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A more artistic facepalm, actor from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre now lies stihl, and soap opera star loses role in One Life To Live: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/8 - 11/14
Posted by Unfreakable at 2015-11-16 11:55:47 AM (5 comments) | Permalink

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Headline of the Year preliminary contests start up this week, y'all (in Totalfark). Gird thyselves accordingly...

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2015-11-08 to Sat 2015-11-14:  Target says shopping on Thanksgiving is now a tradition. Sorry Target but eating too much turkey and all the foods that go with it, avoiding certain relatives and rooting against the Dallas Cowboys are Thanksgiving traditions  Using public transportation makes you healthier. Because if your immune system can withstand the kind of bacterial assault inflicted upon by the unwashed heathen who rely on public transportation, it can withstand anything  A new blood test can spot 'hidden' aggressive prostate cancer tumours by analysing proteins and genes, according to scientists who have given it the thumbs up  Danish politicians call for 'animal police,' raising the terrible specter of having your door kicked in at 2 AM by jack-booted Basset Hounds  Woman finds kidney donor through Tinder.'s BDSM sure is kinky  Marvel unveils new adult-oriented comic book bedding sets done in black and white. But they don't make them bigger than full size because your spouse will never go for it  Balding French Jihadist arrested during hair transplant in Turkey. Meanwhile, here in the US, we let people with bad hair who want to destroy civilization run for President  Anonymous donor gives $10 million to public radio, will soon receive world's largest tote bag  British Member of Parliament calls for hedgehog to replace lion as national symbol. Parliament puzzled by entity with all the pricks on the outside  Hyndburn has been named the 'fly-tipping' capital of England. How they can sneak up on the little devils is still a mystery

Sports:  Hicks join Yanks in the oddest pairing since the Civil War  Andrew Luck's injuries are consistent with those who have been in a car crash, trainwreck, a member of the Detroit Lions  MLB sues over big, hulking super mutant's likeness in Fallout 4

Geek:  Heisenberg's hat is in the Smithsonian, but its velocity is unknown  Scientists find evidence that humans have been using bee products like honey and wax for at least 8,500 years and may have been keeping bees nearly that long-a practice believed to have originated with the ow Ow OW goddammit OW tribe of central Africa  Archaeologist Sarah Parcak receives $1 million TED prize, says her career is in ruins

Entertainment:  Leatherface from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre found dead, his body laying Stihl  Soap opera star loses starring role in One Life To Live  Lindsay Lohan posts pic of herself dressed as Sharon Tate on Charles Manson's birthday, raising concern that she's been hacked

Politics:  Ted Cruz: "Any president who doesn't begin every day on his knees isn't fit to be commander-in-chief." Well, that's one way to repay the Koch brothers' campaign money, Senator  Ben Carson says he would not abort baby Hitler, but claims he might try to stab adolescent Hitler later on during Perspectives 301 class at West Point  Americans' disapproval of Congress reaches a 41-year low at 86%. Political experts are shocked...that there are 14% of people who think that Congress is doing a good job

Business:  Unknown company tries to buyout Apache for $18 billion. In an ironic twist, Apache circles the wagons and fends off the outside aggressors  New McDonald's smart menu boards will now recommend ordering choices according to the weather. Hamburger temperature to be lowered to a moderate 55 degrees, and dry  Pizza Hut debuts triple decker pizza box with pizza, breadsticks and dessert. Anyone who finishes the whole meal will get the fourth box which fits into the back of a hearse
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5 Comments     (+0 »)
2015-11-16 12:08:12 PM  
2015-11-16 12:36:10 PM  
Yay, I made one!
And "arrow" hit the list!
2015-11-16 01:12:21 PM  
It's an odd day in Fark's HOTW when I pull off 2/3 of the Sports headlines and none of the Politics headlines
2015-11-16 01:37:56 PM  
Serious talent this week.

/OW goddammit my fave.
//several very very close behind.
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2015-11-16 09:05:53 PM  
I missed the Lohan headline because I don't pay much attention to Entertainment. That was funny.
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