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Scientists identify the "Donald Trump Phenomenon" in monkeys, Margate police mistaken for Bedrock law enforcement, and supporters can no longer "Feel the Chafe": a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/18 - 10/24
Posted by Unfreakable at 2015-10-26 10:45:02 AM (2 comments) | Permalink
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Happy Monday, everybody! Enjoy the headlines.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2015-10-18 to Sat 2015-10-24:

img.fark.net  Flintstone. Look for Flintstone. He's now wanted for street robbery. Near the town of Margate, where police are facing mockery

img.fark.net  Good guy with a gun takes down a dangerous armed individual at a movie theater

img.fark.net  Some people are saying you can name a brand-new butterfly species by winning a bid on eBay. Others think it's an urban moth

img.fark.net  Further proof we live in a culture of violins

img.fark.net  "Family: Bambi the dog races back into burning home for man, 69." To clarify, that's an age

img.fark.net  A Wichita woman passed out on a ferris wheel when she realized the door was hanging open. Authorities say she's slowly coming round

img.fark.net  Scientists say women struggling to conceive should do yoga. Pregnant you will be

img.fark.net  $ ( * )( * ) $ (.) (.) $ (@)(@) $ ( • )( • ) $ (©) (©)

img.fark.net  Chinese President Xi Jinping has been for a friendly pint in a pub with British leader David Cameron. Presumably at the Pigs Head Cock Inn

img.fark.net  There is unrest in the forest / There is trouble with the trees / For the maples want more sunlight / And the oaks ignore their SCREAMS

img.fark.net  Seabiscuit breaks another record


Sports:

img.fark.net  LeBron James could sit out the entire preseason because of a pain injection in his back. Apparently his back is still sore since the playoffs from teammates giving him the Heimlich maneuver

img.fark.net  ESPN to cut 350 jobs, reduce Sportscenter to 23.5 hours per day

img.fark.net  The Miami Hurricanes have officially been downgraded to a Tropical Depression


Geek:

img.fark.net  Scientists discover bees love caffeine and will do a special "waggle dance" to lead other bees to it. I guess it gives them a nice (•_•) / ( •_•)⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) buzz. YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH

img.fark.net  Scientists find that the louder the monkey's calls, the smaller the monkey's balls. They have named this the "Donald Trump Phenomenon"

img.fark.net  SETI SETI, who can I turn to? 8462852


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  Sesame Street introducing an autistic character. Wait, then what's Elmo?

img.fark.net  Hank Baskett fumbles his reconciliation with Kendra Wilkinson

img.fark.net  CeeLo Green wants to come back to "The Voice," surprised to hear so many folks respond with a familiar two-word answer


Politics:

img.fark.net  Fake Texan from Connecticut attacks fake Texan from Canada

img.fark.net  Most obstructionist president ever? President Obama's veto of the Republican-supported defense authorization brings his veto count to five, the highest number ever recorded by an African-American president

img.fark.net  Lincoln Chafee drops out of race after realizing that his "Feel the Chafe" slogan wasn't resonating with voters


Business:

img.fark.net  Steel says Tata to Scoonthorpe

img.fark.net  IBM changes to IOU

img.fark.net  Star Wars ticket resellers ask $10,000 for opening night premiere, since it's not likely any Star Wars fan will need more than one ticket
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2 Comments     (+0 »)
 
 
2015-10-26 01:33:02 PM  
Still no credit to Patton Oswalt on the "Feel the Chafe" joke?
 
2015-10-26 05:35:17 PM  
I'm just pleased to finally be able to read the boobies thread, the one that appeared on the main page for a while, just to tell you it was for total Farkers only. Which is fair enough I guess, but at the time, even the link was for total fark only, so I wasn't even able to see that.
 
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