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Men unable to find clitoris festival, a Franken-Stein monster, and four minutes of pure hell: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/1 - 11/6
Posted by Unfreakable at 2015-11-09 7:35:25 AM (3 comments) | Permalink
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As I mentioned last week, we'll be kicking off the first of the Headline of the Year preliminaries this week on Totalfark. If you want to have your vote heard early, you're going to want to get TF if you don't already have it.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2015-11-01 to Sat 2015-11-06:

img.fark.net  Briton smashes record for longest continuous ironing session by a man. That must have been four minutes of pure hell

img.fark.net  Nigerian painter wins $50,000 award, according to an e-mail I just received

img.fark.net  Town in Galicia celebrates 'Clitoris Festival,' confusing many men who don't know where Galicia is, either

img.fark.net  Study shows owning puppies and ponies lowers the risk of asthma in kids. Scientist who prepared the study suspected to be a child in a long lab coat standing on the shoulders of another child

img.fark.net  Finally, America will have a place where youths can try to kill each other. You know, other than schools, churches, shopping malls

img.fark.net  Pew poll finds people are using them less

img.fark.net  Virginia Zoo elephants moving to Miami and will be replaced with rhinos, jut like the rest of the GOP

img.fark.net  Wife uses toilet seat to assault her husband. When finished she courteously remembers to put down the lid

img.fark.net  Using topless models to sell things is nothing new but using them to sell coffins seems a bit much, especially since the customers are already stiff

img.fark.net  For first time ever in New Zealand, surgeon reattaches duck's fractured beak. No word on who gets the bill

img.fark.net  The twenty-five most influential beards of all time. Missing from the list: Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes


Sports:

img.fark.net  How difficult is it to throw an NFL record-tying 7 TD passes in a game? Apparently, it's a Brees

img.fark.net  Ask not for whom the Bell tolls. Because he's blown a knee

img.fark.net  Arrest records of Detroit Lions new OC Jim Bob Cooter have mysteriously vanished. Team claims disappearance on the fact that in the southern states "Jim Bob Cooter" is pretty much the equivalent of "John Doe"


Geek:

img.fark.net  Today is George Boole's birthday. Either you know about it (1), or you don't (0)

img.fark.net  Study may have found evidence of parallel universes, cooler goatees

img.fark.net  Physicists use light to create Hilbert's Hotel with infinite rooms. Gideons declare emergency


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  This business will no longer get out of control

img.fark.net  United Nations called upon to stop a madman who has caused the suffering of millions

img.fark.net  Bindi Irwin's contract for Dancing With the Stars denied because judge needs proof her dad is dead. That's got to sting


Politics:

img.fark.net  "Senator Franken wants to flip the Senate" Maybe he can convince Jill Stein to run for Senate. Then it'd truly be a (•_•) ( •_•)⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) Franken-Stein monster

img.fark.net  Bernie Sanders closer to Bush than originally suspected

img.fark.net  Egypt just bought 120,000 metric tons of wheat. Now where are they gonna put all that?


Business:

img.fark.net  If it's going to take that long, I think I'll stick with FedEx

img.fark.net  Kraft Heinz ... ... ... cuts ... ... ... 2,600 ... ... ... jobs ... ... ... closes ... ... ... seven ... ... ... plants

img.fark.net  Facebook more valuable than General Electric. Next target: Sheinhardt Wig Company
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3 Comments     (+0 »)
 
 
2015-11-09 09:29:47 AM  
The thread about the beards was legendary.  Great headline also.  zPlus one!
 
2015-11-09 10:28:35 AM  
Saturday was the 7th.
 
2015-11-09 11:51:09 AM  
Men unable to find clitoris festival

Didn't they ever watch the South Park movie? All they had to have was confidence because chicks dig confidence

/Oh how I love that move :)
 
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