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Scientists identify the "Donald Trump Phenomenon" in monkeys, Margate police mistaken for Bedrock law enforcement, and supporters can no longer "Feel the Chafe": a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/18 - 10/24
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Happy Monday, everybody! Enjoy the headlines.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2015-10-18 to Sat 2015-10-24:
Flintstone. Look for Flintstone. He's now wanted for street robbery. Near the town of Margate, where police are facing mockery
Good guy with a gun takes down a dangerous armed individual at a movie theater
Some people are saying you can name a brand-new butterfly species by winning a bid on eBay. Others think it's an urban moth
Further proof we live in a culture of violins
"Family: Bambi the dog races back into burning home for man, 69." To clarify, that's an age
A Wichita woman passed out on a ferris wheel when she realized the door was hanging open. Authorities say she's slowly coming round
Scientists say women struggling to conceive should do yoga. Pregnant you will be
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Chinese President Xi Jinping has been for a friendly pint in a pub with British leader David Cameron. Presumably at the Pigs Head Cock Inn
There is unrest in the forest / There is trouble with the trees / For the maples want more sunlight / And the oaks ignore their SCREAMS
Seabiscuit breaks another record
LeBron James could sit out the entire preseason because of a pain injection in his back. Apparently his back is still sore since the playoffs from teammates giving him the Heimlich maneuver
ESPN to cut 350 jobs, reduce Sportscenter to 23.5 hours per day
The Miami Hurricanes have officially been downgraded to a Tropical Depression
Scientists discover bees love caffeine and will do a special "waggle dance" to lead other bees to it. I guess it gives them a nice (•_•) / ( •_•)⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) buzz. YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Scientists find that the louder the monkey's calls, the smaller the monkey's balls. They have named this the "Donald Trump Phenomenon"
SETI SETI, who can I turn to? 8462852
Sesame Street introducing an autistic character. Wait, then what's Elmo?
Hank Baskett fumbles his reconciliation with Kendra Wilkinson
CeeLo Green wants to come back to "The Voice," surprised to hear so many folks respond with a familiar two-word answer
Fake Texan from Connecticut attacks fake Texan from Canada
Most obstructionist president ever? President Obama's veto of the Republican-supported defense authorization brings his veto count to five, the highest number ever recorded by an African-American president
Lincoln Chafee drops out of race after realizing that his "Feel the Chafe" slogan wasn't resonating with voters
Steel says Tata to Scoonthorpe
IBM changes to IOU
Star Wars ticket resellers ask $10,000 for opening night premiere, since it's not likely any Star Wars fan will need more than one ticket
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