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Men unable to find clitoris festival, a Franken-Stein monster, and four minutes of pure hell: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/1 - 11/6
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As I mentioned last week, we'll be kicking off the first of the Headline of the Year preliminaries this week on Totalfark. If you want to have your vote heard early, you're going to want to get TF if you don't already have it.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2015-11-01 to Sat 2015-11-06:
Briton smashes record for longest continuous ironing session by a man. That must have been four minutes of pure hell
Nigerian painter wins $50,000 award, according to an e-mail I just received
Town in Galicia celebrates 'Clitoris Festival,' confusing many men who don't know where Galicia is, either
Study shows owning puppies and ponies lowers the risk of asthma in kids. Scientist who prepared the study suspected to be a child in a long lab coat standing on the shoulders of another child
Finally, America will have a place where youths can try to kill each other. You know, other than schools, churches, shopping malls
Pew poll finds people are using them less
Virginia Zoo elephants moving to Miami and will be replaced with rhinos, jut like the rest of the GOP
Wife uses toilet seat to assault her husband. When finished she courteously remembers to put down the lid
Using topless models to sell things is nothing new but using them to sell coffins seems a bit much, especially since the customers are already stiff
For first time ever in New Zealand, surgeon reattaches duck's fractured beak. No word on who gets the bill
The twenty-five most influential beards of all time. Missing from the list: Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes
How difficult is it to throw an NFL record-tying 7 TD passes in a game? Apparently, it's a Brees
Ask not for whom the Bell tolls. Because he's blown a knee
Arrest records of Detroit Lions new OC Jim Bob Cooter have mysteriously vanished. Team claims disappearance on the fact that in the southern states "Jim Bob Cooter" is pretty much the equivalent of "John Doe"
Today is George Boole's birthday. Either you know about it (1), or you don't (0)
Study may have found evidence of parallel universes, cooler goatees
Physicists use light to create Hilbert's Hotel with infinite rooms. Gideons declare emergency
This business will no longer get out of control
United Nations called upon to stop a madman who has caused the suffering of millions
Bindi Irwin's contract for Dancing With the Stars denied because judge needs proof her dad is dead. That's got to sting
"Senator Franken wants to flip the Senate" Maybe he can convince Jill Stein to run for Senate. Then it'd truly be a (•_•) ( •_•)⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) Franken-Stein monster
Bernie Sanders closer to Bush than originally suspected
Egypt just bought 120,000 metric tons of wheat. Now where are they gonna put all that?
If it's going to take that long, I think I'll stick with FedEx
Kraft Heinz ... ... ... cuts ... ... ... 2,600 ... ... ... jobs ... ... ... closes ... ... ... seven ... ... ... plants
Facebook more valuable than General Electric. Next target: Sheinhardt Wig Company
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