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Dead crows littering streets of Spokane could be a murder, Baruch assault, and Orioles rookie goes from Triple-A to AAA: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 9/13 - 9/19
Posted by Unfreakable at 2015-09-21 9:36:09 AM (3 comments) | Permalink
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Happy Monday, everyone. Lots of great headlines this week (and a couple that I personally liked that didn't quite make the cut). Enjoy!

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2015-09-13 to Sat 2015-09-19:

img.fark.net  Oh shi... Klaatu Barada N... Necktie... Neckturn... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word

img.fark.net  Schwarzenegger to reinvent Terminator franchise next year

img.fark.net  Frat brothers face murder charges as hazing death is upgraded from Baruch assault; doo-pa-dee do

img.fark.net  British court sentences couple for performing sex acts on each other on a crowded train. They got off in Chelmsford

img.fark.net  Obama invites suspected bomber to the White House

img.fark.net  A plan to build dozens of six-hundred foot tall wind turbines has divided the town of Yates, NY. Half say they will cause health issues and lower house prices while the others are really big fans

img.fark.net  Pilot diverts a trans-Atlantic flight full of passengers for a single chili dog

img.fark.net  Abnormally aggressive skunk prompts rabies quarantine after biting woman, relentlessly pursuing cat with unfortunate stripe of paint

img.fark.net  No longer blinded by the fright, revved-up Ducey nabs his gunner in the night

img.fark.net  Dead crows litter streets of Spokane. Officials try to determine if it was a murder

img.fark.net  Drug lord transported heroin in Apple Jacks boxes, felt using Honey Smacks would be too obvious


Sports:

img.fark.net  NFL to reinstate Patriots equipment workers suspended for Deflategate. However, they won't be getting any back pay since they both are paid a flat salary

img.fark.net  Orioles rookie pitcher helps a fan change a flat tire, goes from Triple-A to AAA

img.fark.net  Just like the average Farker, Braves can't make it to second base


Geek:

img.fark.net  Man invents lamp that runs on human blood. No, that's not a type-O

img.fark.net  $4,000 bed shaped like the cockpit of the Millennium Falcon. You came in that thing?

img.fark.net  Australian seal spotted surfing humpback whale. Surfback whale looks back worriedly


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  Keith Richards: "(coughing fit) (inaudible) new Stones album (lights cigarette) farking hell, mate"

img.fark.net  Woman accuses Chris Brown of assaulting her. No word if he'll beat these allegations too

img.fark.net  New ABC show will have full frontal nudity, although parts may be fuzzy


Politics:

img.fark.net  "Fiorina finds her fans." Dell executives?

img.fark.net  Bernie Sanders tells college students to "stand with the poor." Which they'll definitely have a chance to do once they graduate

img.fark.net  House passes bill to defund Planned Parenthood which is not expected to come to term, however hopes are high that parts of the bill can be salvaged for research


Business:

img.fark.net  You know, maybe flying jetliners with Rebel Alliance insignia on them isn't the best idea in Southeast Asia. It's just asking for a Thai fighter attack

img.fark.net  In legal news, KitKat badly whacked, gives the court a bone

img.fark.net  The Chinese will be helping to build new railroads in America. Voluntarily this time
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3 Comments     (+0 »)
 
 
2015-09-21 12:32:45 PM  
I actually got one.
 
2015-09-21 01:11:36 PM  
I keep reading the one about Seattle as 'dead COWSlittering the streets ...
 
2015-09-21 02:55:17 PM  
Someone should count them.. sing some songs..
 
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