a Mirage, Estr Ni Eacep, and Korean military service is on fleek, son. A few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/15 - 11/21
Posted by Unfreakable at 2015-11-23 11:23:21 AM (3 comments) | Permalink
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Welcome back to a new week of the insanity, everybody. Just a heads up that we had our first Headline of the Year preliminary contest last week, and will have one today, tomorrow and Wednesday. If you like the contests, your TF will come in handy.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2015-11-15 to Sat 2015-11-21:  ISIS fighters in Raqqa see a Mirage  Crystal Lake man ch-ch-ch-ch-ah-ah-ah-ah-arged with animal cruelty  ISIS has a 24 hour help desk for terrorists. Representative. Representative. REPRESENTATIVE  Like, oh Magog, ISIS is totally Syria about Armageddon  First-ever Taco Bell restaurant is saved from wrecking ball and will be moved across Southern California, cementing the chain's place in great movements  TSA to eliminate all the juice  It's snot news, it's Fark  I'm not saying Yorkshire folk have strange eating habits, but last year they found a hand grenade, a Hoppity Hop, and a whole dismantled greenhouse in the sewer system  Estr Ni Eacep  Baltimore Mayor: Refugees are welcome here. Refugees: Well, Syria wasn't *that* bad  Armed terrorists gather at Texas mosque

Sports:  The Dallas Cowboys realizing that football is a young man's game release Brandon Weeden. On the plus side it gives him more time to spend with his grandchildren  In golf news, Bae begins 21-month mandatory military service. Yaaaaas. Korean military service is on fleek, son. Basic as hell. Totes not random. Bye Felicia  Cincinnati Bengals owner says he 'regrets' Carson Palmer leaving the team on bad terms. Although it was preferable to the way other players depart - in handcuffs and leg irons

Geek:  There could be a whole new type of alien life form living inside our guts. Game over, man  Obfuscation index utilized in consideration of dissimulated jargon intended to complexify substandard statistical data outcomes  Scientists discover humans share most of their DNA with a creepy ocean worm, finally find an explanation for Ted Cruz

Entertainment:  Charlie Sheen isn't just sure he's got a secret medical condition, he's HIV positive  Michael Moore advocates the further mistreatment of Syrian refugees by offering to have them move in with him  Man who shot up Little Wayne's tour bus will spend twenty years in prison, presumably for missing

Politics:  Texas GOP lawmaker: We can't let Syrian refugees into our state, because our lax gun laws make it too easy to... I haven't really thought this whole thing out. I'm going to shut up now  Donald Trump repeats call to inspect mosques for signs of terrorism, says any building is suspicious that doesn't have a large sign with big block letters saying "Trump"  Republican Matt Moon seems to think that Islamists don't have anything else better to do than Islamify Missouri. Hell, we can't even Americanize Missouri

Business:  Setting sun  Taco Bell announces switch to cage-free eggs, removal of artificial colors and flavors by end of 2016, leading to doubts as to what, if anything, will be left on their menu  Lockheed Martin moves one step closer to making a Helicarrier. Still unsure of their relation to HYDRA
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2015-11-23 11:30:33 AM  
Just a quick reminder for those of you that like voting in the Headline of the Year preliminaries on Totalfark, the first one was last week ( and I'm planning on doing three more (today, tomorrow and Weds) before Thanksgiving gets here.
2015-11-23 01:58:38 PM  
Lotta fairly short ones this week.  Guess sometimes less IS more.
2015-11-23 02:37:13 PM  
I was sort of upset my headline for Bob Gunton's birthday didn't make it.
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